69 County Fairs Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.

Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

Hello..Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?

Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)

Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?

I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

I got an amusement park in my pants.

I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.

I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?

I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?

I own the best roller coaster in the world wanna ride it?

I perform best when I'm wet.

I really like your suit.

I see you already have the buns.

I think I've found the blue-ribbon melons!

I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

I'll show you a ride with no wait time.

I'm a theme park, ride me before the sun sets.

I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!

I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)

If I could rename this place Id call it (date's name) studios because you are my universe

Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.

Ignore the RayBans—there’s nothing shady about me, sunshine.

Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.

Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?

Nice life preservers.

Put on some SPF 30+, so I can get to irradiating you.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy! (mechanical bull)

Wanna go over and watch the funnies buck?

Wanna hold my corn dog?

Want to see Goofy's playhouse?

Want to share a locker?

Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.

Would you like to go on a ride with me?

Wow! Did you grow those yourself?

You had me at "Let's go to Disneyland".

You have to be this tall to ride this ride.

You remind me of a roller coaster, every time I think about riding you I get sick... love sick

I love all the rides at the county fair but I love eating corn dogs the most.

What's a nice girl like you doing on a s**... like this?

Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.

Can I see your tan lines?