110 Stock Market Pick Up lines And Rizz

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

My Nasdaq is always up.

Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

Wanna see my huge stock tip?

I can tell by your interest that you're easy money.

I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

Would you be interested in large growth investment?

I have a a huge Stock.

Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

I want controlling interest of your assets.

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

My stock is strong, like bull.

Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

What's common between Stock market and me?

Something will rise up if you play your cards right.

How bout we do some inside her trading?

I got a tiny investment for you.

Girl, you looks good! Won't you Nasdaq that kiss up?

I trade rare metals, and you look like the rarest one of them all.

I'm on the investor relations team and I need your help to uphold shareholder values.

Hey babe, I think your fundamentals look great! I'd love to add you to my portfolio.

You could inflate me out of a crisis.

It's technically wrong, but seeing you, I can't help but want to do a little insider trading.

I love to share, wanna stock broke me?

Nice rack, baby. Can we upgrade those things from Hold to Squeeze?

Would you like to be bailed out and still collect a bonus?

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

If you were at stock...I just couldn't sell.

I'll put the hedge in your fund.

You into stocks and b**...?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

These stocks aren't the only thing rising.

If you're going down, I'm buying.

"Trust me, learning stocks will be much more engaging with a Morgan Stanley guide by your side."

"Your smile is more precious than a diamond, can I invest in the stock market of your heart?"

"How about we turn these stocks into bonds? I'd love to be your personal guide in the Morgan Stanley universe."

"Ever wanted a personal tutor in stocks who can also invest in your heart? Hi, I'm from Morgan Stanley."

I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

"Ever dreamed of a private stock market tutorial? Only requirement is a candlelit dinner with me."

If you take a short position, I'll show you my long bond.

"Is your name NASDAQ? Because my heart's value skyrockets whenever I see you."

"How about we turn those stock market lessons into Stock Dates, and I promise, you'll never bear a loss with me."

I prefer the Bare Market, if you catch my drift.

"Interested in learning stocks? Let's start with investing time in each other, I guarantee high returns."

"They say the stock market is unpredictable, but my intention to teach you, and win your heart, isn't."

"Is your name Wall Street? Because my interest in you keeps rising, just like the stocks."

"Ever wanted a private tutor from Morgan Stanley? I'd love to teach you more than just trading stocks."

"How about we turn those candlestick charts into a romantic dinner and I can educate you about trading till dawn?"

"How about we turn studying the stock market into a date? I promise, with Morgan Stanley tips, you'll never crash."

"Are you a stock? Because every time I see you, my interest keeps rising."

"Are you a bull market? Because my interest in you just keeps rising."

"How about we turn the Dow into an up? I'd love to teach you the curves of the stock market."

"How about I show you the ropes of Wall Street, and maybe we can turn this into a bull market together?"

Hey baby, want to see my S&P index?

"You must be the stock market, because my interest rises whenever I see your dazzling smile."

"Are you a bullish market? Because every time I see you, my interest rates go up."

"Let me teach you the bulls and bears of the stock market, babe, because investing in you has already given me high returns."

"Are you the stock market? Because I can't stop checking you out, despite some risky highs and lows."