110 Lol Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you a fireman?

Cuz you came in hot and left me wet (im sorry lol)

"Haha, your laughter is as contagious as your charm. I hope you're not always this distracting 😉"

"Let's be lips lost in the dark together, turning every misstep into a whimsical expedition of affection."

It must be fate! My favorite color is purple, what about you? Maybe our colors can come together beautifully.

"Lips may search in the dark, but mine were only ever searching for you. Can they start their adventure now?"

"I might not know what you look like yet, but I bet your smile is as captivating as your wit."

"Lol back at you! You're quite the charmer, aren't you? I bet it's not just your jokes that are irresistible."

Haha, maybe it's a sign of perfect harmony? What's your favorite color, by the way?

"Lol, your laugh seems to have more O's than my cereal bowl this morning. 🤣"

"I thought engineering was tough until I tried understanding how someone could be as amazing as you."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Sounds ridiculous, but lol, how is that so?"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in those LOLs, turning me into a comedian with no exit."

"They say the best things in life are worth waiting for. How about you stop waiting and let me be your little spoon?"

Haha, I guess great minds think alike! Maybe it's a sign we should go on a colorful adventure together sometime.

You know what they say, great minds think alike! Maybe we should put our color-coordinating skills to the test sometime.

"Glad to know my humor is working here. Seeing your 'lol', my day just became brighter than the Northern Lights."

"If we're all just lips seeking adventure, then darling, let's turn off the lights and embark on our journey together."

"Definitely, good enough to sweep you off your feet someday, perhaps? 😏"

Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes.

(Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)

"Your chuckle rings, a melody sweet; it makes my heart skip a beat."

"Are you an equation? Because I'm not an engineer, but I'd love to spend time figuring you out."

"If we're all just lips in the dark, then darling, let's ignite an adventure more thrilling than any sunrise."

I must be asleep because you’re the woman of my dreams.

Said this to my gf last night and she loved it lol

"Laughing with you already feels so natural! You must be fun at parties 😏"

"Haha, I do love exploring the city. But I'm also a fan of cozy nights at home. How about you?"

I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?"

Me: "No, would you like to?"

Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for"

Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless"

He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol

"Well, I don't need to know what you look like to see that your personality shines brighter than a supernova."

"Well, if we're just lips, fancy embarking on an adventurous journey to the land of passion and desire?"

"If we're just lips, then let's allow them to explore the uncharted territories of sensuality and intrigue."

"Lol, your sense of humor is refreshing. They say laughter is the best medicine, you must be my personal doctor."

"Ever wished for a perfect mix of comfort and laughter? Well, here I am, ready to be your little spoon."

"Is your 'lol' an acronym for 'love of life'? Because you've just made my laugh-out-loud moments a little brighter."

Absolutely a cosmic connection! It's like fate is nudging us in the right direction. So, what's your go-to hue?

"Age is just a number, but our connection? That's timeless. I'm ready to venture beyond the LOLs, are you?"

"Haha, well I believe life is all about experiencing new things. But I'm equally comfortable staying in with good company ;) "

"In this vast darkness, your lips must be my adventure compass, because they are all I want to discover!"

Haha, maybe it's a sign that we have great taste! I'm curious, what other things do we have in common?

"Haha, love your sense of humor! Is it as intoxicating as it seems here?"

"Ever dreamt of a perfect match? Well, look no further, because I can be your little spoon meant to be."

If the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work

"Are we a pair of lost lips in the dark, or just two adventurous explorers on a mission to find the world's best kiss?"

"Your laughter is contagious, even virtually. Do you always light up the room with your positivity like this?"

"Are you a desert? Because with every 'lol' you send, I find myself thirsting for more of your humor."

Of all the 7.8 billion smiles in the world, my heart still melts seeing yours

Lol this one's a little cringey

It must be fate! We're already in sync. How about we paint the town our favorite colors together?

"Haha, your laugh is contagious, even through text! Bet it's even better in real life, over a cup of coffee maybe?"

It must be fate! My favorite color is ocean blue. What about you?

"Laughing is a great way to connect, isn't it? So, what else makes you smile besides random rambles of an intriguing stranger?"

Tired of your pronouns lets make it mine/forever

Lol

"I try to squeeze the most out of life! But don't worry, I'd make time for someone as interesting as you."

"I may be 17, but my maturity level matches my interest in you: exceeding expectations. Let's start again, shall we?"

"Ever fancied being the big spoon to my little one? Together, we could stir up some unforgettable moments."

Haha, maybe fate knows we'd look good in the same colors. What's your go-to when you want to stand out?

Haha, I guess great minds think alike! Maybe we're just meant to stand out together. What's your favorite color then?

Sounds like destiny is onto something with our color choices. Bet we'd rock a vibrant outfit together!

"Sure, I may not know what you look like, but I'm certain your personality lights up any room you're in."

"Hilarious, isn't it? How I can fit perfectly as your little spoon in this crazy puzzle we call life."

"Well, I may not know what you look like, but I bet kissing you would be like solving a fun mystery!"

"Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes. Lol, how is that so?"

"With some humor, a dash of charm and a sprinkle of adventure. But let's not rush things, anticipation can be quite...exciting 😏"

"Speaking of adventure, how about we let our lips embark on a thrilling journey together, in the vast sea of darkness?"

Me: Can I borrow a pic? Her: Sure. But why lol Me: So I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas

"You say we're all just lips in the dark? Well, my map's ready for that kiss-quest, Navigator."

Who knows, maybe it's fate bringing us together! I'm excited to learn more about what else we might share.

For The Scientists among us

Blood is red
Cyanosis is blue
I get tachycardia when I think of you!

Lol dont know if this one was already on here

"Is your name LOL? Because your smile just turned my day from laughable to delightful."

This is the best one ive got lol.

Boy: Knock Knock
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: When,Where
Girl: When,Where who?
Boy: Tomm at 7, My Place ,With Me and You
Note: The Person Should do the *when,where,who?* part correctly and should know the knock knock joke otherwise ur gonna embarass urself :)