110 Marriage Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 marriage pick up lines for her and flirty marriage rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about marriage that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with marriage rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny marriage pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty marriage joke for a great chat response.

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A good Marriage pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.
You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?
Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
"Even in our wedded bliss, your stunning beauty still makes me feel like the luckiest man in paradise."
"Your desire for marriage is as captivating as your beauty, but I just want to steal your last dance, not your last name."

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Short and cute marriage pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about marriage are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, except a marriage certificate."

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including my future wife."

"Just because I'm not ready for marriage, doesn't mean I can resist the temptation of your captivating charm."

"If marriage isn't on your agenda, how about we skip to the honeymoon phase and let the sparks fly?"

"I'm afraid my donkey, Miss Muffins got excited when she read 'big ass'. She's now expecting a marriage proposal 😅."

"Our marriage certificate might be pending, but my heart's already signed the dotted line with your name."

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Cheesy marriage Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"If marriage is your game, then let's redefine the rules. How about we explore the boundaries of love first?"

"I'm not a fortune teller, but when I look into your eyes, I see my future wife."

"I'm not looking for a ring, just someone to sparkle with. That radiance in your eyes, is it up for rent?"

"In the heat of our marriage, your sizzling body surely calls for some equally adorable offspring, don't you think?"

"Your hotness must be the secret recipe for our perfect marriage, how about we add some kids to the mix?"

"Forget about 'I do'. Let's make our own vows in the language of desire and attraction, babe."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again wearing a groom's tuxedo?"

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Try using funny and charming Marriage conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Our love story could outshine any marriage tale, with your beauty making others pale."

"Is our marriage a novel? Because every time I look at you, I can't help but think of the next thrilling chapter."

"Is it hot in here or is it just the flames of our eternal marriage igniting?"

"Can't wait for that 'one day', because darling, you're my happily ever after waiting to happen."

"They say the best things aren't tied down. Care to prove that theory over drinks?"

"Just a glance at you in our wedding photos, and I'm forever lost in your sizzling beauty."

Hey girl, can I get your autograph?

Right here, on this marriage certificate

"Who needs a wedding ring when your smile already lights up my world, gorgeous?"

"Our marriage is the sun, but darling, you're the heat that makes it glow."

"Darling, you've got marriage on your mind; I just want to explore the lifetime of passion shining in your eyes."

"If you're going to be my sister at the wedding, how about being my siren tonight?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the marriage market? Because heaven's missing its perfect wife-to-be."

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Using good and clever Marriage hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

"Is it bad that even though I'm not ready for marriage, your smile still makes me want to put a ring on it?"

"If you're looking for the perfect wedding planner, let's skip to the part where I become your husband."

"In life's sweet garden, you're the fairest rose, marry me darling, and end all my woes."

"If every 'no' to marriage was as beautiful as you, I'd never have said 'yes'."

"Have you ever dreamed of a perfect marriage? Because with your beauty, I'd spend a lifetime making it reality."

"Marriage is just a title, isn't it? 😉 And you're definitely making the title look good with such a charming personality."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for my wife all my life and I think I've found the answer."

"If our marriage were a painting, it would be a masterpiece, but since we're not there yet, how about a date?"

"In our marriage fantasy league, you're my top draft pick - a perfect blend of passion, beauty, and charm."

"Your beauty is breathtaking and I'm definitely smitten, but the thought of marriage has me a bit bitten."

"No ring on my finger, but plenty of fire in my heart. Fancy a dance with danger tonight?"

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Using these smooth Marriage pickup lines make her give you her number.

"I'm not proposing marriage, but how about we explore the chemistry between us over dinner?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and I see our future wedding."

"You're so enchanting, I might rethink my stance on marriage just for you."

"In the book of love, our chapter's marriage, a tale adorned with laughter and sweet carriage."

"Our marriage is hotter than a summer day, but girl, you're the scorching heat that keeps my heart ablaze."

"Just like a diamond, your sparkle caught my eye, but marriage isn't in the cards, can we still give 'us' a try?"

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

"Even though marriage isn't on my mind, I can't deny the allure of your captivating beauty."

"Your hint of marriage makes my heart flutter, in this life's sonnet, you're the verse I utter."

"In our wedded bliss, your sizzling allure turns every day into a honeymoon."

"Marriage isn't on my mind, but exploring an uncharted chemistry with you definitely is."

"I might not believe in marriage, but I could easily believe in a lifetime with someone as stunning as you."

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Flirty marriage Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Marriage pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the path leading to our happily ever after."

"Sounds like you've got a marriage certificate and a gym membership. Don't tell me, cardio is running away from your husband's snoring?"

"Our marriage isn't written in the stars yet, but your smile is celestial enough to make the stars jealous."

"You've got a pull stronger than gravity, babe, because every time I see you, I'm ready to fall... into marriage."

"Marriage isn't my goal, but spending time with a temptress like you... now that's a desirable destination."

"Our marriage is like a wildfire, but you bring the heat that keeps it blazing."

"You're so captivating, if marriage was a crime, I'd gladly be your partner in crime."

"Is your marriage as enduring as the curves of your body? Because they're timeless and irresistible."

"Our marriage can wait because falling for your charm daily is a fate I'd love to cultivate."

"I've been shopping around, but it seems like they don't sell future wives at the grocery store. Interested?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in my marriage proposal draft."

"Marriage may be off the table, but how about we feast on passion? Your beauty is a buffet I'd love to indulge in."

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"Our marriage is like a roaring fire, but darling, you're the scorching flame that sparks my desire."

"Our marriage may be the perfect match, but your body sets off the real sparks."

"Our marriage? Picture this: You, me and an eternity exploring each other's depths of desire and love."

"You may be my sister in the ceremony, but could you be my fantasy after hours?"

"If our marriage were a book, it'd be the most captivating romance novel ever. Ready for an epic love story?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a marriage proposal?"

"Right now? Well, if marriage is a journey, let's make the best love story ever told."

"We're wedded and you're incredibly hot – every single day with you feels like winning the lottery jackpot."

"Your allure is so strong, it almost makes me reconsider my stance on marriage."

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

"Our marriage would be like a fine wine, only getting better with time. How about we uncork this bottle?"

"Marriage isn't my game, darling, but stealing your breath away is."

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Marriage love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Marriage openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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