97 Measurements Pick Up lines And Rizz

I just got nominated for nobel prize

I created a new measurement unit,
Like length is measured in meter,
And liquid in liter,
Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

"Stumbled upon a rare treasure, that's you, a sight so divine; your radiance makes my heart measure its love in endless rhyme."

"If height is measured in attractiveness, then in my eyes, you've just topped the skyscrapers."

"Even though our wedding bands symbolize infinity, they can't measure the endless beauty I see in you."

"Despite your height, you've scored the highest goal in my heart and proved that love isn't subject to measurements."

"Hey girl, do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass the measuring tape again?"

"That playful tongue of yours must be a treasure, because it's sparked a hunt in me that's hard to measure."

"Saniya, rarest gem, in His creation's leisurely measure, your beauty outshines every earthly treasure."

"You're my perfect geometry, a mix of right angles and curves that I can measure all night long."

"Darling, your beauty is beyond measure, and it's my pleasure to take care of every inch, especially your treasured chest."

"I may not know the exact measurement, but I can promise they'll be reaching all the right places to make you smile."

"I'm not as big as your elbow, love, but my desire for you is larger than any measurement can capture."

"You say I look young, but maturity is measured in charm, not years. Want to test my theory?"

"Your worth isn't measured in gold, but if it was, you'd definitely be priceless."

"In this humorous world, your laugh is my treasure, girl, you're my joy, beyond any measure."

"Is your height measured in stories? Because our love story could certainly reach new heights!"

"Your eyes gleam like stolen treasure, my foxy pirate queen, no other beauty can ever measure."

"Even in a world of numbers, your beauty is a quantity I can't measure."

"I may have failed in algebra because nothing compares to the complex equation of your beauty."

"Darling, your beauty isn't measured in pounds, but in the countless smiles you inspire."

"Are you a ruler? Because every inch of you is a measurement of perfection!"

"Roses bloom red, your Ninja 250R looks sleek; it's not the age I measure, but the beauty that makes my heart peak."

"Are you a rare species? Because just like an expensive ticket, your worth is beyond measure."

"Your curves whisper tales of enchantment and allure, No other's beauty could ever measure pure."

"Just like my math exam - half good, half bad - you're a problem I wouldn't mind getting wrong over and over."

"Ever wondered why you can't use a percentage? That's because you're beyond measure and comparison."

"You're more valuable than cheap Twitch bits, because your worth can't be measured when you're offline."

"Do you measure all your dates in feet? Because at 6’2”, I'm like Chipotle – something you've never experienced before."

If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

"In you, I've found my treasure, no more rizz to measure. Your beauty and charm, sets off every alarm."

"In equations of love, you're my sweet constant pleasure, your beauty's divine, beyond any measure."

"Is your name Rio? Because I'm feeling a sudden wave of attraction that can only be measured on the Samba scale."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because, girl, you're looking right and certainly measure up to my standards."

"Babe, if beauty was measured in pixels, your picture just crashed my system."

"Just like Geometry, I've measured my chances and they all point towards wanting to know your angles."

"I may have failed in algebra, but when it comes to your curves, I know there's no better equation."

"Your height may be small, but it’s impossible to measure the depths of your beauty, it's absolutely captivating."

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4?

Well I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

"If I could measure your beauty, darling, it would exceed 100%, because you're simply unquantifiable."

"Like Gojo's limitless energy in Jujutsu Kaisen, my feelings for you are beyond boundaries and measurements."

"Indeed, dear maiden, it's my pleasure, making you smile is my treasure. Your sweet words are a measure, of a joy I truly treasure."

"Kelvin? I thought we were measuring our chemistry in sparks and butterflies, not scientific units!"

"Gorgeous? Darling, if pretty were a scale, you'd be the infinity that it couldn't measure."

"Girl, if our Snapchat streak was a measure of your beauty, we'd be setting records daily."

"Just like how I aced geometry, I can't help but "measure" the perfect curves of your smile."

"If beauty was a number, you'd definitely be an infinity, because your allure is limitless and beyond measure."

"Like Pi, your beauty's infinite, cannot measure or define, dear poopeepi31416, you're sweeter than a perfect sine."

"Sweet am I? If sweetness could be measured, you'd be an infinite jar of honey."

"You're so unique, not even Chipotle can measure up to my 6 feet of desire for you."

"Can I ask you something? If beauty were measured in seconds, how do you manage to last an eternity?"

"If worth was measured in smiles, yours alone would be priceless."

"Is your height measured in stories? Because our fairy tale is reaching for the sky."

"Your smile has more impact than any security breach, got any control measures for that?"

"Well, darling, if we're talking measurements, you'll find my charm and respect for you measure far beyond inches."

"Is there an app to measure the brightness of a laugh? Because yours just outshone my phone's screen."

"If beauty were measured in gallons of milk, you'd be a cow!"

I would never use this one. How would a woman in your life respond to that?

"You're like a complex algebra problem, I failed to solve you, but can't stop trying."

"Are you Snow White? Because even the seven dwarfs can't measure up to your beauty."

Are you a unit of measurement?

Because you sure are one gal.

"Waking up is a pleasure, when it's your radiant glow I measure, in my heart, you're the treasured treasure."

"Ever wondered why you can't use percentages? Because no scale can measure 100% of your beauty."

"Height is just a number, but our connection could be legendary - shall we measure that instead?"

"My best friend is a treasure, but you darling, you're a sight that's beyond any measure."

"If your measure of Rizz is passion, let's redefine zero together. How about we start with dinner?"

"Well, I might not be a ruler, but I can guarantee our chemistry measures off the charts."

You're so sweet, you should be measured in puttonyos.

Yeah I work at Mens wearhouse.

Here is my card, come by sometime I'd LOVE to take your measurements. ;)))))))))