110 Wash Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you washing machine

Cause I wanna drop my load in you

Hey girl are you a washing machine?

Cause babies die inside you ;)

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

Are you a washing machine?

Cause I wanna put a baby in you

"Excuse me, could I borrow a smile? Yours is far too precious to be washed away in tears."

"I see you've been getting dirty; how about I wash away the grime and make your brawny arms shine?"

"Mind if I join your solo bath party? My compliments won't wash off, but they'll definitely make you blush."

"Are you a washing machine? Because I can't resist how you make my white tee...and heart, sparkle clean!"

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"Ever had your muscles lathered by a pro? Trust me, you won't just lose the dirt, but also your heart."

"Are you a washing machine? 'Cause I'm the white tee that needs your gentle cycle of love, minus the stains."

"Are you a washing machine? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me clean and bright."

"Are you a sandcastle? Because every time I see you, I wave and end up with my heart washed away."

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"If your body's a pickup truck, darling, I'm the lucky guy who gets to buff it to a shinier perfection."

"Don't forget to wash behind your ears! Can't resist a well-groomed man."

"You're dirtied those big jock muscles, now let me be the lucky guy to scrub every inch until you're begging for more."

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

"Ever had a personal wash from a pro? My hands, your muscles... We'll be creating steam hotter than any locker room shower."

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

"Like a refreshing shower, you wash away all the stress and fill my life with happiness."

"Ever needed a personal car wash? I'd love to get my hands dirty exploring those biceps of yours."

Hey guy! Do you have detergents? Let me wash off the suits of my surfboards.

"You're like a sexy, mud-splattered pickup truck; can I be the lucky guy who gets to hose you down?"

"Are you a washing machine? Cause I'm the white tee you should be careful not to turn pink with love."

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

"Working on your muscles is like washing a prized truck, a dirty job but the shine afterwards... simply breathtaking."

"Just like a pickup, you're hot and dirty, mind if I be the lucky guy that gets to clean your biceps?"

"You've been sweating up a storm, time for this lucky guy to make those bulging muscles shine, ready for some wet?"

"Is there a map on your biceps? Because I just got lost in the definition of those muscles."

"If beauty could be washed away, darling, even the most intense shower couldn't touch your radiance."

"Ready to get rinsed, big guy? Your dirt fuels my desire, your sweat, my sweet cologne. Let the cleanup begin."

"Hope your washing machine is keeping up, mine goes on strike after laundry day number two!"

"Ever considered a partner for your bubble bath? I promise to wash away your troubles and bring the bubbles."

"Ever seen a rugged truck get a shine? That's me washing your muscles, turning that dirt into divine."

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."

"Just like handprints underwater, your beauty leaves an impression that's impossible to wash away."

"You're the grime on my favorite car, strong and resilient, but lucky for you, I love playing with hoses."

"Just like a dusty truck needs a good hose down, you've got me craving for your dirty allure."

"Hey stud, your muscles need a wash and I'm the dedicated detailer ready to polish every inch of you."

"Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause I'm drawn to your dirt, ready to cleanse you with my irresistible charm."

"Just like a dirty pickup, I can't help but fantasize about making your muscles shine under my delicate hose."

Hey do you like bad boys?

Cause after I wash my hands, I use five paper towels to dry them off even though I only need two.

"Hey there big guy, need help scrubbing down those chiseled muscles? I promise to make it a thorough job."

"Love, your sweaty physique needs a thorough wash, let's start with those bulging muscles and end at your hair."

Are you a washing machine?

Because I'd put my load in you.

Ya know, I've been thinking about the environment...

What do you think about we reduce our water consumption by taking bath together? I can wash your back if you want.

Are you a washing machine?

Because I wanna put my dirty load in you.

"Are you a washing machine? Because I just can't resist your spin cycle when it comes to treating my white tees."

"Babe, you're like a dirty sports car, only a lucky guy like me can handle your hot and muscled chassis."

"Hey boy, you're like a pickup truck - dirty and strong. Mind if I be the lucky hose to your muscular car wash?"

"I must be a mechanic, because every time I see you, my heart starts racing like a tuned-up engine."

"Taking a shower? Don't wash away all that gorgeousness, darling, some of us are still admiring it."

"Ever need a hand scrubbing down those hard-to-reach muscles, big guy? I'm an expert in deep cleaning."

"A shower photo of you? That'd make every drop count, as I visualize your enticing charm washing over me."

"You're like a pickup truck, rugged and dirty. How about letting this lucky guy give those muscles a thorough wash?"

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed by a pro? With me, you'd feel like a prized car getting detailed."

"You're like a dirty pickup truck, and I'm the lucky guy who gets to polish up those muscles."

"Hey babe, you're the only guy I'd clean off-field dirt for; your muscles are my favorite late-night laundry."

Are you a Washing Machine

Cuz I want to drop all my load in you.

"Hey Tameka, are you a washing machine? Because I'm the white tee that needs your gentle cycle of love."