110 Cougar Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my p**... anyway?

My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

My body is a movie and your p**... is the star!

They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p**... or is it too much for you?

I'd like to name a multiple o**... after you.

"As a tall, blonde cougar, you're proof that some things just get better with age, like fine wine."

Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.

"Though you're a cougar, age 54, your radiance outshines the stars, captivating me evermore."

Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

You like to eat Mexican?

Because you're heating up my taco

Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

Can I get you a drink?

Cougar just may be on the hunt for you.

Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want

Do these feel real to you?

Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open

Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet

Do you still work or are you retired?

Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?

Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?

Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight

Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes

Hey boy, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?

Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy

Hey, somebody scream Mama Mia!

Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?

How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized

How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?

Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-c**...?

Hey boy...I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you

I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!

I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood

I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line

I may not be Dairy Queen, boy, but I'll treat you right!

I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!

I'd like to point out that beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."

I suffer from amnesia. Have we had kiss before? [No]. Well, why don't we?

I'm a feisty cougar and I am catch me a cub.

I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live

I'm looking for a cougar. Can I be your cub?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of havng an adult conversation.

I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.

I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?

If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm

Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you

Is that old or vintage?

Is your name country crock, Because you can spread me anytime.

look at the guy, squint your sexy eyes, sensually lick your upper lip with the tip of your tongue

I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of p**...-illin

I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new o**... fixation?

My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Nice package let me help unwrap that!

Nice package, you need me to sign up that?

No ring? You should be someones husband

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”.

Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar

Somebody call the cops, because it is illegal for a lady to look that good after just having a boy.

That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

That's a nice (insert accessory she's rockin') you have, where did you get it?

That's something my mom would do.