110 Medical Pick Up lines And Rizz

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

Are you worth the side effects, girl?

Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.

Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

Hey baby you look sad, would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.

Are you my prescription medication

Because I don’t even know your name and I’m already prepared to swallow

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.

I wish I was your coronary artery, I would be wrapped around your heart.

Baby, the way you look is really increasing my blood flow!

I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

Hey baby, are you a stethoscope? Because I want to listen to your heart race.

I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.

You're like a tricuspid valve to me because you give me life.

You look dehydrated, want to exchange fluids?

I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

Please don’t be too sweet. I might get Diabetes!

Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.

Don't you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless...

I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

You must be low density lipoprotein cholesterol because you just stopped my heart.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

I hope your love for me is arterial, because I don’t want it to be all in vein.

I think you need a DNA transplant.

Is that a priapism or are you just happy to see me?

Your phalanges are sexy.

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

Medic: Call me when the swelling goes down, on second thought, just call me.

Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.

Girl, you're like a benign lung polyp caused by a bronchial adenoma - you take my breath away.

You're so hot that you myelinated my demyelinated nerves and cured my Multiple Sclerosis.

Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!

Whenever I‘m with you I get apnea, ‘cause you take my breath away.

Is your name Atropine? Cause you're raising my heart rate.

Are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.

You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

"Are you a medical book? Because whenever I read your eyes, I find the cure to my loneliness."

"Are you my medication? Because without you, my world just wouldn't make sense."

"Is your name Anesthesia? Because whenever I'm near you, all my pain disappears."

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat when I see you, and I think I need immediate medical attention."

"Is your name Oxygen? Because I can't breathe when you're around, and I might need some medical assistance."

"Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart skips a beat every time you're around."

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.

"Are you a five-course meal? Because my appetite for you is insatiable, and I always want more."

"Are you a surgeon? Because every time I look into your eyes, you seem to mend my broken heart."

"Is your dragon tattoo a medical sign? Because my heart beats like a dragon's roar every time I see you."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for your personality, not your medical degree."

"Are you a doctor? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you, and I might need medical attention."

"You must be my cardiac cycle, because every time I see you, my heart races faster than an F1 car."

"Do you work at Grace Clinic? Because every time I see you, I suddenly need medical attention for my weak knees."

"Is your name Oxygen? Because my heart skips a beat without you, just like a cardiac arrhythmia."

Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.

"Are you my medication? Because when I forget you, my world just doesn't make sense."

You pump my heart like epinephrine.

"Are you my allergy medication? Because every time I'm around you, my heart stops swelling like a bee's hive."

Sometime you double my respiration rate, sometime you stop it completely.

"Well, that's really impressive! I've always admired people in the medical field. Can you handle my heart as well as you handle your patients?"

You cause my dopamine neurons to increase its neuro transmitter release.

Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you're making me breathless.