"Well, if I give you my lunch money, how can we split the bill on our first date?"

"Well, I might not lift you physically, but who knows? I might be able to lift your spirits with my superb lame jokes!"

"You're more captivating than any punchline in my book of lame pick-up lines."

"Oh, don't worry, I've always been a fan of lame jokes. They're like the dad jeans of humor – out of style but strangely comforting."

"Well, the only thing I'd hate is if your lame jokes are lamer than mine. It's a tough competition, you know!"

"Looks like I need to up my game. How about I start by buying you a drink?"

"Even in this lame world's plight, you still shine so bright, like a star taking flight."

"Well, I must admit your standards are high, how about we raise the bar over coffee tomorrow?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Rachel? Or were you too busy laughing at the angels' lame pick-up lines?"

"Forget the massage, let me be your personal masseuse and work out all your knots tonight."

Are you offering massages? Because you've got a magnetic touch that's making my muscles tingle.

"Challenge accepted! Expect nothing less than top-tier cool from me, just don't blame me if you catch the cool vibes."

"Haha, I'm more about being genuine than pretending. Maybe my kind of cool is just different from the mainstream."

"Excuse me, miss, you're so radiant not even my lame jokes could dull your shine."

"Well then, I'll just have to be the coolest uncool person you've ever met! Challenge accepted."

"If my last pick-up line was lame, then I must've been saving the best for you."

"If being beautiful was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a lifetime sentence."

"I guess my previous line was 'lame', but wouldn't life be 'interesting' with me?"

I’m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and I’ll show you my tongue game

"Your beauty is like a masterpiece, it's anything but lame. Care to make some more art over dinner?"

"Forget the massage, how about I show you a different kind of hands-on relaxation?"

"Hate you? No way! I've always dreamed of dating a stand-up comedian, even if they're sitting most of the time."

"If my pick-up line was lame, does that mean you'll be the one to upgrade it with a smile?"

"I'd rather give you a massage with my hands all over your body. How about it?"

"Well, isn't being uncool the new cool? Guess I'm ahead of the curve!"

"Don't worry, I've been known to laugh at my own shadow. Bring on the dad jokes!"

"Oh, trust me, my love for lame jokes is like pi - endless and irrational."

"Your smile's a dazzling light, even in the lamest night, I'm just a moth, lost in its divine sight."

"Oh, I see, staying cool under pressure - sounds like my kind of fun. Get ready for some surprise coolness!"

"I guess I'll have to keep my coolness shields up then, wouldn't want to risk being 'umcooll' now, would we?"

"Are your eyes GPS trackers? 'Cause I can't help but feel lost in them each time I gaze into them."

"I may have stumbled with my words before, but talking to you makes me feel smooth."

"You thought that was lame? Let's turn the heat up then, with a date at the finest restaurant in town!"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a weak connection with that lame attempt at an insult!"

"Well, if my first pick-up line was lame, how about I try again and make it unforgettable?"

Skip the massage, your smile alone has already worked wonders on me.

"In the realm of stars, you're Venus in the frame, your adorableness outshines, all else seem quite lame."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. And this time, it's definitely not lame."

"Are you an insult? Because even the cringiest ones don’t sting as much as your smile stuns!"

"You thought that was lame? How about we skip the lines and let our chemistry do the talking instead?"

"Well, if my pick-up line didn't impress you, maybe we can start fresh with a witty conversation instead."

"That's perfect! I run a lame joke rehab center. Your treatment starts immediately."

"I must have used the wrong words before, because I can't imagine anyone finding you anything but captivating."

"Or else what? You'll steal my heart as well, just like you stole this moment?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...just like my massage offer."

"Well, as long as they're not 'why did the chicken cross the road' level lame, I think we'll get along just fine!"

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. And speaking of time, how about that massage offer?"

"I promise not to hate you for your lame jokes, as long as you don't hold it against me when I laugh at them... a lot!"

"If I offered you a massage, it'd be anything but lame. You deserve to be pampered, beautiful."

"If my pick-up line was lame, then let me make it up to you with dinner tonight."

You must be tired, because of having to listen to other guy's lame pick up lines.

Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my s**... hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)