Damn, I´m now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you

Are you a chef? Because every time you cook for me, my heart melts with your love.

"Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my common sense."

Hmm, my desires include exploring new places and trying exotic foods. As for positions, I enjoy being adventurous and spontaneous. 😉

"Did your divorce papers include a clause that you must steal hearts? Because I think mine just got served."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my self-control over pizza!"

"I could get used to waking up next to you every morning, breakfast in bed included."

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for - including those sexy curves.

"Well, I hope your business strategy includes a spot for dinner because I wouldn't mind being on the agenda."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including that adorable shyness."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for...including my lost sense of normalcy!"

Do you believe in sharing everything equally, including kisses? Let's redistribute some love, Comrade Big Brother.

"My plans include you, my heart's decree
Together forever, we'll always be."

You must be an expert in physical touch, because every time you sit on my lap, I melt!

"Batteries not included in my charming personality, I promise it's more entertaining than any lovesense toy can offer!"

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because you’ve got me ready for a full-on team play—especially with you leading the charge."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the friend zone password!"

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because you’ve got me feeling like I need a full squad for this attraction."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a fire extinguisher."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see your story, everyone else disappears... including my ex!"

"If you need a cozy distraction while you recover, I make a great company—tea and good vibes included!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including my future ex-girlfriends' approval."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your smile could save lives, mine included too.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including the answer to my awkward silence."

"Are you made of sugar and spice? Because you've got everything nice, including my attention."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including the perfect chords to my melody."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a touchdown pass."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including my future wife."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my math problem."

"How about we skip the OnlyFans trial, and get a private Snapchat fashion show? My treats included."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, including that amazing laugh."

"That's deep. I hope your future includes a handsome jokester who loves to pamper you."

"Since you love everything, does that include a charming conversation with a hopeless romantic like me?"

"If acts of service and physical touch are your love languages, I'm here to be your personal taste tester and cuddle buddy."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, the rest of the world disappears... including my coolness."

"Guess your workout program includes lifting my heart rate up, cause darling, those squats got me skipping a beat."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a gorgeous interface."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including my self-esteem."

"If you were a Valorant character, I'd definitely want to team up for some intense action and unforgettable rounds."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including that 'dreaming in bed' quality."

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including getting a little naughty.

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because I’d love to strategize how to have all the best fun with you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears—rizz not included!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my sense of style."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my knowledge of interesting conversation starters."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for... including homework answers!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm around you, everyone else disappears... including my chances of playing it cool!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my capacity to rizz smoothly."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears, including what I was doing."

"Is your name Google? 'Cause everything I've searched for in a girl, you've got it... including the high temper rankings!"

"Absolutely, but let’s make sure the rules include spontaneous adventures and ice cream breaks. What else would you add to your presidential agenda?"

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice your smile. It's brighter than my future if it doesn't include you."

"They say good things come in small packages, but I didn't know that included beautiful girls like you."

"Always do darling, but it's your safety I'm concerned about – cause you're stealing hearts, including mine 😉"

"Ah, a biopic? Sounds intriguing. I hope the plot includes a charming and irresistible co-star. Hint, hint 😉"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including those stunning assets."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my chances of not tripping!"

"Is your cologne called Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including the great smell."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the X-factor."

"If we were donuts and coffee, I’d want to savor every moment together, warm hugs included."

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including my browsing history.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears... including my shyness!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including a chance to call you mommy."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for... including a big ass library of knowledge."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my ability to keep a straight face!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my smooth operator manual."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a little naughty adventure!"

"You've been called a snack, but darling, you're the whole meal, dessert included."

"Since you love everything, can I hope that 'everything' includes a guy who's completely smitten with you?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including the fun results!"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for... including a map to your heart."

"Is your name Costco? Because you've got everything I'm looking for, including a lifetime supply of chicken!"

"Your voice is like a seductive melody, it's no wonder it turns heads...including mine."

"Do you believe in magic? Because whenever I'm around you, everything else disappears... including my cool!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my social skills!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look into your eyes, everyone else disappears...including my eyelashes!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the little one waiting for you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the power to bully my insecurities."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including a meme translator."

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, including that stunning silhouette!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your sweet smile, everyone else disappears... including my common sense."

"Did your breakfast menu include a serving of gorgeous, or did you wake up naturally this irresistible?"

"Girl, you're like Verstappen on the track - going too fast, but I can't help but chase after you."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my sense of humor."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, including a spark that’s electric!"

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? You can be my pet human, leash included!

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including my heart."

"That's a beautiful way to unwind. Does that vision include any irresistible charm such as myself?"

I am down for anything, including that sweet Vitamin A(ss) of yours.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including my princess crown."

"Well, I'd gladly vote for you! Just know, my campaign promises include spontaneous adventures and late-night conversations that get a little… steamy. 🔥"

Haha, I’d love to be on your diet! But only if it includes a side of those charming smiles of yours. 😊

"Your photo should come with a warning label: 'Side effects include a heightened heart rate and endless daydreams.'"

"Does your stop in India include the destination of my heart? Because I believe I'm your soulmate you're searching for."

"Well, my schedule is open, but it would be a lot more exciting if it included you."

"My family says I'm the best at everything. Wanna find out if that includes romance?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the pop-up ads I didn't ask for."

"Is it just me, or does your curly hair have a magnetic pull that draws everyone in, including my heart?"

Are you a toaster? Because you're making my heart warm and crispy like a perfectly toasted bagel.

"Since you allow dreaming, mind if I dream about a future that includes captivating conversations with you?"

"Chairs could be rough, but how about swapping it for my face? Guaranteed comfort and a charming smile included."

"If you’re looking for a partner in crime, I promise to make our adventures unforgettable—doggy style included."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my ability to form coherent sentences."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears… including my chance to impress you!"

Hey, are you Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for... including that song!

"Babe, as an alpha werewolf, I'm all about marking my territory. That includes the masterpiece between your legs."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my mum's expectations!"

"Before you hit 'block,' remember, your beauty could stop traffic, and that includes the internet."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my commitment issues!"

I'll carry you to anywhere you want, including my bed.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including the Swedish accent."

"My address? Sure, it's right at the corner of Passion and Desire. Hope your delivery includes a lot of seduction."

"Is your headache from skipping meals? How about we fix that with dinner at my place, dessert included."

"Well, anticipation is half the fun. As long as it includes your captivating smile, count me in!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears...including my beauty standards."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a great personality."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for, including that kiss you're longing for."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears... including my height advantage."

"If your condition includes being swept off your feet, then I'm afraid I've already broken it."

"Excuse me, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...including gravity on those curves."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the best makeout partner."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my ability to do magic tricks!"

Bring it on! But fair warning: my romantic annoyances include spontaneous dance parties and cheesy pick-up lines. How do you feel about that?

"Coffee is my spirit animal too! We should start a support group for caffeine enthusiasts. Membership includes unlimited dad jokes and caffeine-fueled adventures!"

"Well, a biopic about you sounds intriguing. I'd be the first in line for tickets, provided it includes our first date."

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice; your energy has a magnetic charm that draws everyone in, including me."

"I could get used to being spoiled with your delicious cooking and lap-sitting. Want to make it a date?"

"Goodnight, beautiful. Just know that dreams are even sweeter when they include someone as gorgeous as you."

"So you're an army officer? I hope your tactical skills include handling a woman's intrigue and sparkling wit."

"Hi stranger, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my common sense!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including a last chance at a sinful prayer."