110 Crime Pick Up lines And Rizz

l**... is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.

The mob wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?

The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

If being fierce was a crime. You'd be guilty as charged.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

"Is it a crime to be obsessed with your thighs, because they've got me convicted of desire?"

"If being punctual is a crime, then you are my perfect alibi, always stealing my breath on time."

"Well, if being flirty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in the prison of my heart."

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.

"Seeing you do those squats must be a crime, because you're stealing all the gravity in this gym."

"Someone better dial 911, because your beauty just committed a serious crime on my heart."

"Oh, you're a boy? That's handy, I've been looking for a partner in crime to start an underground unicorn racing league."

"Excuse me, officer, is it a crime to steal your heart? Because I'm guilty as charged."

"If working out was a crime, your selfie would be the hottest evidence."

"Your beauty is so lethal, it could be considered a crime of passion."

"Is your uniform custom tailored? Because that level of fit would be a crime in any other outfit."

"Your Honour, if love was a crime, I'd happily be guilty for stealing your heart."

"Hmm, is it cooking up a storm together while discussing whodunits from those documentaries?"

"Your skill in bullying is so enticing that it's a crime; you've stolen my heart without even trying."

"Is it a crime to steal a heart? Because, partner-in-black, you've just heisted mine."

"Are you a demon? Because you've committed a crime stealing my heart with your devilish allure."

"Well, I may be a fan of ketchup but can we agree that pineapple on pizza is the real crime here?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed in this crime scene?"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and it's a crime I'd willingly get kidnapped for."

I must complete the mission, but first, s**....

If cuteness was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a lawbreaker.

"Is it a crime to look that good, Officer? If so, I'd love to be your favorite person to handcuff."

"Is it irritating how I can't stop admiring your irresistible charm? Guess it's a crime to fall too hard, right?"

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? If so, you'll be serving a life sentence for stealing mine."

"Oh, I'm sorry if that missed the mark. Let's move onto something more interesting: your smile, it must be a crime to be that captivating."

If being smooth is a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm the judge.

"Relax Kaylee! It's not a crime to turn into a human traffic light!"

"Is your name Evidence? Because I just can't seem to get rid of you from my mind's crime scene."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because with your size and charm, you're guilty as charged."

"Are you on the FBI's most wanted list? Because you've just committed a crime by igniting sparks in my heart."

"Under arrest? I must be because it's a crime for anyone to be as attractive and captivating as you are."

"If being smooth was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I’m a fan of outlaws."

"Excuse me, but I think we need to report a crime. Your beauty just stole my heart away."

"If Santa checks his list twice, then I must be on the naughty list because stealing your heart is a major crime."

"Your beauty must be a crime, because it's stealing my heart away, care to spend a lifetime being my accomplice?"

"Excuse me officer, is it a crime to be this attracted to you? Because I'm ready to plead guilty."

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart."

"Are you a crime scene? Because just like Dexter, I can't keep myself away from your mesmerizing evidence."

"Though stealing's a crime, your beauty I'd borrow, for it lights up my heart, in places so hollow."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because you've just arrested mine with that officer look."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged with those stunning big buns of yours. 😏

"Do you believe in crime? Because it's illegal to look that good without sharing the secret."

"If being adorable was a crime, you'd never be alone because I'd be serving a life sentence just for knowing you."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because your ass just committed grand theft of my attention."

"Not sending me your snap picture is a crime, babe, because depriving the world of beauty is surely punishable!"

"With a body as perfect as yours, it'd be a crime not to want a picture, wouldn't you agree?"

"If being irresistibly attractive was a crime, your traits would put you in jail for life!"

"If being in the mafia means stealing hearts, I've committed my first crime - all I needed was your smile."

"If loving you were a crime, I'd be the most wanted man alive for my overwhelming desire for your perfection."

"Are you a crime scene? Because my heart is stolen every time I see you."

"If cuteness was a crime, you'd definitely be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"Good morning, Bella. In this mafia of life, your smile is the only crime I can't resist."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because you just made a perfect getaway with mine."

"Are those handcuffs real? Because it's a crime how dangerously sexy you look tonight."

Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;)))


~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

"Darling, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be serving life, because you're exactly my type."

"If looking that good is a crime, then you're guilty as charged. Care to share your sentence with me?"

If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence.

"I see you enjoy taking charge, need a partner in crime? Together, we could rule the world and hearts of many."

If cuteness was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Let's go on a date and make memories enlarged.

"Excuse me, miss, is it a crime to be this gorgeous? Because you're stealing every heartbeat in this room."