79 Depressed Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 79 depressed pick up lines for her and flirty depressed rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about depressed that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with depressed rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny depressed pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty depressed joke for a great chat response.

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You're depressed, I'm depressed

Can I suislide in your dms?
I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.
Hey girl are you 1929?

Because you give me the Great Depression.
Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

Because I wanna have kiss with you

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about depressed are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?

Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

You’re depressed, TOO?!

Would you settle for me tonight?

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

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Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

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Are you depression?

Cause you make me want to kill my self

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....

Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

"Who needs a silver lining when I've got your golden presence to keep me elated?"

"Are you a psychiatrist? Because every time I see you, my heart beat goes from manic to depressingly low in seconds."

"Forget about feeling blue tonight, your radiant smile has the power to paint the town red."

Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.

"Hey gorgeous, you're like sunshine on my darkest days; one smile from you can chase all my blues away."

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Using good and clever Depressed hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Well, I do hold the record for speed grieving. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance...all in one coffee break!"

"Hey girl, are you a therapist? Because whenever I see you, my mood instantly elevates!"

I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

"Don't let depression steal tonight, instead let's trade it for some sparks, just like your eyes ignite in mine."

"Is your name Joy? Because every time I'm sad, you always find a way to make me smile."

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

"You've been through darkest nights, yet your love for romance shines brighter, let's light up our lives together."

Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm down, you always manage to pull happiness out of thin air."

Are you crippling depression?

Because your always on my mind

"I see galaxies in your eyes, may I be your star guiding you through the darkest nights?"

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Using these smooth Depressed pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Are you anti-depressant? Because every time I see you, my misery seems to disappear."

"In this world of black and white, your energy feels like a colorful splash on my gray canvas."

"Can I be your sunshine? Because even during my darkest days, your smile lights up my world."

Are you a depressing thought

Because I’m always thinking of you

"Your world might be stormy now but together, we can dance in rain and find the beauty in every droplet."

Here’s a depressing one
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.

"Your smile could light up even the darkest days; mind sharing its magic to dispel my gloom?"

"Your smile could send depression packing; why let a guy dim your sunshine, beautiful?"

"Are you a therapist? Because every time I see you, my mood lifts."

I am like depression

Nobody loves me but you got me anyways

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Are you WWII

Because without you I’d be in a Great Depression

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These flirty Depressed pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Is your name Prozac? Because you light up my serotonin levels like a Christmas tree!"

Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

But when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.

"Your mind may be a maze, but every turn takes me deeper into the wonder of you."

"Forget the blues, babe, when your smile alone could light up an entire universe."

"Even in your darkest moments, your smile lights up my world like a shooting star."

"Your beauty is my antidepressant, darling; it cures me faster than any medicine and keeps the doctor away."

"You're a beautifully written tragedy, let's rewrite your story with a love-filled ending, together."

Hey baby are you World War 2?

Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual h**... overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you anti-depressants?

Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.

Are you the cure for depression?

Cuz you're all I need

Are you my crippling depression?

Cause I wanna drug you

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Cringe depressed Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

You seem depressed

Let's kiss the depression out of each other!

Oh you depressed?

Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

Are you depressed yet?

Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

Are you a loan during the Great Depression?

Cause I wanna take you out

Are you depression?

Because I see you in my future

Physiologist
Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression

Are you clinical depression

Cause you make me wanna kill myself

Are you my depression pills

Because I can’t smile with out you

Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

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