76 Bunch Pick Up lines And Rizz

Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory during the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside you

Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wanna shove a bunch of you in my mouth.

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).

Wanna come back to my place and play orphanage?

You be the building and I'll put a bunch of unwanted kids inside you

"Among all these sweets, your smile is the only treat that caught my attention."

"If you were a candy, I'd choose you over all these sweets on the table any day."

"Is your heart made of sugar? Because I've got a sweet tooth and it's craving for you."

You remind me of a bunch of cookies. Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

"You get more gift subs than I have witty comments. Got room for one more in your fan club?"

"Are you a Twitch streamer? Because my heart is subscribing faster than all those gifted subs."

"Are all these gift subs or did my heart just subscribe to your enchanting smile?"

"You must be a Twitch sensation, because every time I see you, my heart wants to 'gift sub' endlessly."

"You must be a chocolate truffle, because you're sweet and irresistible."

"Did you just eat a bunch of sour candies? Because your sweetness is making me forget my own bitterness!"

"You must be the sweetest thing on this table, because my world just got brighter when I saw you."

"And here I was thinking you were the leader of the weirdo pack. My bad!"

"Are you sure there's not a mistake? Because with all these gifted subs, you're turning Twitch into 'Twitch-hearts-you'!"

"Just like those gifted subs, I'd love to make your life more colorful and entertaining every day."

"A guy with a sense of normalcy? That's rare... and quite attractive, I must admit. 😉 But tell me, is there more beneath the surface?"

"Seeing you getting those gift subs, it's like the universe just confirmed you're the ultimate prize."

"Are you a lollipop? Because I can't help but find your sweetness irresistibly stick-to-your-teeth unforgettable."

"Forget about the candies, your smile is the only sweetness I want to taste."

"You're getting gift subs like crazy, but the real gift is your radiant smile that light up my world."

"The way those gift subs adore you on Twitch, is a mere glimpse of how much I'd cherish you."

"Tame in the chaos? Sounds like my kind of adventure."

"Well, aren't you the online dating whisperer? That's how you lure in a girl, comparing her to a bunch of weirdos. Smooth!"

Are you a Chinese factory?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you

A bunch of chemistry lines

I'm an acid. Can I neutralize your base?
Are you made of arsenic? 'Cause that's a really nice As.
I'm water. Wanna dissolve in me?
If I were an element, I would be Ba.
Are you beryllium? 'Cause you should Be with me.

"With every gifted sub, my fascination for your beautiful mind only grows deeper."

"Oh, a tame gentleman in this wild world, how refreshing! Promise you're not hiding any wild side, are you? 😉"

"You're getting a lot of gift subs, but I'm here gifting my attention because you're the best channel live."

I've got a bunch of chores and homework to do

But you're still first on my to do list

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'mine'? Because like this candy, I just can't resist taking a bite."

Call me clitler

Because i wanna put a bunch of kids in your oven

"You're collecting gift subs but how about collecting moments with me, the biggest gift of all?"

"Seems like Twitch subs aren't the only ones falling for you; count me in as your biggest fan."

"Your radiant joy at each gift sub is the highlight of my evening, just like your smile."

Disney Cinderella

I was thinking about how Disney has a bunch of variations of the Cinderella cliche of the shoe fits. Then I realized every love story is a Cinderella Story, because it's no about if they fit shoe, it's if they fit you. So the question is, do you want to be my Cinderella?

"Are you a Twitch gift sub? Cause you've got me feeling like I just won the chat lottery!"

"Just like those subs, I'd gift you my heart because you're the best streamer I've ever watched."

"Your gift subs are well-deserved, but my affection for you is the gift that keeps on giving."

"Did your gift subs come with a map? Because I just got lost in the live chat seeing your name pop up."

"Is your name Candy? Because my world just got a whole lot sweeter seeing you on this table."

"You've just received a bunch of gift subs, but can I subscribe to your heart too?"

"Seeing you receive all these subs, it's obvious I'm not the only one captivated by your charm."

"Are you sure it's just your Twitch subs multiplying, or is it also the charm you radiate?"

"Just like those subs, my heart was subscribed to you the moment I saw your smile."

Is your name Columbine?

Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

Hey baby, are you a factory before labour standarts?

Because i want to put bunch of kids in you

Is your name Sandy hook?

Cuz I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you

Are you a factory before labor laws?

Because I want to put a bunch of kids inside of you.

Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you

Don’t take this seriously plz

For all you pun lovers to spice up your love life

What do you call a bunch of Silverados from Wisconsin parked next to each other?
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A cheesey pickup line!!!

I'm sorry and you're welcome

I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.

Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

I have a bunch of fresh cut roast beef back at my place.

Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.

Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.