82 Monkey Pick Up lines And Rizz

"Just like monkeys love red fruit, I can't help but go bananas over your loyalty and vibrant personality!"

"Are you Curious George? Because I've been monkeying around trying to find a girl like you."

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself peeling my attention away from everything else just to monkey around with you."

"Are you a monkey? Because your cuteness is driving me bananas; it’s surely not just monkey business!"

"Are you a monkey? Because your cuteness is making my heart do backflips like a circus act."

"Are you a theory from an IIT lecture? Because even the monkey in the park couldn't stop thinking about you."

"Is your name Yotam Shayo? Because my heart's swinging from tree to tree just like a monkey, in search of your love."

"Excuse me, but is that a monkey chasing you, or is your beauty simply driving me bananas?"

"Is your name Tarzan? Because you've got me swinging from the branches with that irresistible monkey charm of yours."

"This must be a jungle, because your beauty makes me go ape!"

"Did you escape from an IIT classroom? Because even the monkey on the tree found your intelligence alluring."

"If kisses were flowers, I'd be a frog hopping from one lily to your monkey tree."

Come by to my cabin and I show you my monkey!

"Though caramel to your vanilla taste, in love's sweet song we could make the perfect base."

"Is your name Curious George? Because I'm bananas about you and your monkey business is driving me wild!"

"Are you a monkey's uncle? Because I'm bananas for you."

"Are you a red banana? Because my monkey-heart goes bananas every time I see your loyal, fiery charm!"

"Just like a monkey chases bananas, I find myself naturally drawn to your captivating charm."

"I must be a love-struck monkey, because my heart is going bananas every time it chases after you."

"Call me the Man with the Yellow Hat because, like Curious George, I can't help but monkey around when I'm near you."

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself going absolutely ape for you."

"Are you a song by Arctic Monkeys? Cause every moment with you feels like a romantic melody."

"Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling and my monkey instincts can't resist."

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself going absolutely bananas for Yotam Shayo, the charming monkey girl."

"Are you a banana tree? Because this playful monkey is going bananas over your captivating beauty."

"Is your dad a zookeeper? Because you're as adorable as a monkey and bananas don't compare to your appeal!"

"Are you a red light? Because every time I see you, even my monkey instincts tell me to stop and stay loyal."

"I may not be white chocolate, but this caramel boy wants to bring some flavor into your life, babe!"

"Your smile's so sweet, like a banana under the summer heat, can I be the monkey to make your life complete?"

"I must be in the Jungle Book, because I'm falling for Queen of the Swingers over here."

Do you like monkeys?

Because I guarantee you'll love macaque

"Are you a banana? Because I'm that monkey who simply can't stop chasing your irresistible sweetness."

"I must be bananas, because every time I see you, my heart starts monkeying around!"

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

"Is your name Jane Goodall? Because my heart's gone bananas for your adorable charm."

"Is there a monkey chasing you, or is it just your charm that has me swinging from tree to tree?"

"Are you a Disney princess? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than Lightning McQueen."

"Is your name Arctic Monkeys? Because you've got me Cornerstone-struck with your vibe and I'm in love."

Did it hurt when you fell from the tree? Because girl, you're a knockout!

"Are you a banana? Because I'm one caramel monkey who's gone bananas over you!"

"Can I borrow a banana? Because I can't help but go ape over you."

"If chasing love is like a monkey after bananas, then consider me the most determined primate around."

"You're a monkey in jest, yet a queen in my chest, for a chance at your heart, I'll outshine the rest."

"Is your name Yotam Shayo? Because my heart is swinging from branch to branch just like a love-struck monkey."

"Do you believe in evolution? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I've discovered a beautiful new species."

"Is your name George by any chance? Because I just can't help feeling like the curious monkey drawn to you."

"Are you a monkey? Because bananas aren't the only thing you've got me going ape for."

If I were a monkey, I'd swing into your heart without hesitation.

"Like Arctic Monkeys' music, your beauty hits me hard and leaves me yearning for more."

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell monkey vacuums. s**... macaque.

"Do you believe in evolution? Because I've just evolved into a man who can't resist your charm."

"Is your name Jane? Because this Tarzan's heart is going ape over you!"

"Girl, are you King Kong? Because my heart is certainly beating faster than a jungle drum."

"Are you a monkey? Cause you're driving me bananas with your cuteness!"

"Girl, you're hotter than an Arctic Monkey's concert; let's turn up the volume and dance into the encore together."

"Hey, are we in the jungle? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to swing like a monkey."

"Is your tail invisible? Because you've got me swinging from the branches with that monkey-like charm of yours."

"Excuse me miss, but can I call you Monkey? Because your beauty has me swinging from the stars."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because I'm bananas for you."

Hey girl, are you a monkey?

'Coz I wanna feed you my banana.

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

No more monkey around. I'd go banana if you went to Prom with me.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please s**... it gently

R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*

Wanna be my monkey woman?

I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.