110 Fat Pick Up lines And Rizz

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

You’re looking very non-fat these days.

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

If a fat bearded man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry! I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas

I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection, even if our bandwidth is a little wider."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially those twerking skills."

"You're a divine blend of beauty, and your adorable height just intensifies your allure."

"Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet personality and it's irresistibly attractive!"

"Raquisha, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a diet? Because every time I see you, my heart loses weight!"

"Is your name Google Maps? Because my fat ass just got lost in your eyes."

"You know they say love is like a box of chocolates, right? Well, here I am...Alvin's finest truffle!"

"Is your smile a magnet? Because that booty of yours is absolutely attracting my attention!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your amazing figure, everyone else disappears."

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm definitely checking it out and hoping for an extended loan."

"Is your behind a masterpiece? Because I can't help but appreciate those well-rounded curves."

"Is your bottom a compass? Because it's got my direction pointing straight towards desire and excitement."

"Girl, your backside must be a masterpiece because when I see it, I forget the Laws of Gravity."

"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."

"I must confess, your appealing charm outshines any femboy. Can I be your admirer?"

"Is your name Google? Because I've just searched for 'Angel who loves a man with more to love' and found you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially that exceptional rear view."

"Is your name Alvin? Because like the chipmunk, you've clearly been hoarding all the good looks!"

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

"Excuse me, but is your name Gravity? Because that amazing ass of yours keeps pulling me in!"

"Your 100-inch masterpiece has gravity pulling me in ways I've never experienced before."

"Hey Jasmine, I must be Aladdin because your curves make me feel like I'm soaring on a magic carpet ride."

"Are you a baker? Because I could really use a sweet roll in this love dough."

"Never been with a man yet? You're like an undiscovered wine, full-bodied, intoxicating, and waiting to be savored."

"Your beauty is timeless, your wit is infectious and even heaven envies your curves; fancy sharing a joke over coffee?"

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your winter wonderland curves."

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

"Is your behind a magnet? Because it's pulling me in with a force that defies gravity."

"Hey, I must be a high-calorie dessert, because the moment you saw me, your heart started racing!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is that perfect behind."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your curves."

"Heaven must be missing an angel, because you're here, curving in all the right places perfectly."

"You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Your allure is truly captivating."

"Are you a wine sommelier? Because this 'fat boy' is aged to perfection and ready to be uncorked."

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at your photos, my donuts disappear!"

"Is your booty a new planet? Because that gravitational pull is out of this world."

"Are you an earthquake? Cause when you twerk, my world shakes."

"Jasmine, you're like a sumptuous feast, and babe, I have an insatiable appetite."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my love for vin and extra large pizzas."

Are you a smiggle fan? 'Cause I'm sniffin' out some love with that fat nose of yours!

"Your voluptuous figure is a work of art, are you sure you're not a sculptor's dream come true?"

"You're a masterpiece of curves and mystery, let's explore this canvas of desire together, babe."

"Excuse me, miss? I think your curves are causing some serious gravitational attraction over here."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, just like when I connect with my pizza delivery guy!"

"Is your rearview mirror missing? Because with an ass like that, I can't stop looking back."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, particularly that irresistible charm."

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

"Did your smile light up this room, or is it the radiance of your wonderful fullness that's glowing?"

"I may be a virgin, but just like a well-crafted novel, I can't wait to dive into your sexy storyline."

"Your twerking could put earthquakes to shame, darling. You're turning up the heat with every voluptuous curve."