Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

Edit: forgot the word “want”

I forgot what your headboard looks like. Can I stay over again soon?

My lips forgot what a kiss feels like

Do you think you could remind me?

You're like this Book I forgot to return because you've got Fine written all over you.

Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week?
Her: what glitch?
Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26"


"oh I forgot U R A Q T"



"That's still only 25?!?"


"dont worry you'll get the D later"

I see in your bio it says straight

I think you forgot the words "up cute"

You look so hot in this picture,

I forgot it was winter and went out uncovered.

"I'm still waiting on that reply, because every word from you is as enchanting as a stargazing night."

"Did your phone forget how to work or did my love just leave you speechless?"

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your plans tonight."

"If you ever forget to order sushi again, just know I'll be your emergency delivery guy anytime."

If you were a sushi order, you'd be the special of the day - absolutely irresistible.

Did you forget to order sushi? Because you're the most delicious thing in this room.

"You're so unforgettable, I couldn't help but forget your name. Can you forgive me with a date?"

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

Did you see the mistake they did on the music charts?

They forgot to list you as the hottest single

A few years ago, I was granted a wish...

To be great at kiss or to have a great memory....
I forgot which one I chose.

"Did you just say yes to going out with me? Because my heart forgot how to function for a moment there."

"Is your phone's memory as short as the time it took for me to fall for you?"

"Did you forget to reply or was your response lost in the post with my Hogwarts acceptance letter?"

"If I had a dollar for every time I forgot someone's name as beautiful as yours, I'd be rich."

"I can't seem to recall your name amidst this captivating conversation. Mind refreshing my memory with it?"

"I may have forgotten your name, but I'll never forget the way you light up a room."

My bad! I got caught in a time loop… or maybe I just forgot to set a reminder. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done lately?

"You must be unforgettable because even my memory can't seem to recall your name."

You're like a sushi platter – beautiful, unique, and definitely the most delicious thing in the room!

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes... and I forgot my GPS at home."

"Is your 'reply' button on vacation or did my charm overload its system?"

"Can I borrow a map? I just got lost in your eyes and forgot about all my sorrows!"

Are you a sushi roll? Because you look like a delicious treat that I'd love to unwrap.

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Because when I saw your beautiful eyes, I forgot all my Tagalog!"

"Long time no see, but I never forgot those gorgeous eyes of yours. Care for a closer look?"

"Seeing your selfie after so long, I forgot how mesmerizing your smile is—it definitely brings the heat back!"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, and I can’t forget that!

"Forgot you? Impossible! My goldfish tried to hypnotize me into forgetting but your charm is just too strong."

"I think your last message got lost in the stars, because a conversation with you is heavenly."

Are you a sushi roll? Because you're fresh, delightful, and totally irresistible!

"You seemed to have forgotten to gift me something yesterday... your number, perhaps?"

Are you a sushi roll? Because you're raw-some and deserve to be savored.

"You seem to have forgotten a vital part of our conversation yesterday - the part where you give me your number."

"Sure, I'll pay for dinner. But only if you promise to keep stealing my attention with your radiant smile."

Are you a sushi roll? Because you're too beautiful to forget.

"Your silence might be golden, but a response from you would definitely be diamond."

Haha, no worries! Must be all that excitement from talking to me. It's easy to get distracted by awesome conversations like ours 😉

"Hi, do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your laughter... and also I forgot where I live."

You remind me of 20 letters of alphabets ,

She : there are 26 letters.

How can I forgot u-r-a-q-t.

she: they only 25.

You can get the D later.

"Forgot to respond or were you just too busy dreaming about our future adventures together?"

"Forget you? Impossible. I guess my quiet was louder than expected. Ready to dive back into our conversation?"

"Forget about you? Impossible! Just enjoyed a moment of suspense before delivering my next, hopefully intriguing, message."

"Forgot me, did you? Well, let's fix that with a dance; unforgettable moments are best shared on the dance floor."

"Trust me, forgetting someone as interesting as you isn't something I could do easily."

"You must be as delicious as the sushi you forgot to order, because I can't take my eyes off you."

Are you a sushi roll? Because you're raw-some and always leave me wanting more.

"Though your silence is a mystery, your beauty's pure history, won't you rewrite our love story?"

That's weird. I forgot to make my wish at 11:11

But I got the chance to talk to you, so it came true anyway

"Did your keyboard break or did my last message just leave you speechless?"

"Hey, I noticed you forgot to order sushi for yourself. Mind if I treat you to some rolls?"

"I wish I could remember your name, but I'll never forget the way your eyes sparkle."

"Excuse me, but your smile is so captivating; I almost forgot to appreciate that incredible view behind you!"

"Well, I didn't forget you, I was just testing your memory! Turns out it's working perfectly! 😄"

"Are you a textbook? Because even if you forgot French, you're still the most beautiful story."

"Did your phone forget to remind you to text me back, or was it too mesmerized by our conversation too?"

"Is your face a map? Because I just got lost in those captivating features and forgot my destination!"

"I must've left something with you yesterday. My thoughts, they've been with you since then. Can I have your number?"

"I've been composing sonnets, but your beauty left me speechless; Now my only rhyme is with your name and sweetness."

"Are you a water fountain? Because every time I see you, I suddenly forgot how to sip but not how to drool."

"Hey there, I may have blanked on your name, but I definitely remember how captivating you are."

