42 Lame Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 42 lame pick up lines for her and flirty lame rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about lame that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with lame rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny lame pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty lame joke for a great chat response.

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A good Lame pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Pluto is lame, I like Ur-a**... better.
My love for you is like my humor,

it might be lame, but it never quits.
"Well, I might not lift you physically, but who knows? I might be able to lift your spirits with my superb lame jokes!"
"Well, if I give you my lunch money, how can we split the bill on our first date?"
"Guess you've got standards as high as your beauty. Let's redefine lame with a night that makes us both blush."
"Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even if my pick-up lines are lame."

Short and cute lame pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about lame are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"You're more captivating than any punchline in my book of lame pick-up lines."

"Well, the only thing I'd hate is if your lame jokes are lamer than mine. It's a tough competition, you know!"

"Oh, don't worry, I've always been a fan of lame jokes. They're like the dad jeans of humor – out of style but strangely comforting."

"Even in this lame world's plight, you still shine so bright, like a star taking flight."

"Well, I must admit your standards are high, how about we raise the bar over coffee tomorrow?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Rachel? Or were you too busy laughing at the angels' lame pick-up lines?"

"Challenge accepted! Expect nothing less than top-tier cool from me, just don't blame me if you catch the cool vibes."

Cheesy lame Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Haha, I'm more about being genuine than pretending. Maybe my kind of cool is just different from the mainstream."

"Well then, I'll just have to be the coolest uncool person you've ever met! Challenge accepted."

"Excuse me, miss, you're so radiant not even my lame jokes could dull your shine."

"You think that's lame? Give me a chance to impress you with my cooking skills this weekend."

"If being beautiful was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a lifetime sentence."

"I guess my previous line was 'lame', but wouldn't life be 'interesting' with me?"

"Your beauty is like a masterpiece, it's anything but lame. Care to make some more art over dinner?"

Funny lame Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Lame conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Hate you? No way! I've always dreamed of dating a stand-up comedian, even if they're sitting most of the time."

"Don't worry, I've been known to laugh at my own shadow. Bring on the dad jokes!"

"Oh, trust me, my love for lame jokes is like pi - endless and irrational."

"Well, isn't being uncool the new cool? Guess I'm ahead of the curve!"

"Your smile's a dazzling light, even in the lamest night, I'm just a moth, lost in its divine sight."

"Oh, I see, staying cool under pressure - sounds like my kind of fun. Get ready for some surprise coolness!"

"That's funny because I'm actually allergic to bad jokes. Guess we'll be the perfect 'rash'ional pair."

"Are your eyes GPS trackers? 'Cause I can't help but feel lost in them each time I gaze into them."

"I guess I'll have to keep my coolness shields up then, wouldn't want to risk being 'umcooll' now, would we?"

"You thought that was lame? Let's turn the heat up then, with a date at the finest restaurant in town!"

"In the realm of stars, you're Venus in the frame, your adorableness outshines, all else seem quite lame."

"You thought that was lame? How about we skip the lines and let our chemistry do the talking instead?"

Clever lame Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Lame hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Your beauty calls for creativity, not lameness, how about we rewrite this flirt story together?"

"That's perfect! I run a lame joke rehab center. Your treatment starts immediately."

"Or else what? You'll steal my heart as well, just like you stole this moment?"

"Well, as long as they're not 'why did the chicken cross the road' level lame, I think we'll get along just fine!"

"I promise not to hate you for your lame jokes, as long as you don't hold it against me when I laugh at them... a lot!"

Lame kiss pokemon/anime pickup line I thought up
If you were an evolved Pikachu, you'd be a Kawaiichu.

Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my s**... hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)

You must be tired, because of having to listen to other guy's lame pick up lines.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Lame love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Lame openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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