110 Failed Pick Up lines And Rizz

Roses are red , violets are blue , I failed No Nut November , All thanks to you

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you

For someone who never fails to chip in when asked.

Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

"If you think those fails are funny, wait till you see my attempts at not falling for your smile."

"Excuse me, if words fail me it's only because your beauty left me speechless."

"Just like my math exam, I've found the perfect balance in you - half angel, half devil."

"Are you an SCP artifact? Because my heart's containment procedures fail every time I look at you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for in my next epic fail."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because clearly, you're the only success in this fail compilation."

"Did your ex major in art? Because he obviously failed to appreciate the masterpiece right in front of him."

"Maybe my words failed before, but let my actions show you that a date with me could be like a dream come true."

"In a room full of art, I'd still stare at Rizz, for your allure is a masterpiece that never fails to blitz."

"Is your smile a spell, girl? Because every time it happens, it's like I've failed my saving throw against charm."

"Watching people break things might be funny, but the only thing I'm risking breaking is the ice between us."

Hey baby! If all else fails, skateboard it out.

"I'm failing in love with you and that body of yours. Could I get your Snapchat to study all night long?"

"Ever feel like a strap-on dildo? Always there for the hard times and never failing to stand up!"

"Is it hot in here or is it just the fire in your eyes that's making my heart fail to function normally?"

"You're named Reza but you should be called 'mesmera', because your charm hasn't failed to mesmerize me."

"In your eyes, Kiyo, I see a tale, more enticing than any holy grail, can I join your journey without fail?"

"Laughing at these fails? How about we create our own success story that’s as captivating as your smile?"

"Your disdain is a challenge I accept, just another infinity I'm determined to alter."

"Excuse me, but your smile is the only success story in this room full of fail compilations."

"Tinder clearly failed to appreciate a diamond like you. Mind if I take the chance to prove them wrong?"

"If I had a nickel for every time I failed to compliment you right, I'd still be poor because you're priceless."

"Is your name Typhoon? Because you've swept me off my feet in no time."

"Is your name Wi-fi? 'Cause I'm really feeling a connection, even if it's just for me to lose this bet!"

"Ever noticed how the funniest fail compilations lead to unforgettable moments? Just like meeting me now!"

"You've got a taste for charming bad boys, but how about a genuine good guy who's irresistibly into you?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I fail another couple of times walking by?"

"Watching disasters may be thrilling, but nothing compares to the captivating beauty in your eyes."

"Like a pleasant plot twist in a Creepypasta tale, your allure captivates my heart without fail."

"Are you a test? Because I'm ready to fail spectacularly at not flirting with you."

"If your intellect was a class, I'd gladly fail just to retake it and spend more time learning about you."

"Working on this project with you might make me fail, because I'm already distracted by your stunning appeal."

"You're my perfect geometry, a mix of right angles and curves that I can measure all night long."

"Seems like my friend was too much too soon, how about we start with a simple conversation over coffee?"

"Did God fail at creating angels? Because you're the only one missing from Heaven."

"I don't need a fail compilation, just your smile could make my day's blooper reel disappear."

"Is it a coincidence that every time you laugh at these fails, my heart seems to skip a beat too?"

"Even the storm fails to compare to your dazzling beauty that brightens up my world."

"Well, not everyone can master guitar strings. But I'm sure you're adept at pulling heartstrings."

"Perhaps you can help me. I seem to have lost myself in your eyes."

"Well, who needs gym equipment when I could be lifting you instead! And hey, failed attempts still burn calories, right?"

"Is there a class for resisting you? Because I'd fail miserably with your gorgeous eyes distracting me."

"So you're betting on my failure, huh? How about we raise the stakes: your laughter for my cheesy jokes?"

"Guitar isn't for everyone but I bet your fingers make magic elsewhere, like maybe dancing or painting?"

"Are you algebra? Because even when I fail at it, I can't stop being attracted to your complexity."

"Are your grades as straight as my feelings for you? Because I'd fail all my classes just to pass your heart test."

"Your hatred may be eternal, but so is my determination to change it into affection."

"God must've failed at fairness, because he put all the world's charm into one girl - you."

"Is your name Silence? Because when I see you, my pick-up lines fail to make a sound."

"Your smile is like a rainbow after a storm, absolutely breathtaking."

Heres another one for ya lads :p

Roses are red, i just want u to remember, ur the reason i failed no nut november

"Don't worry, I bet your fingers were just too delicate for those rough guitar strings. How about a piano duet instead?"

"Instagram may fail to deliver messages, but I can't fail to notice your irresistible charm."

"Your charm is maddeningly irresistible, just like your jokes that never fail to make me smile."

"Even the greatest fails seem like wins when I'm watching them with someone as enchanting as you."

"You're ready to see me fail? Well, prepare to be disappointed, just like when you search for a better date than me."

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm really feeling a strong connection, despite my multiple failed passwords."

"Excuse me, miss, but your smile just became the highlight of my day. Could I know more about its owner?"

"You might have 'failed' at something but, trust me, you're acing this attraction exam!"

"Maybe not, but if words fail, would a gentleman's sincere actions win your gracious pardon?"

"These fails may make us laugh, but your smile? That's my favorite success story."

"Watching those fails? Don't worry, I'm pretty sure our chemistry won't end up in that compilation."