The CIA is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

Are you a spy

Cause you look like you’d perform well undercovers

You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

"Oh, you caught me! I'm actually a retired spy posing as a regular guy. They say I'm the next 007 but without the martinis."

"Rizz, huh? Sounds like a jazz musician in a spy movie. So, do you come with your own theme music or should I compose one?"

"Are you a Spy? Because you just infiltrated my heart without me even noticing."

Are you a spy? Because you've got me hooked on your secrets like an information broker.

"I'm not a spy, but I can't help investigating how you stole my heart."

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

Are you a shooting star? Because you're the most beautiful sight I spy.

"Are you a spy? Because only a secret agent can hide her smile that well in photos."

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

If I were a spy, I'd vanish with you and make our own secret world disappear.

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

"Are you a spy? Because every time I look into your eyes, my secrets just seem to unravel."

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

"Haha, your messages are as cryptic as a spy code. Maybe you're James Bond undercover?"

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"If your lullaby is sweet, my heart's your willing spy; with every note you sing, I know love will fly."

"I prefer calls too! Nothing beats chatting while pretending to be a secret agent on a mission. 🎤 What would your spy name be?"

“Married, huh? Does that mean I need to call you ‘Agent Secret’ now? I promise to keep the spy jokes coming!”

If I were a spy, I'd want you to be my hidden camera - capturing every unforgettable moment with me.

Haha, well, my jokes are just a cover-up for my top-secret spy work. Don't tell anyone! What's your hidden talent?

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

Wow, your confidence is intriguing. I'm impressed, but don't worry, I won't be the one to mess with a Navy Seal. 😉🔥

James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.

Shy? Don’t worry, I’ll just pretend we’re in a spy movie—my secret mission is to get you to laugh. Mission accepted?

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

I hired a Spy

And he told me you have crush on me.

"Are you a secret spy mission? Because I feel like I'm having an affair with excitement every time I see you."

Plot twist: your boyfriend is actually a spy sent by your mom to make sure you're eating your veggies. 🥦🕵️‍♂️

"I have my sources...you know, spies, secret agents, maybe a friendly squirrel? Let's just say I'm well-informed! 🕵️‍♂️🐿️ What's your superhero alias?"

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

Phew, glad to hear that! I was afraid I might have accidentally triggered your secret spy mode.

"Last hour, I spied a demon, but now I see an angel, completing my day's rhythm in the most poetic sequel."

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like."

"Ready to pretend we're secret agents? Because I can't stop spying something incredibly sexy in this room."

"Ah, a chill night in? Sounds like we're both leading the exciting life of an international spy, minus the international and spy parts."

"Are you a Spyder? Because every time I look at you, I'm caught in the web of your charm."

"Are you a Spy main? Because you've effortlessly infiltrated my thoughts."

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?" James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle." Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got." James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

"Are you a Spy? Because you've just made my heart go invisible with that smile!"

"Is your name Spyder? Because I've been caught in your web of beauty."

Your words are like a secret raid, I can't resist falling for your deadly charm.

"Are you a Spy? Because you just cloaked my heart with your charm!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be the cutest culprit I spy."

Did you know I'm trained in warfare, but your beauty is what truly takes my breath away.

"Is your name Spy? Because you’ve stealthily captured my attention, and I'm ready to surrender."

You may have 300 kills, but your smile just killed me. Guess I'm just another target for you.

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Solitaire: "Is there time before we leave for lesson number three?"
James Bond: "Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked."

Solitaire: "James, what are you doing?"
James Bond: "Just testing an old adage: 'Unlucky at cards . . . '"

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

Vesper Lynd: "I can't resist waking you. Every time I do, you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn."
James Bond: "If you had just been born, wouldn't you be naked?"

Vesper Lynd: "If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known."
James Bond: "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger . . . "

Marie: "Is there something I can do for you?"
James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest."

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude."
James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?"
Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important."
James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?"
Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth."
James Bond: "That's the part I like."

Tell me, Miss Trench, do you play any other games?

Tatiana Romanova: I think my mouth is too big!
James Bond: It's just the right size... for me, that is.

Log cabin girl: "Oh James, I cannot find the words."
Bond: "Well, let me try and enlarge your vocabulary."

James Bond: You're not my type.
Girl: Why, cause I have half a brain?
James Bond: No, cause you're single.

James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure.
James Bond: Well, you can't win them all.

James Bond: [in the shower together] "I like you better without your Beretta."
Sévérine: "I feel naked without it."

James Bond: [in bed with Christmas Jones] I was wrong about you.
Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?
James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

James Bond: [After Dr. Holly Goodhead kisses him] "What was that for?"
Dr. Holly Goodhead: "For saving my life."
James Bond: "Remind me to do it more often!"

James Bond: “Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.”

James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five."
Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe."
James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."

James Bond: "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."
Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride."
James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself."

James Bond: "I'm still not quite sure how good you are."
Jinx: "I am so good."
James Bond: "Especially when you're bad."

James Bond: "I was wrong about you."
Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?"
James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

James Bond: "I think I'll call it a Vesper."
Vesper Lynd: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?"
James Bond: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink."

James Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that — whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
Tiffany Case: "Which do you prefer?"
James Bond: "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match . . . "

James Bond: "I approve."
Goodnight: "You do?"
James Bond: "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons."

James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
Ling: You think we better, huh?
James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both.
Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck.

Hello. Yes, I'm British.

Silva: "There's a first time for everything — eh, Mr. Bond?"
James Bond: "What makes you think it's my first time?"

If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me? Shaken or stirred?

Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you."
James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

Helga Brandt: "I've got you now."
James Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."

Good day darling, how would you liek to bond?

Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around.

Eve: "That was hardly my best shot."
James Bond: "I'm not sure I could survive your best."
Eve: "I doubt you'll get the chance."

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?"
James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle."
Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got."
James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake."
James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."

Bond: "That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman."
Largo: "You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?"
Bond: "No, but I know a little about women."

Baby your Verizon line ain't the only thing I'm tryna tap

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures.

Wai-Lin: "They're looking for us, James."
James Bond: "Let's stay under cover."

Miss Caruso: "Such a delicate touch."
Bond: "Sheer magnetism, darling."

Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?"
James Bond: "You should say yes."

Mayday: Someone will take care of you.
James Bond: Oh! You'll see to that personally, will you?

Oh, the things I do for England.

Oh, the things I do for my country!

Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty."
James Bond: "But of course you are."

Russian Lady Agent: "But James, I need you!"
Bond: "So does England!"

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."