Did it hurt?

...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

Is your nickname goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back

Girl are your pronouns her/she?

Cuz you're lookin' like a snack

You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.

Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you’re corny and cheesy.

Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

"If you’re the dessert, I’ll be the spoon—ready to scoop you up whenever you're feeling emotional!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack and you made me cry!

Are you made of sugar? Because you're sweeter than a chubby bunny's midnight snack.

"If you're a snack, then I must be a nocturnal animal, because I can't stop craving you all night long."

"I'm not sure what looks tastier, those snacks or the captivating smile you're serving."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack that makes me meow."

They say red means passion, and looking at you, I can see why. You're sizzling like a juicy steak.

"Are you a magician? Because every time you’re mad, I disappear... into a world of snacks to bribe you back!"

"So you're speechless? Well, let me fill in the silence. Did it hurt... when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack!"

"Hey, did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack! But seriously, what's your favorite guilty pleasure food?"

Did you just come from the oven? Because you're looking like a snack in that outfit!

"They call you a snack, but darling, to me you're a full course meal with dessert included."

Girl, are you a slim jim? Because you're the only snack I want to unwrap!

"Don't eat yourself, darling! You're not just your average cookie, you're a fortune cookie predicting our sweet future together."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're definitely a snack!"

"In a world of meals, you're a delicacy dear,
A beautiful snack, that brings me cheer."

"Are you a Kit Kat? Because you're sweet, tempting, and I can never have just one bite, Taylor."

"Well, if they’re enjoying your blood, I hope it comes with a side of fries! Nothing like a snack while being dramatic, right?"

Are you a midnight snack? Because you're the reason I stay up past my bedtime.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack on your commute to work.

"You've been called a snack, but darling, you're the whole meal that satisfies my appetite."

Are you a plantain chip? Because you're the crunch to my snack of life.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that doesn't need any pretty packaging."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack and I'm absolutely famished."

"If you're a snack, then I must be starving because my heart is craving more than just a taste of you."

"You're called a snack, but I'm hungry for a full course. Are you on the menu tonight?"

"You've been called a snack, but darling, you're the whole meal, dessert included."

Did it hurt when you fell from burger heaven? Because you're a total snack!

Did you just fall from a salad bar? Because you're looking like a total snack!

Are you a cheesy snack? Because you're so gouda-licious, I can't resist wanting to be near you.

No need to be sorry! As long as you bring snacks to our first date, we're all good. Kidding (kind of). Let's continue chatting!

"Taylor, with your love for red and a taste for the finer things, you're the perfect package – just like Kit Kats and steak."

"So, you're basically the family giraffe? Do they call you when they need someone to change light bulbs or just for snack emergencies?"

"If you’re first place, can I at least be your runner-up? I promise to bring snacks for the victory lap!"

Haha, I see you’re a connoisseur of delicious things! What’s your favorite guilty pleasure snack? 🍑

"Just like a midnight snack, you’re the perfect blend of sweet and a little mischievous—can I indulge?"

"They say you're a snack, but I must be starving because I want more than just a taste."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a snack and I’m a fortune teller.

"Tallest? Guess you’re the go-to for reaching those top shelf snacks. Do you also have a black belt in ceiling fan dodging?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the produce aisle? Because you're looking like a snack, broccoli queen."

"Did it hurt, Jasmine, when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a total snack!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a total snack this Friday night!

"If you're into bad movies, we should binge-watch some together—I'll bring the snacks, you bring the fun!"

"Did it hurt? When you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack this lovely afternoon!"

Hey girl, you’re not a snack! You’re the whole cream pie.

"Is your name Taylor? Because just like a Kit Kat, you're irresistibly sweet and satisfying."

Oh, so you're saying I'll need to have a snack stash and be prepared for temper tantrums? Challenge accepted! 😂

"Hey, what's up? Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack bar waiting to happen.

"Ah, I see you're an insomniac like me! What’s your go-to late-night activity? Mine usually involves some deep conversations and snacks. 😉"

"They say you're a snack, but I must be starving because all I see is a full-course meal."

Hey, are you a kebab? Because you're looking like a delicious snack I wouldn't mind taking a bite of.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack, and I'm craving some chips!

"Sorry, did it hurt? When we both fell from the vending machine because we're a couple of snacks."

Hey Ethan, are you a cracker? Because you're the perfect snack to go with my cheesy jokes!

"Hey Taylor, are you a juicy steak? Because you're making me hungry for more of you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack that's turning my life into a feast!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears—unless they’re holding snacks!"

"They say you're a snack, but I must be starving because all I see is a gourmet feast."

"Pardon me, but did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack!"

