You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.

Do you know how to clean a gun?

Did you clean your armour with Windex? I can practically see myself in you!

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

How about we do my pipe cleaning & your drain cleaning at the same time.

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

Are you cytoskelrton, no why? Because my cock goblins here and he wants to say no way I've got a cock goblin too ahahah nice dick but like did you use a toothbrush up your ads because that shit clean

Your lips look dirty. I can clean them up for you.

We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!

How do you clean snow from your goggles? Because I can just use my tongue, for mine.

Just picturing you all fresh and clean has me feeling some type of way... Care to share your secret bath time playlist?

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because my white tee heart needs your love to stay clean and bright."

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"Is your job being a financial reporting manager or an angel? Because your beauty is off the balance sheet!"

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me fresh and clean."

"Are you a dustpan? Because I just can't seem to clean up my act around you."

I love a man who knows how to take care of himself. But I wouldn't mind a little bit of stubble either.

"I see you've been getting dirty; how about I wash away the grime and make your brawny arms shine?"

"Your pedicure must be perfect, because I can't stop staring at your flawless toes."

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

Your clean toes sparkle like the morning dew, I'm bewitched by the beauty of you.

Did you just come from the car wash? Because you've got me feeling squeaky clean.

"Need help transforming this room into a paradise? Because with you, it already feels like one."

"Is your name Dial? Because you've got that clean allure that's making me want to shower you with attention."

"I'm ready for a match where your muscles pin me down, and I get to keep your sweaty shorts as my trophy."

"I see your strength on the ring, how about we wrestle those shorts off and see who really owns the room?"

"Are you ready to clean up this house together, naughty maid? Your charm is as irresistible as your cleaning skills."

If you were a toilet, you’d definitely be the VIP stall - clean, classy, and always in high demand.

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

"Hey, wrestler, your muscles might be big but your room's too clean; how about we rough it up a bit together?"

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle with tonight, ready to make a mess?"

"Are you a washing machine? Because I can't resist how you make my white tee...and heart, sparkle clean!"

"Missing you is a chore, baby, because no amount of cleaning can sweep you off my mind."

"That lipstick may be smudged, but you still look absolutely stunning—I'd love to help you clean it up."

Mmm, looking all clean and fresh, huh? Bet you smell amazing too. Can't wait to find out in person.

"Does your broom also sweep men off their feet? Because damn, you've got me completely swept away."

"Ever had your muscles lathered by a pro? Trust me, you won't just lose the dirt, but also your heart."

"Are you a washing machine? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me clean and bright."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that needs your love to stay clean and dazzling."

"I may not be a dusty shelf, but your touch makes me feel brand new and shiny every time."

"I miss seeing your beautiful smile, but watching you clean makes me realize you sweep me off my feet every time."

"Some see a wet rat, I see an opportunity to show you how well I clean up."

"How about you pin me to the bed tonight, champ? I promise I'll leave your room as messy as a wrestling match."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee, desperate to be kept clean and smothered in your love."

Oh, I'd love to clean up your act! But only if you promise to keep things intriguing. 😉

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"I love how you dominate the wrestling mat, can't help but dream of being your lucky match, don't mind a good pounding."

"Ever had a personal wash from a pro? My hands, your muscles... We'll be creating steam hotter than any locker room shower."

"You're dirtied those big jock muscles, now let me be the lucky guy to scrub every inch until you're begging for more."

"I can't help but admire the way you clean your room, almost as captivating as your smile."

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

"Even with dirty shoes, you still walk like a queen. Care for a royal cleaning?"

Maybe I should hire him to help me clean out my inbox... it's a total swamp in there!

Are you a cleaning service? Because I'd love for you to come sweep me off my feet as my naughty maid.

You make being a maid look sexy. Can I hire you to clean up my thoughts?

"Girl, your high standards are reminiscent of a symphony; they create the perfect harmony with my pursuit of excellence."

"I don't mind you pinning me down; your strength is a turn on. Fancy leaving this room a mess and those shorts with me?"

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

Are you an ice cream stick? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and I want to lick you clean.

"Your beauty outshines the sparkle you've put into this room, can't wait for your text to light up my screen."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my room-cleaning robot?"

"I don't mind you tackling me like your opponents, as long as the aftermath leaves your room as messy as my hair."

"Excuse me, but isn't it unfair that even while tidying up, you're captivating enough to mess with my heart?"

"If you're the inspector, I'll gladly clean up my act for you, but only if you join me after work."

"Like a pickup truck, you're rugged and dirty, but I bet you clean up real good in the right hands."

"Your beauty outshines all the grime, darling, can't wait for your text to lighten up my day."

Are you a foot doctor? Because I can see you really have your "sole" together.

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

"Hey Tameka, are you laundry detergent? Because I'm your white tee, and I need your love to stay clean and bright."

"Like a white tee in a mud fight, your beauty makes it hard to stay clean; yet, I can't resist loving you."

"Are you a white tee? Because I want to keep you clean and close to my heart, just like my feelings for you."

"Are you a white tee? Cause I promise to never spill my feelings but always keep them clean for you."

