110 People Pick Up lines And Rizz

Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

People say love is a strange thing

Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

Hey, are you nobody?

Cuz people have been sayin you love me since i was five.

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

Most people call me Collgate

Because I put the white in your smile.

Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

*Hey mate, lets mate*

Hey mate, lets mate. Straight forward but more effective on not so straight people.

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

2 people walk into a really romantic restraunt

There's no joke, but it could be us

My magic lasso command people to do anything , now submission to me.

Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Hey, are you a door ? Cause u're A Door Able

Don't attack me people, my first post here

I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

You are tall enough to ride this ride!

I'm six-foot-five, but I'd like to be six feet under you

I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

Hey girl are you petrol?

Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.

Why can’t I stop dazzling people?

People say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

That must be true because I have been lost in yours

People say I'm so lazy, but not after they leave my bed room.

People say that you should do what makes you happy.

But what if you make me happy?

People are often attracted to me because of my big horga'hn. What about you?

Hey girl are you my leg hair?

Because you’re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people don’t know I’m gay

Are you a penny

Because most people don't care about you but I'd pick you up and put you in my basement with the others

Si besarte fuera pecado, caminaría feliz por el infierno. (If kissing you were a sin, I’d happily walk through h**....)

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I know the air is pretty thin up there, why don't you lay in my bed and catch your breath?

Are you my queen? Because I want to give you my scepter & a crown.

Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

There are so many queens in a deck of cards, but you are the only queen that I want.

Babe, I want you to be the queen of my castle.

Are we playing chess? Because I want to take your queen with my p**....

So is it true? Is your p**... slanted?

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

I don't want no royal kingdom, but I sure want a piece of your secret garden.

You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

Money will come and go, we know that. The most important thing in life is the people in this room, right here, right now.

Hey, I'm bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get s**...?

The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest p**.... (Arizona)

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

Babe you a queen? Because you are missing a scepter and my ball.

If you are a queen, I want to be the chess board that you will sit on.

In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.

Hey babe, call me an insurance company

Because i know how to f**... people ;)

Hey girl, most people call me Batman, but you can call me My Man!

f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

People call me Dark Archon, do you know once you go Dark Archon... you never come back?

Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.

Babe, do you have a lot of people after you? Because I will hold the lime for you.