110 Naked Pick Up lines And Rizz

Want me to paint you naked?

Is your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Are you a towel?

Because I wanna rub you against my naked body and make you wet.

Who needs pajamas when we know that you will fall asleep naked tonight.

Are you a Pokémon?

Because I’d love to Pikachu naked.

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

Strippers get naked, w**... gets me faded

Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

Do you know that I got a shower handle, because I will get you naked and wet on request.

Are you a bacon? Because strippers about to get naked.

Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

Skeletons are famously naked,

And you should be too

Girl, you don't have to walk a mile in my shoes, just get naked in my bed.

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, naked!

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

"If looks could undress, babe, you'd be naked by now."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine, because I've never seen an artwork more beautiful in the nude."

"Excuse me, but from the lack of clothes, I presume you're in charge of leaving everyone else dressed in envy."

Fact: Most women look more attractive when naked. Prove me wrong.

"The sight of your bare back, darling, stirs up my imagination. Care to let it run wild?"

"If looks could undress, yours would have me naked by now."

"I don't need to see you naked to know you're a masterpiece, but I wouldn't mind studying the fine details."

"Your clothes must be jealous, because they're always covering up such a beautiful masterpiece."

"Are you the embodiment of art? Because seeing you naked would be a sight to behold."

"Indeed, I saw you naked and it was like viewing an exquisite painting; I'm simply trying to appreciate the art."

"You've turned this washroom into a masterpiece gallery, with one exquisite piece of art: you."

Dhalsim: Hurry not, and be patient in seeking an answer, and it will reveal itself. Now get naked.

"Is your name Privacy? Because every time you're naked, I wish I could join the 'Do Not Disturb' sign!"

"Your picture is my nighttime lullaby, but seeing you bare your soul would be my sweetest dream."

"You're like a fine art painting. All you're missing is a frame because every masterpiece deserves one!"

"Are you a painter? Because even in your birthday suit, you're a masterpiece."

"You're the reason I can't sleep, your image haunts me; wouldn't mind being haunted by the real you... unclothed."

"Your picture haunts my sleep, but darling, I'd rather uncover your hidden secrets in reality."

"Your picture is my lullaby, but seeing your bare beauty would surely be my sweetest dream."

"Your picture is my lullaby, darling, but seeing you undressed...now that would be a dream come true."

"Honey, your anticipation is as visible as your beauty; it's like a masterpiece waiting to be explored."

"Can't sleep without seeing your image, how about we upgrade that to a live view in the moonlight?"

"Now, now, let's not rush. I've always been a fan of a good mystery and the anticipation that comes with it."

"Are you an astronaut? Because your beauty is out of this world, even in your birthday suit!"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection even when you're in your most private moments."

"Is there a mirror in here or is it just your reflection that just outshined my entire existence?"

Do you like makeup? Because I'd love to get you Naked.

"Is your name Nudity? Because my clothes just fell off your charm."

"Easy there tiger! How about we start with you revealing your favorite book first? But hey, love your daring spirit though."

"I know it's unusual, but seeing you here, I can't help but admire how naturally stunning you are."

"Excuse the intrusion, but even in this intimate setting, your beauty outshines the finest masterpiece."

"Your naked anticipation is the most seductive sight, it's like an invitation to a journey of desire."

"Your naked back is a masterpiece, can my hands be the artists exploring every inch?"

"Wow, you're certainly straightforward! Let’s keep things interesting and continue our conversation."

"Your naked back is like an unexplored canvas, can I be the artist who brings its beauty to life?"

"Oh, you're quite the tease! I'm more about discovering minds before bodies, don't you think?"

"The sight of your bare back is more tempting than any forbidden fruit, may I have a taste?"

"I can't seem to dream without your image, but I'd rather see the masterpiece beneath your clothes."

"Did you just step out of a painting, or do we usually look this beautiful naked?"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm really lovin' it au naturel."

"Just when I thought water was the hottest thing in this bathroom, then there's you, defining steamy in a whole new way."

"Is your name Eve? Because you've got me feeling like the first man with that original outfit!"

"Your clothes may be designer, but trust me, in my dreams, you're a masterpiece just as you are, without them."

"Woah, we're just getting to know each other! But I must say, your confidence is as attractive as I imagine you'd be without even clothes."

You're gonna need another eye patch if you expect me to have kiss completely naked.

"Without doubt, seeing you uncovered awakened a poet in me, now every inch of you inspires a sonnet, not lust."

"Excuse me, is it okay if I invade your privacy? I promise to handle it with charm and delicacy."

"Are you a towel? Because your curves are soaking up all my attention in this room."

Are you a pokemon?

Cos, I'd love to Pickachu naked.

"Woah, slow down there! I'm more interested in discovering the layers of your intellect before anything else!"

"Is it just me or did the room get hotter when you started those naked butt squats? You're absolutely sizzling."

"Your clothes are jealous, they can't show off your beauty like being naked can."