Your mind says check, but your body is saying mate.

Do you want to make love on the queenside or kingside?

Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.

Are we playing chess? Because I want to take your queen with my p**....

Will you hold it against it me if I promote my p**... at the back of your board?

Are you a p**... on the 7th rank? Because you are about to come as a queen.

Get your queen ready because my knight is about to fork you.

If you are a queen, I want to be the chess board that you will sit on.

How do you like to proceed with this opening?

I could study your openings all day long.

Is your king under attack? Because I have been checking you out.

Babe, I will forever be your white knight.

Want to go to my place and see how many times we can mate each other?

My favorite square on the chess board are the G-spots.

E4, I just made the first move. Your turn.

Be careful babe, you are about to get mated.

Want to play chess? Because I want to eat your queen.

I will give up any gambit just to be with you.

I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side.

My chess set is still missing a queen until I found you.

I am the king babe because you can't play without me.

Babe, although I can multi chess, I prefer you as my only one.

You ever play in tournaments? Because I want to write down your every move.

Are you a rook? Because my king wants to castle next to you.

I want to t**... my rook into your territory and take your pieces.

Do you want to move into my castle or my castle to take your queen?

Babe, I'll be your knight if you can be my queen.

My rook is hard and straight for you.

Are you up for us to exchange some pieces?

If you are my queen, I will never sacrifice you for anything.

Remove that little p**... and I will go straight into your open file.

We don't need a chess clock baby, I'll give you all the time in the world to make your move.

Are you Sicilian? Because you have flexible opening.

Do you play blitz chess? I promise I'd last more than 5 minutes.

E4 or E5, babe I am down for anything.

Bet I can mate you in 10 moves or less.

If you liked my opening, just see I handle the end game.

You got damaged p**... structure? Because my rook want to p**... that.

How about I castle the queen tonight?

I would put my rook in your open file any time.

Would you hold it against me if I pinned your chess piece?

If I was a chess board...

I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.

The only blunder I have ever made is not opening up with you earlier.

Ready to have my horsey take your castle?

You play chess? What is your favorite opening?

I prefer my women to be positional player rather than material.

Babe, I am waiting for your next move.

Are you a grandmaster? Because you know all my moves.

Babe, accept my gambit and we will have some fun variations tonight.

D4 is never a bad way to open up a relationship.

Give me 3 more moves and I will make you feel like a queen.

I will let you play with my little p**... all night until it becomes the knight you are looking for.

"Are you a chess grandmaster? Because every move you make leaves me in checkmate, always wanting your next play."

"How about a game of chess? But beware, I'm known for always taking control of the board."

"I'm quite good at chess, fancy being my queen while I play the king?"

"Violets are blue, roses are red, fancy a chess match where I steal your queen but win your heart instead?"

Are you a queen on a chessboard? Because every move I make is towards you.

If life is like a game of chess, then meeting you must be my winning move.

"Well, I don't play chess, but if life's a game, I'd like the challenge of conquering your queen's guard."

"Is your name Brie? Because you've got me melting like a cheese in the hot sun."

"In this game of chess, you're the flawless queen and I, the devoted king, have finally made my move."

"If life was a chess game, I'd definitely choose you as my queen. Checkmate?"

"Are you a block of cheese? Because every time I see you, I just melt."

Girl, I am the knight in shining armor who will give you a smothered mate.

I play chess, I know how to mate efficiently. Want to try?

You into chess? Want to study some classic mating positions with me?

"Are you a chess piece? Because every move you make leaves me 'check-mate' with your charm."

You might be a p**... to someone else, but you will always be my queen.

"Well, if Tinder was a game of chess, I'd be the knight ready to make your heart move in unexpected ways."

I will smother you with my love until we mate.

"Ever play chess? Because with every move you make, my heart beats like a king in a check."

I'll make you my queen if you can give me a few moves.

"Do you play chess? Because I can't stop picturing us in a game where you're pegging the king."

My life had been a missing chess set, you are the missing queen that I have been looking all my life.

Have you ever been back-rank mate with a rook before?

Babe you play chess? Let's have a fun knight together.

Are you the queen? Because for the whole night I have been trying to take you down.

"In this chess game of life, would you mind being my queen?"

"Roses are red, your eyes outshine the blue, How about checkmate in a game of chess, with a champion like you?"

"Like a chess game, you captivate my mind; a queen as rare as you, is truly hard to find."

