81 Awkward Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey I'm trash so can you take me out?

Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

Did you know you smell better when you are awake?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Your beard might not connect, but we can.

If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

Are you google ? Because you're everything I am searching for.

Hey, I cant taste my lips can you do it for me?

You must be a fire because I am hot for you!

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.

If I make you some food, will you swallow it all?

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

I'm like a hotel front desk clerk because I want to check you out.

Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

This is gonna be awkward. But sexy as h**....

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather s**... you with my awkwardness.

I want to touch your face... with my mouth.

Your breath smells like sunny days and Starbursts.

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.

Sorry we keep making awkward eye contact..so what are you studying!

Are you the new science teacher? Because I see we have chemistry.

"Call me cringe if you want, but I can't help being awkward when your beauty leaves me speechless."

"Just making sure we're not related! You're not secretly my long-lost cousin, right? Because that would make Thanksgiving really awkward!"

"Your charm outshines all the cringe, like a beautiful lighthouse in a sea of awkwardness."

"Did my awkwardness hurt when it fell from heaven, just like how you did in my dreams?"

"Taking it slow has its own charm, let's unwrap the mystery gradually."

"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...and by medicine I mean awkward online dating conversation!"

"Everyone's drowning in awkwardness but your charm, dear, is my breath of fresh air."

"Call me your white tee, Tameka, because just like a stain, without your love, I just stand out awkwardly."

People call me nick, but you can call me tonight!

"Even if I'm cringe, it's just because your beauty leaves me speechless and awkwardly adorable."

Can I lease you a drink?

"Sophia, you're an enchanting book that I'm eager to read. Your idealism fuels my desire; let's write our own love story."

Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

"Did we just share an awkward moment? Because I feel we're weirdly connected already."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for...except for the ability to start awkward conversations."

"Just like how peroxisomes detoxify cells, our chemistry together can detoxify any room of awkward silences."

"Sure, I'll call my pet unicorn, Sparkles. He specializes in rescuing conversations from the brink of awkwardness."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searchingly awkwardly trying to say."

"I'm the pop song you haven't heard yet, let's make our own rhythm and dance to the beat of love."

"Your shyness is a mystery I'd love to explore, igniting a novel of love that even your books couldn't tell."

"Pardon my awkwardness, it's just that your charm got me off-balance."

Sorry, I have a boyfriend

And I have a math test
-*awkward stare*-
Oh sorry, I thought we were naming things we can cheat on

"I apologize for my awkwardness before, it's not every day one encounters such captivating beauty like yours."

"Amidst all the awkwardness, your charm shines brighter, making my heart skip a beat."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again to repeat my silent awkward hello?"

You must be Fluorine...

...cos' I keep reacting when I see you

**awkwardly shuffles away**

"Well, aren't you bold? But remember, the best things in life are worth waiting for."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I awkwardly shuffle past your vision again?"

"Pardon my awkwardness, but your smile disarms my eloquence. May I have a second chance to match your conversation smoothness?"

"Hey Sophia, your shyness is a mystery I'd love to unravel, let's explore the rhythm of love together in our favorite pop song."

"I'm the master of awkward laughs, but I bet your laughter could make even the wrong times feel right."

"Chelsea, I only drink two things: water and... awkward silences. Fancy a virtual toast to that?"

Girl, are you *Star Wars, Episode II: The Attack of the Clones*?

Because you might be a little weird and awkward and don't know what love is but.... *choking up* dammit, I think I love you! Just for being you!

I need a bro

Ok so last night I was all alone at the bar. Let's just say my friends were too busy to hang out. There were couple of good groups of girls. Being all alone I couldn't man up and talk to the girls. It is just me who feel little awkward to talk to girls when alone at a pub or bad?

Awkward, unclever male requests help with an Amber.

The description says it all. I'll take anything.

One for a jazzmine

Not too awkward please

There’s just something about getting sand in awkward places.

Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

This would be really awkward if you were British.