"Forget about you? Impossible. With your captivating charm and wit, you're hard to forget."

"Are you a sushi roll? Because you're the perfect combo of beauty and sophistication."

"Bye already? Did I scare you off with my charm or is this a classic case of 'I forgot my wallet'?" 😄

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and forgot where I put the groceries!"

I forgot my password to my account

And when I hit "password hint" it keeps telling me "*her name* phone number", think you can help me out?

"Did your keyboard take a break or was my charm just too much for you to handle?"

"Did you forget me? Because I've been stuck in the maze of your smile ever since I saw you."

"I'm usually a poet, but when I saw you, I forgot all the verses and remembered only 'you're a masterpiece'."

"Forget you? Impossible! I was just out wrestling zebras. They're surprisingly good at hide and seek, you know!"

"Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and forgot my thirst."

"Excuse me, did you forget me? Because every time I close my eyes, all I see is your enchanting beauty."

"Are you a dragon? Because my heart just ignited like your sister’s birthday cake when she forgot to blow it out!"

"Don't worry about forgetting sushi next time, I'll be your personal reminder...and sushi date."

"Did my last message get lost in the beauty of your smile, or did you just forget to hit reply?"

"Do you have a map, Charlotte? Because I just got lost in your eyes...and I forgot my GPS too."

In my mind, thoughts of you are caught,
Your beauty shines like a star, never to be forgot.

"Is your memory as stunning as your smile? Because it seems like you've forgotten to reply!"

"Your beauty is a poem, I'd gladly pay for a lifetime subscription, starting with tonight's dinner."

You're the missing ingredient in my sushi roll. Can I be the soy sauce to your life?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, even if you forgot French!

"Your beauty left me so speechless, I forgot to screenshot it. Got another picture to make my heart skip a beat?"

Hey there are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Oh sorry i forgot about ‘ U, R, A , Q, T’ (say out loud) Oh wait there’s one more, i’ll give u that D later

"Your beauty must be the password, cause it's unforgettable, unlike your grandma's phone password."

"Forget about you? Not a chance! I was just giving you some suspense to look forward to, like in a good mystery novel."

"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"

Alright, how about this? You’re the future bride, and I’m the guy who forgot the wedding date...oops! What’s my punishment?

"Well, the question was 'What's your idea of a fun date?', but I'm more interested in planning one based on what makes you smile."

You: spell me. Her: me. You: you forgot the d. Her: theres no d in me. You: not yet.

"Did you forget me, or just been saving all that beauty for our next unforgettable encounter?"

It's okay, happens to the best of us! Maybe I'm just too fascinating that you forgot everything else. 🤷‍♂️

"Ever since I forgot the taste of happiness, your smile became my new favorite flavor."

"Hey gorgeous, you forgot something when you left - my breath, because you definitely took it away. Come back?"

"Did your memory just fall from heaven? Because I can't forget the moment I laid eyes on you."

"I could never forget someone who's brought so much sparkle into my chats. Let's keep adding to our conversation, shall we?"

"Forget you? How could I? You're the only person who's ever mistaken me for a memory foam mattress!"

"Really? I recall someone saying they'd remember me forever...or was it for five minutes? Well, it's hard to keep track!"

"Forget? Never! I'm just the type who likes to savor anticipation. It makes our conversations more interesting, don't you think?"

"Did my last text go through a black hole? Because it seems to have been sucked into oblivion."

"Hey, did my message get stuck in your spam folder along with the Nigerian prince's fortune?"

If we're talking about my cactus, I definitely forgot. But if it's about our connection, consider it thriving! 🌵😉

"Your response may have been lost, but to gain your heart, I'll pay any cost."

You're so dolled up, I almost forgot it's only Sunday evening and not the Met Gala!

"Is your smile the code to your grandma's phone? Because it certainly unlocks my heart."

"I think your keyboard's broken, because it hasn't typed 'I'm falling for you' yet."

"On the contrary, I've been thinking of our last chat. Your thoughts have a way of lingering in my mind."

"I think you left something out of my gift bag yesterday - your number, wasn't it?"

"Well, I'm quite unforgettable, so I'd say you were due for a reminder. How's your day going?"

"How could I forget someone who has such a lasting impression? Just keeping you on your toes!"

“No worries! Just sprinkle some garlic around your room. Mosquitoes hate it. You’ll be fine—unless you invite Dracula over for dinner! 😂”

"I guess my message got lost in the sea of your adorers; should I send out a rescue party?"

"Are your eyes the ocean? Because I just got lost in the waves and forgot how to swim!"

Who needs a good night button when the conversation is this engaging? You have a way of keeping me up past my bedtime.

Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes and forgot all about penises.

"Did your phone forget how to respond, or were you just busy stealing my breath away?"

Haha guilty as charged! But chatting with you is worth the sleepless night. Your messages are like a good night kiss in text form.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and forgot the way to my bachelor life."

"Why did God fail? He made everything perfect, but forgot to introduce us sooner."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your smile and forgot to ask for a selfie!"

"Forget about you? Now, how could I possibly forget someone as intriguing as you?"

If you ever need help remembering to order sushi, just let me know - I'll make sure you're taken care of.

"I may have forgotten your name, but I'll always remember your smile. Mind refreshing my memory?"

"Did your 'Reply' button break? Or is it just playing hard to get like you?"

Haha, guilty as charged! I got caught up binge-watching a new show. Who needs sleep when you have Netflix, right?