Ha, sounds like a classic game of chess - but with a twist! How about we meet in the middle at a cozy café instead? 😉

"Are you a chess game? Because I feel like the pawn who fell for the queen in this crazy game of checkmate."

So, does "seen" mean you're plotting your next move like a chess master or just contemplating the mysteries of the universe? 🤔♟️

"In the game of love, who needs a dance floor when our chemistry is like a well played chess game?"

"Just like in a game of chess, it's always the queen who captures the king, not the pawns."

"Are you cheddar? Because you’re looking extra sharp tonight!"

"Are you cheddar? Because you're so sharp, I can't help but feel grate when I'm around you."

Do you play chess? Because when I look at you, I see my next move.

"Are you a chess grandmaster? Because every move you make, I find myself in checkmate, ready to be dominated."

"Cocktails, jazz and movies - sounds like a dream. I'm into long hikes, cooking up a storm and intense chess matches."

"Your beauty is like a chess game, always leaving me in checkmate. Want to reverse the roles sometime?"

"Are you a chess player? Because every move you make expertly captures me, causing a sweet surrender I can't resist."

"Well, consider this my chessboard, and I've just made my first move. So, are we playing checkers or chess?"

"Is your name Checkmate? Because I feel like I've already won when I'm with you."

"Ever tried blindfolded chess? It's like bondage, but for minds. Yours already has me all tied up."

"Haha, wow! I bet that number is your high score in some game? 😄 Wanna play a round of virtual chess instead?"

"Your beauty is like a game of chess, it takes strategy to understand its depth and not just a check-mate!"

"Are you a queen? Because whenever I see you, all I want to do is protect my king."

"In our game of love, there's no stalemate, you always have the right moves to make me surrender."

"In the chess game of life, I'm a king without a queen. Could you be the one to checkmate my heart?"

"If life were a chess game, you'd definitely be my queen - irreplaceably captivating and commanding every move."

"Is your name Checkmate? Because I think I'm already losing my heart to this game."

"Is your name Checkmate? Because you've got moves that leave me with no escape, way more fun than dancing."

"Just like a queen in chess, you're the most powerful piece that turns the game into a beautiful dance."

"In the game of life, you're my queen and it's always your move."

"Are you a game of chess, Zoe? Because I'd make sure to always protect my queen."

"Are you a chess game? Because with every move, I'm falling more in check(mate) with you."

"Are you a chess game? Because with every move, I find myself more check-mate-d by your charm."

"A cocktail connoisseur, aren't we? I personally relish pondering over chess moves while listening to classic rock and enjoying a suspense thriller."

"Are you a chess grandmaster? Because when it comes to you, I don't mind being the board."

"I'm short, black and a little slow... but in the world of chess, even the smallest pawn can become a king."

"Are you a chess game? Because I've been trying to make the right move all night."

"Do you play chess? Because I can't stop picturing us as king and queen."

Mundane can be a vibe too, you know. Once I spent an hour trying to teach my cat to play chess. She won. 🐱♟

"I've been throwing lines but it feels like we're playing chess, maybe we should skip the games and go for checkmate?"

"I may not be a Grandmaster, but when it comes to you, checkmate isn't my only goal."

"Are you a queen? 'Cause every move you make leaves me in checkmate."

"In the chess game of life, could I perhaps be your king, always there to protect his queen?"

"Can we play chess? Because just like black and white, we too, could create an undeniable strategy together."

"Just trying to convince my dog that I'm the superior chess player here. So far, he's not convinced."

"Are you familiar with chess? Because I'm the king who's been searching for his queen, checkmate!"

"Do you play chess? Because I'm looking for a mate and I think it's checkmate when I'm with you."

"I've always enjoyed chess. Fancy playing it differently where you peg the queen and I'll be the king?"

"Excuse me, are you the queen of chess? Because I've been a pawn in your love game since the moment I saw you."

It must be really confusing to play chess with you..

Heck I wouldn't know if the onboard queen is cuter or the one moving it.

"Do you play chess? Because when I saw you, I thought 'check mate, I've found my queen.'"

"In this game of chess, I may be a King, but you're definitely the one dominating my every move."

"Are you a chess board? Because I'm ready to be your queen's knight any day!"

"Ever played chess? Just like the queen, you've been capturing all the white pieces, how about giving this black knight a chance?"

Are you a queen on the chessboard? Because you've already captured my heart.

"Are you a chess grandmaster? Because you've already conquered the king of my heart."