Hey girl, are you the sun?

Because you just blinded me with your beauty‍🦯

You're beauty is so blinding, you should be raybanned

If I were blind, I would still know you’re beautiful.

Hey girl… I’m blind

Can I read your shirt?

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

I'm not blind

But even if I were I would be able to sense your beauty from a mile away

Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

I don't need eyes to see how beautiful you are.

You're so sweet on the eyes,

That you gave me diabetic retinopathy and now I'm blind.

I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

Hey baby you are so bright that you are making me blind.

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Hey baby, can I read your n**...?

If I was blind would you let me read you n**... like Braille?

Do you wear glasses? Maybe you should take them off and have a blind date with me.

I’m old and blind sweetie, can I feel you?

I wish I was blind

So that I could touch you inappropriately ;)

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my p**....

Love may not be blind, but it sure is nearsighted sometimes. I guess we just have to squint and hope for the best! 😉

"Your radiance blinds my iris, turns my sight into a night sky, Never have I seen a celestial show so high."

"I must be blinded by your beauty, because those cool shades of yours are not enough protection for me."

"You're so stunning, even a blind man could see your radiance. Fancy illuminating my night?"

"Ever since I saw your smile, it's like living in The Weeknd's 'Blinding Lights'. Can I be your starboy tonight?"

"Are you a Clicker? Because your beauty blinds me and I've never needed a shiv more to pierce through my heart."

"Your beauty's so blinding, I had to close my eyes. Can I open them to the sight of you tomorrow morning?"

"My life was hollow, till your glow turned it into a shadow, Your beauty, my dear, makes the sky's glory bow."

Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me? Your radiance is blinding.

"Are those glasses just for show? Because your beauty is already blinding me, and I’m ready to binge-watch you all night."

Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me? Either way, I'm blinded by your beauty.

"Your crop top might be reflecting in the mirror, but it’s your radiant beauty that's truly blinding me."

"My life felt hollow until your glow filled my vision, can I be the shadow that forever follows your light?"

"Darling, if you've lost your beauty, I must be blind. Because all I see is a masterpiece begging for its portrait."

Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot
2. I get blinded when I look your way
3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.

"Are you always wearing shades because my love for you is blindingly bright, Shade the Gray Wolf?"

Are you Gojo? Because you've got me blinded by your beauty and charisma.

"Is it the shades you're wearing or is your beauty just naturally blinding?"

"Bewitched by the glorious beauty in your eyes, could we share a moment that no iris could eclipse?"

"Excuse me, but your sexiness is blinding. How about you soften the effect by sharing a picture with me?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been blindly searching for, even the strange stuff!"

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Now I'm blinded by your beauty and my own clumsiness.

"Even without sight, I can feel your beauty electrifying my senses."

Love may not be blind, but it sure can be nearsighted at times! I promise to be your perfect pair of glasses.

"Just like The Weeknd's 'Blinding Lights', you're a vision that enchants me, can't help but chase your light. How about a dance?"

Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.

Excuse me, are you the sun? Because every time I look at you, I go blind from your shine!

Have you tried blind-folded archery? You don't know what you are missing.

"Just like the sun, your beauty blinds me every time I dare to look your way."

"Do you always flash your abs, officer? Because you've got me under arrest with that body of yours."

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine so bright, and I might get blinded by your beauty.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you... just kidding, I'm blind!

"Twoja uroda oślepiła mnie. Czy mogę prosić o twój numer, żeby mieć pewność, że cię znowu znajdę?"
(Your beauty has blinded me. Could I ask for your number so I'm sure to find you again?)

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then I must be blind without my glasses around you.

"Are you a magician? Because even without sight, you still manage to light up my world."

"Did we just form a cult? Because every time I am around you, I find myself blindly following my heart."

Love may not be blind, but it sure is nearsighted sometimes! Can't see any red flags until they're right in front of you.

"Can't look into my eyes? They've probably blinded you with the same beauty I see in you."

I can't believe you've never met a Deaf person before.

"Nobody's told you you're beautiful? They must be blind, because your allure could set hearts on fire."

"Are these shades or your radiant beauty blinding me? Because as a wolf, I'm really good with directions."

"They say love is blind, but in your case, even if it was 20/20 vision, I'd still see perfection."

Are you made of stars? Because even in darkness, your beauty shines brightly.

"Your beauty is so blinding, it could make a man reconsider his marital status."

Your smile is so bright

It has turned me into The Weeknd, because I'm blinded by the lights.

"They say love is blind, but my prediction skills tell me our future looks bright together."

"Was I staring at her? Oh, that's just my way of improving my vision. You're so beautiful, it's blinding!"

Are you blind?

Because I hope you’re not seeing anyone right now

"They say love is blind, but I can clearly see that you're the most beautiful person here. Can I have the pleasure of getting to know you?"

Are you an optometrist? Because every time I see you, I'm left completely sightless.

Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me? Your brightness is blindingly beautiful.

"I may not see any green flags, but that's because your beauty leaves me colourblind."

"Just like The Weeknd's 'Blinding Lights', your beauty keeps me awake all night."

Roses are red, violets are blue, they must be blind to call a gem like you a loser.

"Your beauty is so blinding, it makes complex things like pickup lines seem easy to understand."

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then I must be blind because I can't take my eyes off you."

"My life was hollow till your radiant glow filled it, would you be the star to my shadowed skies?"

"Is your vision as sharp as your looks? Because every time I see you, I'm completely blinded by your beauty."

"My life was a hollow shadow until your radiance filled it; you're more captivating than the most beautiful of skies."

"My life was hollow until your eyes cast shadows in mine, would you light my world with your everlasting glow?"

"The skies don't seem as glorious until I saw your glow, can we explore a new dawn together?"

Love may not be blind, but it definitely needs glasses sometimes! 😄 Let's hope we both have 20/20 vision when it comes to each other!

Are you a flashbang?

Cause' your looks are blinding me

"Are you so beautiful that your picture would blind me, or are you just playing hard to get?"

Thanks to you i have to claim disability

Because i am now blind by your beauty.

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Are you made of diamonds? Because you're shining bright enough to blind me.

"Your eyes might not see me, but sweetheart, can your heart feel how much it's making mine race?"

"Flirting with you would be like trying to sell sunglasses to a blind person - completely pointless!"

"I love a girl who can laugh at herself, but anyone making mom jokes about you must be blind to your beauty."

Haha, I'll have to dig deep into my closet for that! It might blind a few beachgoers though. 😄

"Your sexy aura is blinding, care to share a photo so I can appreciate your beauty under controlled lighting?"

I may not see you, but I can feel your radiant presence lighting up the room.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile? Because either way, it's blindingly beautiful.

Are you an angel in disguise? Because your beauty is blinding my short king devil eyes.

Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me? Either way, I'm blind!

Can I borrow your sunglasses? Because when I look at you, I'm blinded by your beauty.

You must be a painter, because even without sight, I can see the masterpiece you are.

"They say love is blind, but all I see is perfection when I look at your feed."

"Got a headache, darling? Your beauty is so blinding it even outshines the sun."

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Either way, it's blindingly radiant!

"Your beauty is blinding, can you lend me your name as a guiding light?"

My love for you is blind...

But I read you in braille.

"If all the women aren't at your feet, they must be blind to miss out on someone as charming as you."

"Are you a traffic light? Because even if I'm colour blind, I know I should stop and admire your beauty."

Love might not be blind, but it's definitely wearing some rose-colored glasses and occasionally bumps into a few walls along the way!

"They say love is blind, but when I see you, it's the clearest vision I've ever had."

"Are you Gojo Satoru? Because your beauty blinds me more than any Infinity."

Well, they must be blind because you're clearly a snack! Childhood trauma or not, you're looking like a full course meal to me 😂

"Your beauty is blinding, can I capture it in a photo as my personal ray of sunshine?"

"My eyes used to capture skies, now they're captivated by you; mind sharing that everlasting glow over coffee?"

"Excuse me, but can your smile get any brighter? Because I forgot my sunglasses and it's blindingly beautiful!"

Haha, love might not be blind, but my dating profile pic was definitely taken with some questionable lighting! 😂

Love might not be blind, but it definitely needs glasses from time to time to see things clearly. Let's keep our love in 20/20 vision!

Your beauty is blinding, like staring directly at the sun - impossible to resist.

"Wow, I must be special if you got all dolled up just to blind me with your beauty on a Sunday!"

"Your beauty is so blinding it could shatter my heart, but don't worry, I'd let you break me any day."

"I might not be the white boy you usually fall for, but I promise my charm is color-blind."

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile in your picture? Either way, it's blindingly beautiful.

"Are you 'Blinding Lights' by The Weeknd? Because I can't seem to get you out of my head."

Hey girl are you blind?

Cause I wanna hand you my white stick.

Even though i'm blind, i will still have an eye on you.

Im sorry for the people who are actually blind, no offense, although, they will probably not see this.

Hey come over here and let me read your chest!

"Darling, whoever told you to shut up must have been blind, because your beauty is a conversation I'd never end."

"I must be blind, because all I see is pure beauty before me. Mind if I touch to believe?"

"Is it illegal to steal a cop's heart? Because with that shirtless sight, I'm ready to plead guilty."

Haha, I think my colorful swimsuit might blind people at the beach. Better bring sunglasses when you see me!

"I thought my life was hollow, then your glow filled me up like the sky fills an iris, intriguing and unending."

"Your disbelief in my compliments only proves how immeasurably sexy you are, blind to your own charm."

"I've seen many skies, but none as glorious as the moment my eyes met yours; you, my everlasting glow."