108 Big Bang Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

Let me show you my big kiss theory.

Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I love you bazinga!

My limbic system wants to take your pants off.

Are you my universe

Cause I wanna Big Bang into you.

Are you quantem fluctuations

Cuz you are giving me a big bang

Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

So, how many children do you think we should have?

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

Ladies call me the Big Bang, and I have evidence to support it.

After tonight The Big Bang isn't gonna be a theory anymore.

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Are you my big toe?

Because I just wanna kiss you on all my furniture in the dark.

"Is your name gravity? Because you're pulling me in with your irresistible cosmic allure."

"Can we re-write history together? Because our chemistry is more explosive than the Big Bang itself."

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can kiss you on the coffee table?

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

"Your eyes must be stars because I can't resist their gravitational pull. Mind if we create our own big bang, muuuah?"

"Are you a particle accelerator? Because every time I'm near you, I feel a Big Bang of attraction."

"Your boyfriend's meteor might cause extinction but with me, you'd experience a Big Bang of pleasure."

Let me prove the Big Bang to you.

"Are you a theory? Because I'd love to prove how wildly attractive forces result in a big bang."

"Are you the big bang theory? Because girl, your presence alone triggers a cosmic explosion within me."

"Ah, a fan of intellectual humor and complex characters. Very attractive! How about we make our own version of 'Big Bang Theory' soon?"

"Are you a Kpop song? Because you hit me harder than a Big Bang."

"Just like in the Big Bang Theory, our chemistry could start a whole new universe."

"Universe, I've got a big bang theory, it involves you and me creating a world of our own."

"Are you a quark? Because you've got charm, up, down, strange and top, making my universe explode."

"Hey, since we're both trapped in this gravitational pull called our town, want to be my Big Bang theory?"

"Are you the Big Bang Theory? Because my world started when I first saw you."

"Are you a Kpop star? Because whenever I see you, my heart goes 'Bang Bang Bang' like a Big Bang comeback."

"Were you a part of the Big Bang? Because my world starts and ends with you."

"Just like the Big Bang Theory, there was nothing until I saw you - then everything exploded with desire."

"Just like the universe, my affection for you is always expanding, wild, naughty and infinitely flirty."

"Eres como un cometa, siempre provocando una gran explosión en mi universo." Translation: "You're like a comet, always causing a big bang in my universe."

He thinks he just broke up with his imaginary girlfriend.

Are you a star?

Coz everything about you is a BIG BANG️

I wish I were sin squared and you were cos squared so that together we could be one!

"Are you from another galaxy? Because your beauty is out of this world and it's causing a big bang in my heart."

If I am Amy, will you be my Sheldon?

You are like my big toe

I'm going to kiss you on every piece of my furniture.

Guurrll you like my big toe....

I kiss you on all my pieces of furniture.

Are You My Big Toe?

Because I want to kiss you on all of my furniture

Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

Ay girl, do you like Big Bang?

Because I bet we’d make Fantastic Babies

Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you a singularity?

Cuz you about to get big banged. (Bazinga!)

I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!

On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.

Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

Why don't we go back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?

Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.

You have 206 bones in your body, wanna have 207?

You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

You're a photo quanta to my valence electron - you excite me to another level.

Your bosons - they give me a hadron.

Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.