13 Wooden Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 13 wooden pick up lines for her and flirty wooden rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about wooden that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with wooden rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny wooden pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty wooden joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Wooden Rizz

A good Wooden pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?
Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Wanna see my wooden leg?
My teeth aren't the only things that's wooden for you.
"Even amidst this wooden downpour, your beauty remains the most breathtaking natural wonder."
"If I had a nickel for every time your smile carved happiness into my heart, I'd have a wooden fortune!"

Short and cute wooden pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about wooden are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Baby, are you a wooden horse?

Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus?

Because I’m a proportioned tiny wooden stick and I think we’re a match

You must be Dutch, because AmsterDAYUMM you’re attractive.

Wooden shoe like to go out on a date?

Right now, my teeth aren't the only part of me that's wooden.

You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Wooden love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Wooden openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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