66 Pregnant Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey guy! You don't need to panic, because surfboards don't get pregnant.

Surfboards don’t get pregnant.

I'm a magician,

If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a pregnant lady.

"One smile from you, and I'm ready to start a beautiful family."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with a baby stroller?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and I see our future kids."

"Did you know, with me, every night could be a beautiful journey towards making our own masterpiece of love?"

"Your radiant glow outshines all the stars, and that baby bump? Absolute perfection."

"Despite the sweat, your beauty is breathtaking, and your motherly aura, simply enchanting."

"Is your name Fertility? Because whenever I'm near you, I feel like we could create miracles together."

"Is your baby's favorite color purple? Because it seems our futures are already aligning perfectly."

"Seeing you blossom with life like this makes me want to explore the science of creation."

"Darling, if beauty could make babies, you'd be a one-woman nursery."

"Are you a stork? Because I've been waiting for you to deliver a miracle into my life."

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

Girl: I’m not cute

Guy: I’m pregnant
Girl: What?
Guy: I thought we were saying things that are impossible :)

I wonder if u guys know where this is from

"If looks could conceive, you'd have made me a father already with your stunning beauty."

"Ever thought about creating miracles? Because I think we'd make an incredible masterpiece of life together."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I feel like our future involves a baby carriage and a white picket fence."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I think we're meant to start a family tree."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, I see our future kids in your eyes."

"With curves like that, who needs fashion? You're my favorite masterpiece in the gallery of life."

Are you pregnant

Because I hope that’s not fat

"Excuse me, miss, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the prospect of our possible future offspring."

"Do you believe in destiny? Because I dreamt of our kids' first day at school last night."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I can foresee us creating a beautiful chapter of life together."

"Your beauty is the only kind of magic I'd want to pass on to our future mini-you."

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

"Darling, pregnancy suits you, turning your glow into a radiant sun. How about cooling down together?"

"Do you believe in miracles? Because I'm seeing cribs, bibs, and baby giggles in our future."

"How about we play universe and create a little star together?"

"Are you a stork? Because I can't help but imagine you delivering the miracle of our life."

"Your eyes hold the future, I'd be honored to fill it with baby laughter."

"It's been a while, Marin. We may have our differences, but I'd always want to be part of our daughter's life."

"Your smile is captivating, how about we mix our genes and create the world's most beautiful baby?"

"Ever thought of making a masterpiece? Because, with those genes and mine, we'd create a beautiful baby."

"Are you a stork? Because I swear you just delivered a baby-sized crush into my life!"

"Are you a magic lamp? Because with one touch, I wish you could make me a dad."

"Is your name Destiny? Because I can't help but feel our future generations are waiting on us."

"Girl, are you making me expectant with your beauty, or am I just feeling a kick from cupid's arrow?"

"Is that a baby bump or is your beauty just radiating more today?"

"Hello Marin, unexpected to see you here. And who's this beautiful lady accompanying you today?"

"Girl, you must be carrying the sun in there, because your glow is making me sweat!"

"You're not wearing any clothes, but you've still managed to steal my heart!"

Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!

Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.

Girl, you make so hard you better take a step back

One inch closer and you'd've already been pregnant

I normally don't ask girls stuff like this

Until they tell me they're pregnant ...
What's your name ?

Oh your pregnant?

So instead of a C-section. How about a D-section?

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?