By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!

I am going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.

Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

Your teeth are pretty. You look like you floss regularly.

I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!

The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.

Are both of those teeth real?

You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

What's got 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper.

Twist: Are you from Tennessee? Because those teeth are the only ten I see.

Hey girl! s**... contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

I borrowed daddy’s teeth just for you.

You must be a samosa, because you're a delightful treat I can't resist sinking my teeth into.

Are you in pain from those wisdom teeth? Because I'd love to be your temporary pain reliever.

Hey baby, these teeth are real.

"Do you brush your teeth with magic? Because every time you smile, you make everything else disappear."

Are you a vampire? Because I can't resist sinking my teeth into that irresistible allure.

"Even with sore jaws, your beauty shines bright like the sun's warm rays."

"Did you brush your teeth with fairy dust? Because every time you smile, I seem to lose my reality."

What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth!

My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.

Your eyes sparkle like freshly polished teeth, making me want to get lost in them forever.

"Absolutely, but only if we can build a sandcastle first! That way, our love story has a solid foundation—pun intended!"

"Only if you promise to teach me your coconut technique! I might need a backup plan if the island lacks room service, right?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your terrifyingly beautiful smile… and those big teeth!"

"You must be a dentist's dream because every time you brush, my heart skips a beat."

Haha, coconut teeth skills are impressive! Just promise you'll save me some coconut water; hydration is key for our island adventures! 🌴🥥

Even with a headache, your beauty glows, like a diamond amidst throes.

My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.

"Do you brush your teeth with confetti? Because every time you smile, it feels like a party in my heart!"

"Only if you promise to wear a coconut bra. I hear it’s the latest beach fashion—perfect for our deserted island wedding!"

Are you a vampire? Because I'm drawn to your dark side and dying to sink my teeth into you.

"Sounds like someone's feeling playful today! Just remember, I've got teeth too."

Aw, shucks! Your smile is like a ray of sunshine... Or is it just the reflection from your teeth whitening?

"Do you brush your teeth with fairy dust? Because your smile is the only magic this world needs!"

"I might not have time for vampire makeup, but I'd love to sink my teeth into a night with you!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your smile shines bright, even with a headache too.

"You must have just brushed your teeth, because your smile is making my heart feel minty fresh."

Are you a dentist? Because you just took my pain away with your smile.

"Absolutely! Just imagine us sipping coconut water while the waves crash. I’ll bring the sunscreen; you bring the sense of adventure. Deal? 😉"

"Is your name Dracula? Because every time you smile, I’m ready to let you sink your teeth into me."

"Even with a sore jaw, your smile still lights up the room. Can I be your painkiller?"

I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flintstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?

Are you a dentist? Because you're giving me a toothache, but I don't mind it at all.

"So you're saying no to us eloping to a deserted island? And here I was, learning how to open coconuts with my teeth!"

Did you just brush your teeth? Because your smile is brighter than my future dental career.

Are you a vampire? Because I'm dying to let you sink your teeth into me.

Don't be afraid to indulge, sweetness. You're a delicious treat I can't resist sinking my teeth into.

"Haha, I’m all for that! Just make sure to teach me your coconut skills—those survival skills might come in handy during our adventure!"

"I'm not sure if you want to bite me, but I'd love to feel your teeth on my skin."

"Are you made of toothpaste? Because every time I see you, I can't help but smile."

"Only if you promise to share those coconut-openers! I'll bring the sunscreen, and we can turn that island into our personal paradise. 🏝️"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I clean my teeth again?"

"Did you brush your teeth with fairy dust? Because your smile is the happiest place on earth!"

"Are you a lollipop? Because I can't help but find your sweetness irresistibly stick-to-your-teeth unforgettable."

"Absolutely! But you might want to work on your dental plan first. Coconuts are tough, but I hear they’re great for team-building exercises!"

"Haha, love the enthusiasm! I’m all in—just need to work on my hammock skills first. What’s your ideal deserted island vibe?"

"Do you brush your teeth with sunshine? Because your smile could brighten the darkest of days."

Are you made of lamb? Because I can't resist sinking my teeth into something as irresistible as you.

"Did you brush your teeth with stardust? Because your smile is lighting up my entire world."