"You've been called a snack, but girl, with that smile, you're definitely a full-course meal."

Are you made of dates? Because you're the perfect snack-sized treat I've been looking for!

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack! Also, how's your day going?

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack with a pretty mouth.

Haha, you're definitely a snack! Just make sure to leave some for me when we finally meet. 😏

"Are you Taylor? Because you're sweeter than a Kit Kat and hotter than a sizzling steak in red."

"Are you a goldfish cracker? Cause you’re snack that smiles back, and I can't resist your flavor."

You’re a culinary rebel! Next, you’ll tell me lunch is just dinner in disguise. Ever tried a midnight snack? That’s where the magic happens! 🍕✨

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you're a snack, and I'm hungry for love!

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack...and I’m thirsty for your number.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack, and I want your digits!

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that keeps me laughing!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're looking like a snack in that office attire."

"Did it hurt, Alina Paul? When you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack and I'm playing the strings of your heart."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that makes all my corniness worth it."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that's making me lose my change!"

Context: Seeing her at a coffee shop.

"Did it hurt? When you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack."

"You're sweeter than a Kit Kat, more satisfying than a juicy steak – Taylor, you're simply irresistible in red."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that I'd pick any day.

Are you a plantain chip? Because you're the perfect snack to satisfy my cravings for laughter.

"Did it hurt when you fell from vending machine? Because you're definitely a snack that's causing my coin shortage!"

You remind me of goldfish crackers,

Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.

"I get that! Any chance you’re craving something specific? Maybe we could swap favorite snacks to lift our spirits!"

Are you a book? Because you're not a snack, you're a full meal!

"A foodie cat? Sounds like the purr-fect companion for late-night snack adventures. What’s your go-to treat when you’re feeling a little wild? 🐱🍕"

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack with that slim waist.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack and a little twisted.

Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine? Because you're looking like a snack.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack, let's have some fun!

"Do you have bamboo for me? Because girl, you're already looking like a snack."

"Is your name Taylor? Because just like a Kit Kat, you're irresistibly sweet and I want a break with you."

"I see we’re playing hard to get! Should I send a search warrant or just keep my snacks ready for when you return? 🍕"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Taylor? Because you're the steak to my heart.

"Are you a packet of gummy bears? Because you're the only snack that makes my heart smile back."

Girl you aren’t a snack,

You’re a fine looking three course meal.

Did it hurt when you fell from burger heaven? Because you're looking like a tasty snack.

"I love random paragraphs! They’re like life—messy but surprisingly entertaining. Let’s start a randomness championship; I’ll bring snacks! 🥨😄"

"Among the stars and light's chime, you're as sweet as an Oreo cookie at snack time."

Random paragraphs? Sounds like my diary before coffee! But hey, at least they’re not random grocery lists. What’s your go-to snack?

"They say you're a snack, but I'm ready for a feast and you're looking like dessert."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that's too sweet to pass up.

"If you're the snack, then can I be the dessert that sweetens up your life?"

Are you a Kit Kat? Because you're so sweet and I want to break you off a piece.

"Are you a rare steak? Because just like Taylor's love for red, you're perfectly cooked and juicy."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that ignored my coins.

"Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine? Because you're a snack."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you're a snack in red packaging.

"Did it hurt, Bella? When you fell from vending machine? Because you're a snack!"

"Your bikini photo is giving me major carb cravings, because you're looking like a whole snack."

"You've been called a snack, but darling, you're a feast tempting all my senses."

"Are you a snack? Because you're all I can think about when I'm hungry for something deliciously sweet."

What do you and Goldfish Crackers have in common?

You're both the Snack that Smiles Back

Are you a snack? Because you're making me want seconds... and thirds!

If I were a chef, I'd cook you steak every day because you're the rarest and juiciest catch, Taylor.

" Have you had your lunch? Because you're looking like a snack I wouldn't mind indulging in."

"Are you a snack? Because I’d love to indulge in your sweetness, even if you're a little salty sometimes!"

"If you're the snack, then I must be starving, because my heart can't seem to get enough of you."

"Calling you a snack doesn't do justice; you're a full-course meal that fuels my appetite for desire."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that I can't resist.

Well, they must be blind because you're clearly a snack! Childhood trauma or not, you're looking like a full course meal to me 😂

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack that I’d like to taste.

Did it hurt when you fell from the buffet table? Because you're looking like a snack!

Two kids, huh? Well, I hope they're cool with sharing their snacks because I tend to steal all the good ones!

"Wow, a donut-less existence? I’d say you’re on the ‘glazed and confused’ plan! What's your secret snack instead?"