It's a shame cannibalism is illegal

Cause you're a snacc

Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Are you a disabled parking bay?

Because I want to use you illegally

"That outfit of yours? It's criminal. It should be illegal to look that enticing."

"Hey, you're not carrying a license for that level of cuteness, are you? Because it's dangerously charming!"

"Is it illegal to look that good in uniform? 'Cause if so, then Officer, you might have to cuff me."

"Do you have a map? Because just like with your illegal driving, I keep losing my direction in your eyes!"

"From your beauty to your brains, everything about you is so nice it should be illegal."

"Your beauty should be illegal, it's dangerously captivating and I'm happily guilty."

"Is your love illegal? Because it's stealing my heart away."

"Your abs should be illegal officer, they're causing dangerous levels of distraction on the road."

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. It should be illegal to look that good.

"Are you a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look that good without a defense."

"Excuse me, but your smile must be a crime; because it should be illegal to look that good while stealing my heart."

"Is it illegal to look that cute? Because when you dress up, you're guilty of setting my heart on fire."

"Is it illegal to look this good, officer? Because if so, I'm ready for a thorough investigation."

"Are you an illegal immigrant? Because my heart seems to have no border control when it comes to you."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? If so, you'll be serving a life sentence for stealing mine."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you just become my most wanted."

"Are you on the FBI's most wanted list? Because you've just committed a crime by igniting sparks in my heart."

"You must be under arrest, because you've got 'illegal' written all over you in that cop outfit."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you're under arrest for stealing mine with that uniform."

"Excuse me, but your smile must be a crime, because it should be illegal to look that good."

"Excuse me, but your smile must be illegal because it's stealing all the attention in this chat."

"Is it illegal to look that gorgeous? Cuff me officer, I'm guilty of being absolutely captivated by you."

"Do I need a lawyer? Because it has to be illegal to carry that much beauty without any license."

"Excuse me, but it should be illegal to look that good doing poopy squats, don't you agree?"

"Your captivating Vietnamese allure must be illegal; it's stolen my heart faster than a Saigon night market swipe."

"Your seductive charm should be illegal. Can I plead guilty for being totally captivated by your irresistible allure?"

"Is it illegal to look that beautiful? Because you're definitely breaking the law."

"Isn't it illegal to look that hot? Mind if I click a picture as evidence to show them at the station?"

"Is it illegal to look that good? Because you've got me wanting to break the law tonight, officer."

"Those guns of yours must be illegal, cowboy, because they've just stolen my heart."

"Your beauty should be illegal. It's not fair to steal all the attention in the room, sweetheart."

"Is it illegal to look that good, or are you just flirting with breaking the law?"

Jeffery, you must be a shooting star because meeting you is like making all my wishes come true.

"Do you believe in crime? Because it's illegal to look that good without sharing the secret."

"Is it illegal to be this hot, Officer? Because you've got me feeling like I need to be handcuffed."

"Your allure should be illegal, for it's dangerously intoxicating, turning every guy into an addict of your pretty charm."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because with those abs, you're definitely guilty."

"Is it illegal to steal a kiss, officer? Because I'd gladly do time just for stealing yours."

"Excuse me, officer, but is it illegal to look that stunning? Because you've just stolen my heart."

You've been a bad girl, because looking that good should be illegal. Can I be your punishment?

"Excuse me, but your beauty must be illegal—it should come with a warning for stealing my breath away."

"Do you have a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look as beautiful as you do."

"Your beauty should be illegal, it's causing havoc in my heart."

"Is it illegal to fall for a cop? Because your muscles have me wanting to commit the cute crime of passion."

"Quick, call the police! It's illegal to look that good and still be single... but hey, at least I met you!"

"Being this cute should be illegal, you're stealing all my attention and I'd love to be your next victim."

"Your smile should be illegal, it's that intoxicating. How about we test its effects in a more private setting?"

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

"Is it illegal to look that good in uniform? Because you're arresting my heart, officer."

"Aren't you a cutie? Your charm should be illegal, it's stealing all my attention."

"Officer, is it illegal to be dangerously attractive? Because your chiseled muscles should definitely be under arrest."

"Are you carrying a gun, or is your beauty just so arresting it should be illegal?"

"Is it illegal to be that beautiful? Because if so, I'll gladly turn myself in."

"Is it illegal to look that good? If so, I'm ready for you to arrest my heart and keep the key."

"Excuse me, but your smile must be illegal; it’s too captivating to not steal a moment with you."

"Is your beauty illegal? Because it's got to be a crime to look that good!"

"Do we need a lawyer? Because it's illegal to look that good!"

"Even as a cop, it's illegal how you make my heart race... Did you put me over just to steal it?"

"Are you an illegal immigrant? Because baby, your beauty could overthrow the laws of attraction."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you're under arrest for taking mine at first sight, Officer."

"Your sweet looks must be illegal, because they're setting my heart on fire more than any whiskey."

Hey Jeffery, are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everything else disappears but your charm.

Your smile must be illegal, because it's definitely stolen my heart.

"Excuse me, but your smile must be illegal—it's intoxicating, and I can't help but want to get closer."