"Watching you work is an art; your allure outshines the grime. How about we continue this over text once you're done?"

"Just like a pickup, you're hot and dirty, mind if I be the lucky guy that gets to clean your biceps?"

"You're a boxer with a spotless ring, I'm the lucky guy who's gonna make your room as messy as our wild encounters."

"I don't mind your sweaty shorts as my trophy, just as long as you promise to pin me down like your opponents."

"Are you a mud puddle? Because I'm stuck in your mesmerizing depths and I just can't clean my thoughts of you."

"How about we turn this clean room into a wrestling ring where I'm pinned down, and your sweaty shorts are my trophy?"

"Just like you value cleanliness, I value honesty and authenticity. Can we start this journey of mutual respect together?"

"Ever seen a man in a maid suit before? Well, I aim to clean up all your doubts about true love."

"You've wrestled opponents in the ring, now how about we wrestle in your clean sheets and leave them all tangled?"

"Are you a laundry detergent, Tameka? Because I need someone who will love, love, love to keep me as clean as a white tee."

Aw, thanks! I try to sprinkle compliments around like confetti... except less messy and easier to clean up.

You must be a dish rack because you've got me wanting to dry off with you.

"You've been sweating up a storm, time for this lucky guy to make those bulging muscles shine, ready for some wet?"

"I see you're a pro at cleaning up rooms, mind helping me clean up my life with your beautiful charm?"

"Ready to get rinsed, big guy? Your dirt fuels my desire, your sweat, my sweet cologne. Let the cleanup begin."

"Are you a detergent? Because I'm like a white tee, in need of your love to keep me clean and bright."

"Are you a hygienist? Because your standards of cleanliness make me want to explore all your depths."

Haha, thanks! I guess I clean up nicely when I'm not covered in Dorito dust and playing video games. 😜

Mmm, the rugged look suits you. But I bet you'd look just as good all cleaned up. ;)

"Ready to spar? You pound the competition, but I don't mind being your next opponent - or your prize."

"Are you a mop? Because every time you're around, you sweep me off my feet and clean up my messy world."

Did you just create clean energy? Because being around you makes me feel like I'm emitting zero emissions!

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because you're so fresh and clean, I can't resist you."

"Are you a bar of soap? Because I need you to clean up my act."

"Seeing you work so hard is an irresistible sight, looking forward to that text as much as watching you tonight."

"Is your mirror always this clean? Because I can see my future with you reflected perfectly in it."

"You're cleaning your room so effortlessly, can I invite you to sweep me off my feet too?"

"Ever thought of wrestling in the sheets? Because I'd love to be your trophy tonight."

"Are you a pedicure magician? Because your clean toes have me spellbound."

"That red lipstick may be a little messy, but it just highlights how stunning you are—want to clean it up together?"

Are you an ice cream flavor? Because you're so sweet, I might just lick the bowl clean.

"Hey stud, your muscles need a wash and I'm the dedicated detailer ready to polish every inch of you."

"You're the grime on my favorite car, strong and resilient, but lucky for you, I love playing with hoses."

"Why keep pounding the competition when you could be pinning me down?"

Your clean toes sparkle in the sun, like precious gems on a sandy beach.

"I may not wrestle, but I surely know how to grapple with your heart... and those sweaty shorts."

"You know, your thoughts might be on the wild side but we match because I've been told I'm a clean-up expert."

Are you a recycling bin? Because I'm ready to clean up any mess and be your Rocky!

Did it hurt when you fell from the car wash? Because you're looking squeaky clean!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again while cleaning your house?

"My room's always clean, but I wouldn't mind some mess if it's caused by your beautiful presence."

Sounds intriguing. How about you be my boss for the night? I'll make sure to clean up... in all the right ways. 😉

"Watching you clean makes my heart race, how about dirtying up these texts once you're finished?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears—just like my dad when it’s time to clean!"

"Hey there big guy, need help scrubbing down those chiseled muscles? I promise to make it a thorough job."

"Need a hand with cleaning, gorgeous? I promise, I'm better at sweeping you off your feet."

"Sounds like you need a breath of fresh air in your life. How about we start with a clean slate?"

"You're making your room shine, but it's still not as dazzling as your smile."

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm like a white tee, needing your love to stay clean and vibrant."

"Is that sparkle in your eyes or are you just a pro at cleaning and stealing hearts at the same time?"

"Your commitment to cleanliness is a turn-on, makes me crave for an exclusive tour of your immaculate paradise."

Haha, well at least I can clean up nicely! Trash talk aside, what's your superpower? Mine's making a killer grilled cheese.

Hey girl, can you help clean my glasses? Because I’m trying to see my future with you!

Well, a guy in a sharp black outfit is hard to resist. Bet you clean up nicely for a date.

From head to toe, you shine bright and true, your clean toes steal the show, it's all about you.

"Are you a detergent, Tameka? Because I'm a white tee that's hopelessly in love with your ability to keep me clean."

You must be a pro at cleaning utensils, because you've got me feeling spotless inside.

"Love, your sweaty physique needs a thorough wash, let's start with those bulging muscles and end at your hair."