"Absolutely! Just promise to save some coconuts for our sunset picnics. What else are you secretly mastering for our island adventure?"

"Are you a dentist? 'Cause your smile could heal my jaw pain for a while."

Girl, you're so sweet - makes my teeth hurt just thinking about you

Sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want...

"Did you brush your teeth with fireworks? Cause every time you smile, it's like a spectacle of light and beauty."

Your smile is like a work of art, each tooth a precious piece, stealing my heart.

Do you want the lights off or the teeth out?

What had 36 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

"Are you a dentist? Because every time I see your smile, I feel like I've hit the jackpot."

You must be a dental miracle because just looking at you is making my pain disappear.

"Absolutely! But I hope your coconut skills include finding a way back home. I’d prefer not to live out a rom-com nightmare!"

"Your adorable smile makes me want to sink my teeth into you. Can I?"

Must be magic, because talking to you makes my toothache disappear.

Burgers are great, but I'm more interested in sinking my teeth into something else... maybe a sweet kiss from you? 😘

"Are you a vampire? Because your smile is to die for, and I’m not scared of your big teeth!"

"Definitely yes! But let’s save the coconut teeth technique for a rainy day. How about we plan some epic adventures instead?"

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?" James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle." Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got." James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

Even with a sore jaw, your smile still lights up the room. Let me make you feel better.

Are you a Filet-O-Fish? Because you're a catch I can't resist sinking my teeth into.

Like pearls in the ocean, your teeth gleam so bright, captivating me with their light.

You must be as fluffy as a mangalore bun, because I can't stop dreaming about sinking my teeth into you.

"Only if we can build our own treehouse! I’ve got some great ideas for a cozy beach retreat. What’s your vision for our escape? 🏝️"

My teeth ache

Can you massage them with your tongue?

"I must be a vampire because I can't stop thinking about sinking my teeth into you."

Your smile is brighter than a freshly polished set of teeth - want to grab dinner sometime?

"Yes! Just promise me if we get stranded, you won't try to eat the coconuts whole—I'm more of a ‘savor the moment’ guy!"

How about you try out your new teeth on my meat.

"What? No teeth?! Guess I'll have to sharpen my skills! But let’s not get lost on our honeymoon, okay?"

"I must be a tooth fairy because I'm drawn to your extra charm and sparkle."

Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because...

...your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.

"Do you brush your teeth with joy? Because every time you smile, my day instantly brightens up."

"Do you brush your teeth with happiness? Because every time you smile, I'm blinded by the sparkle."

"Did you brush your teeth with sunshine? Because your smile is the brightest part of my day."

Only if you promise to teach me your coconut technique! I’m all in for a sun-soaked escape and some beachside fun! 😄🏖️

"Are you a dentist? Because I'm feeling no pain when I'm smiling at you."

Your charm is bloodcurdlingly irresistible, I'm dying to sink my teeth into your love.

Hey girl, you know whats wrong with your underwear...

It's not between my teeth

You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!

Do you use that new charcoal teeth whitener?

Because those are the whitest teeth I'll ever come across.

Do you know what has 160 teeth and and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

Are you my teeth?

Because they sure grind at night

You know, fewer teeth means more tongue!

Hey baby, you're so fine you make my teeth chatter, wha-wha-what's your name?

What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

Are you the United Kingdom?

Cause your teeth are crooked but your voice is hot

What has 132 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My Zipper ;)

Girl, your teeth are like the stars in the sky...

...kinda yellow and really far apart.

What has 32 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

Looks like you've got a sweet tooth.

It's time to probe your gaps.

Is your father a dentist? Because you have a Beautiful smile.

I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

I'm like a dentist, I'll drill you and fill you.

I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now.

I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.

I want to melt in your mouth.

Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!

Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you'd be superfine.

Hey baby, I'm a dentist. Why don't you lie back and let me fill your cavities.

Hello there little lady, Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.

He Sexy! I'm gonna drill you so hard that you'll bleed.

Are you a dentist? Because you're so sweet I'm getting cavities!

Are you a dentist? Because you leave a bad taste in my mouth.

You're drooling a bit.

Can you feel this?

Have you ever slept with a dentist? Want to?

I need to fill your cavities.

Aye babe! Wanna get drilled?