99 Easter Pick Up lines And Rizz

Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

Those jeans make your ash look big.

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

You look like the body of Christ, given up for me.

I’m not sure what you’re doing for Easter Brunch, but I’ve got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny!

Hey since it’s Easter would you let my s**... go for an egg hunt?

There’s an Easter parade in my pants…jus sayin!

Are you an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got me rising from the tomb.

With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.

"You must be the Easter Bunny, because you've got me egg-cited to see you every time."

Hey Girl! Let’s mate like rabbits.

If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Easter,

Would you let me come for dinner in between the holidays?

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

"Are you an Easter Island head? Because even though you're a hard stone, I'm still losing my rocks over you."

Girl, I’d like to take you out, but it won’t be the Last Supper.

"Just like an Easter Island head, your beauty is timeless and a mystery that I'd love to explore."

"Are you Springtrap? Because finding you was just as thrilling as a hidden Easter egg."

"Are you a chubby bunny? Because your curves are sweeter than a basket full of chocolate Easter eggs."

"Girl, you must be from Easter Island because you've got me as puzzled as the origins of Moai statues."

The holy spirit must be with you because you’re getting a rise outta me.

"Are you an Easter Island statue? Because your intricate details have me lost in admiration and desire."

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

"Just like an Easter Island head, I am lost in the mystery of your eyes."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while looking for an Easter egg."

"Just like an Easter Island statue, I've been trying to figure you out for centuries. Except you're way more interesting."

"Are you an Easter Island statue? Because my heart is rock solid for your monumental beauty."

How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

Is your name Easter?

Because I wanna fertilize your eggs

If my right leg is X-mas and my left is Easter would you let me come over for dinner between the holidays.

You put the cream in my eggs.

You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.

You're a good egg.

We gotta stop with the whole Easterly-Sachs thing, and get more like Rigby-Yeoh.

If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

Hey. You know the phrase ‘s**... like rabbits'? I think you and I can do better, want to try.

Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?

Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

I contributed some fur to Letterman's hairpiece

Wanna Multiply?

I could never Passover you.

Come back to my place - I'll give you a Peeps show.

Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.

Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

Easter! I hardly even knew her.

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

Ever get it on with a rodent?

Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?

Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!

How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.

I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

I'm in the mood to multiply.

I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.

I'm on a hunt - for your number.

I'll be honest with you. I'm like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm The Easter Bunny!