110 Water Pick Up lines And Rizz

Use funny water pick up lines to help you impress and flirt with men or women. Water is essential to life. These clever pick up lines involving water will help you start the conversation and have the girl or guy laughing.

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A good Water pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Girl, you’re like the SAT

I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks
Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
You see, your body is 70% water

And I’m thirsty
Are you that one block of water?

Because I'd love to dive in you
Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

Because, dam....
I want to take my kids to a water slide

Cam I use your throat

Here are 110 water pick up lines for her and flirty water rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your water rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny water pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty water joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute water pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about water are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

Come to this watering hole often?

There's more than one chest of value in these waters.

Are you a Water bender? Because you’re making me really wet.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

Hey did you know your body is 70% water?

I’m very thirsty.

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Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

Are you a water bottle?

'Cause you're aquaFINEa

If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

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Funny water Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Water conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Did you know your body is roughly ~70% water?

And, I’m thirsty. 🤤

I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

Are you retaining water?
Cause dam.

One thousand two hundred and thirty three trillion litres of water on Earth to sink and still I choose to submerge in your love.

If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.

Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Do you want to ride me down the slide?

Save water and shower with an airman.

If water is wet

I'd make you water

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Clever water Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Water hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Jesus can turn water into wine.

But i can turn your mother into mine.

Girl, you're like the SAT

I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

Could I turn you into mine ;))

After a weekend with me, I won’t be able to go within 2 meters of you.

Save Water. Shower together with me.

If you were on set I'd put my D on you.

I got 99 problems but a block ain't one tonight.

Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your beauty!

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

Your suit isn't the only thing I want to unzip tonight.

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Smooth water Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Water pickup lines make her give you her number.

Jesus turned water into wine...

But i can turn you into mine

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

I may not look it, but I got the pipe to connect the water main into your life.

I have to wear my mouth guard around you because you're a knockout.

Your hole guard is not going to stop me from hitting that goal tonight.

My water jutsu will make you real wet.

Girl, you put the sweet water inside your melons.

Want to see me do some helicopters?

Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

Girl, I would tap your water line any day.

71 % of earth is covered in water, still i wanna drown in your love

They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3

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Flirty water Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Water pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Roses are red, water is colorless. Without you, my life is just the same.

Are you a polo suit? Because I want to grab onto you.

Babe, you get hotter when you are wet.

Babe, any minute without you is like Dead time to me.

You are the air bubble for me under water. I cannot survive without you.

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Try my eggbeater s**... technique to score some points.

Do my eyes look good in this speedo?

Girl, do you like watermelons? Because you have water in your melons!

Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

I’m going to turn you and drive in.

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I can't turn water into wine

But I can make you into mine

Girl, let's play fair and no ball under tonight.

My love for you is like a five meter, you can't fake it.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

Will you resuscitate me?

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

Hey girl, did you know that human body is up to 60% water? Because I'm thirsty

If you were on my team, I’d always drive hard to your hole.

The water temple's not the only thing that's gonna be hard tonight.

Do you like water polo? Because you can get wet with my balls.

If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?

Are you an water bender

Are you a water bender because your making me wet

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Water love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Water openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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