73 Pig Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 73 pig pick up lines for her and flirty pig rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about pig that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with pig rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny pig pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty pig joke for a great chat response.

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A good Pig pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.
Baby are you a pig?

As I want to dangle my carrot infront of your face.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Are you a pig because i want to ride you?
Want to have some hokey porkey?
I am looking for pigs to love. Because I am all about stable relationship.

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Short and cute pig pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pig are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I hope you like bacon, because women call me a pig.

Katy: I’ve done dumber things with worse odds- but even if that chicken pig is right

Girl, I love bacon and legs. I got the bacon and you can spread your legs.

Do you like pigs? Because babe I am filthy rich.

I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna f**... (Pigs In Zen)

Do you know what a pig looks like? Just wait until you see the twist in my tail.

Do you like pigs? Because you should hog my balls.

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Cheesy pig Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Wanna squeal like a pig?

I will pork the boars out of your brain.

Are you bacon? Because I want to make pigs in a blanket inside you.

You like pigs? Babe you can hog my pork.

Girl, I will make you squeal tonight.

Do you like bacon? I am bacon on a hot summers day.

People call me pig, because I like to play dirty.

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Funny pig Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Pig conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Do you know you can make pigs fly? Because babe you make my sausage go skyrocket.

Are you feeling like eating pork? Because I want to give you some hogs and kisses.

I eat like a pig, sweat like a pig, and grunt like a pig. But babe I taste like bacon.

"Cheyenne, your beauty outshines even the cutest of your guinea pigs. Care to share a coffee with this admirer?"

Let's be pigs together and stay within my pen.

I hope you are hungry tonight. Because men are pigs, and I am a man.

Do you know what's better than pork chop? A hand job.

"You may not have a guinea pig, but darling, you've got all the cuteness they could ever have."

"Forget the guinea pig, honey. Your charm is enough to make any guy squeak with delight."

"If your dad said no to a guinea pig, maybe he'd approve of a fox like me?"

Do you know how to make pulled pork? It's time for some rub and tug babe.

"Your dad said no to a guinea pig, how about saying yes to a wild fox like me?"

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Clever pig Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Pig hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, feel free to slop on my pork any time.

Babe are you a piglet? Because let's have a sowprize party.

Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?

"Is your name Guinea? Because my heart races like a wheel every time I 'pig' up the courage to talk to you."

"Dad said no to a guinea pig, but how about you say yes to a night with this charming fox?"

"Your dad may not let you have a guinea pig, but how about trading that for a night with this wild cat?"

"You couldn't get a guinea pig, but tonight, you could tame this beast."

"Are you a prized pig at a county fair? Because I can't help but award you my blue ribbon of affection."

Are you bacon?

Cus I'd love to roll you up, shove my sausage in you and be sweaty pigs in a blanket together.

"Your dad might've said no to a guinea pig, but how about saying yes to a stud who finds you irresistibly cute?"

"In the Angry Birds world, I'd be a green pig because I'm always falling for your bird-like charm."

"Are you a forbidden guinea pig? Because even though daddy says no, I can't resist your irresistible charm."

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Smooth pig Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Pig pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Your dad won't let you have a guinea pig? How about dating a stud instead?"

"Are you a guinea pig? Because whenever I'm around you, I can't help but squeak with excitement."

"Is your dad a zookeeper? Because he just denied the world another cute creature, just like you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you Miss Piggy? Because every time I see you, I feel like Kermit, head-over-heels."

"Your dad said no to a guinea pig, but how about saying yes to a wild fox tonight?"

"So, your dad vetoed a guinea pig. May I propose something more exciting? How about a night with a stallion?"

"Your dad said no to a guinea pig, but how about saying yes to a night of mischief with me?"

"Just like your guinea pigs, Cheyenne, I'm charmed by your presence. Fancy a date under the stars?"

Did you hear Castro's dead?

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?

Are you a pig?

Cuz you’re a Babe.

One about pigs?

It doesn’t matter if it’s cheesy just make it about pigs.

You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob

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Flirty pig Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Pig pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you a Minecraft pig?

Because you’re pink on the inside and out

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a pig and he likes ya too!

Hillbilly form.

Are you a pig? Cause I want you in my blanket ;)

Just made that up and idk if it already exists but I feel like a genius even though it’s s**... lolol

Hey girl are you peppa pig

Because it sure seems like you need a daddy pig

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

If you are an egg, you make me greedy like the King Pig and want you all to myself.

I'm hungry for you like the green pigs over the eggs.

I will rescue you from the King Pig in the Piggy Island.

I don't even care if you're not a green pig, I'd still smash you.

I love you like pigs love mud.

Are you a pig? Because I could put a saddle on u and ride u all night.

Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.

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Cringe pig Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Will you be my green pig? Because I just wanna smash into you.

Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

I'm a pig… You've got a saddle… What are we waiting for?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pig love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pig openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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