110 Knees Pick Up lines And Rizz

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

You'll be sliding on your knees for more than a volleyball.

I’d get on my knee pads for you quickly.

Are you a boxer? [No] Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head?

Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

Like a flawless descent down a frosty peak, your charm leaves me breathless, my knees grow weak.

How bout you take my arrow somewhere other than your knee?

I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.

Are you a knee brace? Because I want you on me.

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

Are you Mom's spaghetti?

Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.

I'm wearing knee pads and I'm not afraid to use them.

Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.

I may not be Christian but

I’ll still get on my knees for you

If you hurt your knee, you can elevate it on my shoulder.

I may not be religious, but

I'll be on my knees for you.

Hey girl, are you arthritis?

Because you make me weak in the knees.

You know, I've got an extra pair of knee pads in my lodge.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Iron man is red, Thor's hair is gold. Get on up your knees and do it as you are told.

Help I think I need crutches

Because your beauty made my knees weak

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever

Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.

Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

Will you be the arrow in my knee?

You must have cast Ray of Enfeeblement on me, because you're making my knees weak.

Girl, are you the Eiffel Tower? Because you're making me weak in the knees just looking at you.

"Like a perfectly shaped penis, your beauty brings me to my knees in awe."

"Just like a prayer, your allure has me on my knees; ever thought of turning water into wine with me?"

Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.

"Do you like Eminem? Because when I saw you, my palms got sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. Spaghetti."

"On your knees, you say? Well, perhaps we could start with a game of Twister to break the ice?"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you...over this video call."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my GPS keeps telling me to follow my dreams, but it lost signal around my knees."

"Just like a penguin in the arctic's freeze, your beauty, my dear, brings me to my knees."

"Are you a black belt in karate? Because whenever I look at you, my knees get week."

"Is your name Courage? Because you've got my bravery on its knees faster than Superman on laundry day!"

"If you're thinking about kneeling, maybe it could be for a game of Twister; your moves already have me twisted."

"I must have caught lovesickness, because every time I see you, my pulse races and my knees go weak."

"Your beauty could make a man get on one knee, but I'm more intrigued by what we could create standing side by side."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your personality, not your medical degree."

"Do you believe in love at first squat? Because when I saw you, my knees nearly gave out."

"Can you lend me some of your power? Because every time I see you, I get weak in the knees."

"Are you a proposal? Because I can't resist wanting to get on one knee for your stunning beauty and charm."

"Do you work at Grace Clinic? Because every time I see you, I suddenly need medical attention for my weak knees."

Do you have a bandaid?

Cause i scraped my knee falling for u

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your adorable charm."

"Ever tried proposing? Because with your charm, I'd be on my knees in an instant."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your fiery ginger hair."

"Are your legs shaking from the treadmill, or is my charm making you weak in the knees?"

I'm only 5'2''

But I'll seem a lot taller when you're on your knees.

"Do you believe in love at first squat? Because every time I see you, my knees just give out."

"Excuse me, but do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your charm."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for your dad joke and can't help but knee-slapper."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven is the only place that could create someone as special as you."

"Your eyes are like a sea storm - they make my knees weak, my heart race, and they're making me quite wet."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your dangerously good looks."

"I may not be a doctor, but I know knees can get weak when met with undeniable charm. Feeling any symptoms yet?"

"Is that just rain on your skin or does your charm have the power to make even my knees weak and heart wet?"

"Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you at the playground."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you, Nurse!"

"Are you a dance floor? Because whenever I see you, my heart does the salsa and my knees go wobbleboard."

"My knees may get weak, but they're strong enough to chase after a captivating woman like you."

"You must be a prayer rug, because I fall to my knees every time I see you."