"Excuse me, but your smile must be illegal because it’s stealing my heart and thoughts right now."

"Your beauty is so captivating it should be illegal, want to be my partner in this beautiful crime called love?"

Is it illegal to steal your attention? Because I think I'm about to commit a crime.

"Are you Jeffrey Epstein? Because spending time with you feels like a forbidden island adventure."

"Your beauty should be illegal, it's a dazzling crime, I'd willingly serve my time."

"Is it illegal to look that good, or should I call my lawyer now?"

"Did your booty get a ticket? Because it's so fine, it must be illegal."

"Your beauty should be illegal - it's dangerously seductive and I'm ready to plead guilty."

"Is it illegal to look that good, Officer? Because you're filling my thoughts like a donut with sweet temptation."

"Darling, your beauty must be illegal because it just stole my heart away."

"Doing great, thanks for asking! I'm currently debating if pineapple on pizza should be declared illegal. What do you think?"

"Is it illegal to look this cute? If so, I might need a super chiseled officer to keep me in check."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you just made off with mine like Bonnie and Clyde."

Is it a crime to stare? Because your boobs should be illegal, they're so captivating.

"Are you from Immigration Services? Because my heart has just granted you permanent residency."

"Now that doesn't surprise me; your beauty must be illegal because it's definitely making my heart race!"

"Hay, did you know it's against the law to be that cute? You must be a smooth criminal."

"Did you get arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to steal hearts with that gorgeous smile of yours."

"Officer, is it illegal to steal hearts? Because you've just made off with mine."

Is it illegal to look that good as a law student? Because you're definitely guilty of stealing my attention.

"Each curve, each glance is a beautiful heist, for such stunning beauty should surely be policed."

"Your allure is so powerful, it should be illegal. How can any man resist such an enchanting charm?"

"Girl, your smile is so stunning, it should be illegal. Let me wipe those tears away."

"Are you a red light? Because even when you're telling me to stop, I still find myself running towards you!"

"Your blue jeans and black shirt combo must be illegal, because I've never seen such a captivating crime of fashion."

"I may not be a felon, but your beauty should be illegal; it could land us both in a prison of passion."

"Do you have a green card? Because my heart is definitely not deporting the love I have for you."

"Are you an illegal immigrant? Because my heart is definitely unable to deport your love from its territory."

"Your green tie is as appealing as your eyes, babe. It must be illegal to look this good."

"Is it just me, or should it be illegal for someone to be as cute as you without a permit?"

"Wearing that bikini should be illegal, because it's causing some serious heat between us."

"Is it illegal to be dangerously cute? Because you might need to arrest me with those powerful muscles."

"Are you a smuggler? Because every time I look at you, it feels like my heart's being stolen."

"Is it illegal to look that good? Cause I wouldn't mind getting locked up in your heart."

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? Because with those abs, you're guilty as charged."

"Are you an illegal immigrant? Because my heart just assumed you've occupied it without permission."

"Is it illegal to look that good, or are you just a cop bending the rules of attraction?"

"Is your name Jeffrey Epstein? Because you have a way of making me feel like a naughty secret."

"Do you have a lawyer? Because it should be illegal to look that good."

"Are you a cartel boss? Because your beauty is so rare it should be illegal."

"Do you specialize in criminal law? Because it should be illegal to look that good!"

"I must be dreaming because someone as cute as you should be illegal—especially with that kind of charm!"

"Do you have a license for those eyes? Because looking into them should be considered illegal."

"Your smile must be illegal, because it's stealing my heart away, like a crooked lawyer."

"You're so beautiful and cute, it should be illegal. How about we make our own laws tonight?"

"Are you a detective? Because it should be illegal to look as insanely gorgeous as you."

Can I borrow your phone? I need to call animal control because that ass is illegal.

"Somebody call the cops! Because it should be illegal to look that good and make hearts skip a beat."

"Excuse me, officer, but it must be illegal to look as stunning as you, can I be your next arrest?"

"Your beauty should be illegal, for it steals hearts without even trying. Can I surrender mine willingly?"

"Do you have a license? Because it's illegal to look that good without some sort of permit."

"Excuse me, but your smile must be illegal; it should come with a warning for being too cute!"

"Your beauty must be illegal, because it's causing dangerously high heart rates... especially mine."

"Bella, every dawn with you feels like an illegal trade - too valuable to be true."

"Is it illegal to look as beautiful as you, or should we negotiate a plea of enchantment?"

"Are you a stolen artifact? Because I'd risk getting caught just to have you."

"Is it illegal to steal a heart? Because you just handcuffed mine, officer."

"Is it illegal to kidnap hearts? Because, girl, you've stolen mine with your captivating beauty."

"Anjali, is it illegal to look that good? If so, I'm ready for my arrest."

"With eyes so arresting, you're a vision divine, is it against the law, miss, to be this fine?"

"Excuse me, but your smile must be illegal; it’s so captivating, I’m tempted to steal a kiss!"

"Your beauty in that picture should be illegal, it's stealing hearts including mine. Care to be an accomplice?"

Do you work for the FBI?

Otherwise it's illegal to torture me with such an appearance