83 Older Pick Up lines And Rizz

"Is your boyfriend related to my troublesome older brother? Because compared to you, everyone else seems like trouble."

"Is it just age that's been refining your beauty or is it your sparkling personality making you this irresistible?"

"Is your beauty a secret? Because my heart can't seem to keep a secret from falling for you every single moment."

Are you a vintage wine? Because the older you are, the more I appreciate your fine taste.

You intrigue me like a classic novel. Your submissive allure is captivating, making me want to explore every page.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again like a good boy?"

"Your beauty defies time, enchanting all of us. Could I be the bold adventurer to explore your timeless allure?"

"Are you a jar of mayo? Because as I age, my appreciation for your smoothness only grows."

"Are you a Mexican artifact? Because I'm digging your ancient beauty!"

"My cousin Buddy thinks he's a catch, but after seeing you, I believe you're the real treasure."

"You love coffee, games and pickles? Well, I'm like your perfect blend, a little sweet, strong and extra crisp."

"Is your name Coffee? Because you're brewing a blend of beauty, maturity, and a shot of fine gaming skills."

"If having a relationship as complicated as my brother's third cousin's boyfriend makes you smile like this, count me in!"

Hey there, if I were a math problem, I'd be "you + me = infinite possibilities."

"Wish I was older, sweetheart, to have known every version of your beautiful evolution."

"Your beauty intoxicates like a fine vintage wine, only improving with age and leaving me craving for more."

"Just like a fine wine, you grow more exquisite with each passing year, proving time truly does perfect beauty."

"You're the sweet harmony to my family's constant chaos, can I be your perfect rhythm?"

"Happy birthday, gorgeous! You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value."

Hey girl. Do you have an older brother?

Because I'm gay.

I like my women the same way I like my alcohol...

Aged to perfection.

(Best used with women older than you)

Do you have older siblings?

Because practice makes perfect and you definitely are.

"Age only made you more intoxicating, like a vintage wine - how did you master the art of beauty so fine?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky, señorita? Because even God couldn't keep an angel like you in Mexico forever!"

"Rija, on your birthday, remember that you're not just another year older but another year irresistible."

"Are you a time traveler? Because you've made this older man feel young again with your innocence."

I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

"Are you a pinata? Because every year you age, you just become more worth celebrating."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, just like how I get lost in rope.

"Are you from Mesopotamia? Because our connection feels older than the oldest civilization!"

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

"Are we talking about mayo or our chemistry? Cause both seem to blend perfectly in a delightful mix."

"Age is just a number, and darling, your digits are the most enticing equation I've ever encountered."

"On this special day, just remember: you're not getting older, you're getting sexier. Happy Birthday, beautiful."

"Just like a perfect blend of mayo and pickles, our chemistry can create an unforgettable taste of love."

"I've always had a thing for older women, but at 24, you're the most tantalizing, youthful MILF I've ever seen."

"You must have some experience handling ropes, because you've got me tied up in knots."

"Are you an angel? Because your beauty is making my heart soar like it's got wings."

"Seeing you in that black dress makes me feel like dancing, care to teach a slightly older guy some new moves?"

"Is your smile a family trait? Because after seeing you, I can't stop picturing our future family reunions."

"Is your name Tequila? Because even though you're from Mexico and older, I still can't resist a shot with you."

"Your smile outshines any family feud, can I be the reason it never fades?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I call my brother's third cousin's boyfriend to pass by again?"

"Is your name Pickle? Because I find myself in quite a dill-em-ma, unable to resist your tangy charm."

(For older women) Hi ma'am, are you an abstract class?

Cause I would like to inherit from you.

Are you rich and 30 years older than me?

Cause i need some sugarmoney from my sugarmommy

I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder in bed.

Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

Charlie: Whatever. What are you doing for dinner?
Lisa: Charlie, a lot has changed.
Charlie: I know. I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound!

All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

I'm looking for Mrs. Right.

So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

I want to bear all your children.

Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.