Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.

Are you my laptop?

Because you're really hot and it's making me nervous.

Are you a job interview? Because you've got me feeling nervous and excited at the same time.

Nervousness can be exciting. I like the effect I have on you. Let's explore this tension together, shall we?

Are you a job interview? Because girl, you've got me feeling all kinds of nervous and excited.

"Hey Kaylee, don't worry. My handsomeness tends to have that effect on people!"

Haha, don't be nervous. Your mysterious vibe is intriguing. I bet you have a lot of hidden talents waiting to be discovered.

"Are you a math test? Because I can't help but feel nervous, excited and unprepared around your Grade-A personality."

"Got so lost in your eyes, thought I'd need a GPS to find my way back!"

"Your nervousness is charming, Kaylee. Remember, we're just two people trying to find a connection."

"I get it, Kaylee. Sharing can be nerve-wracking. How about we pivot and chat about your favorite authors instead?"

Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

"Hey, are you a stress ball? Because every time I'm nervous about exams, just being near you calms me down."

"Sure, ignore me now, Kaylee. But when your book can't make you laugh like I do, don't come crawling back."

"Are you made of cardiac muscle? Because my heart races every time I see you."

No need to be nervous, I promise I won't bite... unless you're made of chocolate! Kidding aside, let's keep it light and fun.

"Aww, Kaylee, you're as readable as your book. Is it full of suspense too?"

"I see you're ignoring me for a book, cool... cool. Next time, I’ll come disguised as Chapter 5 of your favorite romance novel."

"Indeed I would. I might've been a bit more nervous, but there's no way I could resist the charm radiating from you."

"Sophia, you're an enchanting book that I'm eager to read. Your idealism fuels my desire; let's write our own love story."

Well, I'm glad I could make an impression on you. Let me know if you want to uncover more about me. 😉

"If you were a book, I'd call you 'The Catcher in the Rye... Because I can't seem to put you down either."

"Don't worry about my hands, they're just nervous because they've never held something as precious as you before."

"No need for the dramatics, Kaylee. If you squint any harder, you'll be reading braille."

"Guess you'll tell me in your own time, Kaylee. Meanwhile, is that a good book you're reading?"

"Your beauty's making me nervous, gorgeous. How about we turn those jitters into sparks with a night out together?"

Haha, don't be nervous! Your honesty is refreshing. Plus, your nervousness is kinda cute. 😊

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

"Is your name Nervous Tissue? Because you make my heart skip a beat, and I feel electrified around you."

"Well, Kaylee, if your book starts blushing, remember it's only because I'm so charmingly distracting."

"A gentleman so subtle, shy yet grand, your cool demeanor makes my heart expand."

"Hey, no need to hide behind that book, Kaylee. We're just getting to know each other, remember?"

"Guess I could rival any romance novel out there, right? The title? '50 shades of charming', maybe?"

"I'm the pop song you haven't heard yet, let's make our own rhythm and dance to the beat of love."

"A bookworm, huh? I've always admired people who find solace in written stories. What's that you're reading?"

"Hey, no pressure Kaylee. Just two people getting to know each other here. Let's talk about that book you're reading, shall we?"

Haha, don't worry, I'm just a friendly neighborhood superhero looking for a partner in crime-fighting! So, what's your superpower?

No need to be nervous! Just think of it as two friends getting to know each other. Your honesty is endearing.

"Absolutely, I promise it'll be an adventure you won't forget. Together, we'll make it more thrilling and fun than a rollercoaster ride!"

"Your shyness is a mystery I'd love to explore, igniting a novel of love that even your books couldn't tell."

"Didn't mean to make you nervous, but it's hard not to be flustered when confronted by such charm."

"If birds make you nervous, how about we stick to admiring butterflies? You're way more captivating anyways."

"Are you made of neurons? Because my heart's sending signals, and it’s causing a little nervous system overload!"

"Don't worry about the jitters, they make this adventure more exciting! Just sit back, relax, and let's enjoy the ride."

"I may be nervous, but your presence has this calming effect on me. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"If you were nervous tissue, I’d be the synapse—because I can’t resist connecting with you!"

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm getting nervous every time you're not around!

"Nervous about meeting me? Trust me, the only fear you'll experience is the fear of falling for my irresistible charm."

"So Kaylee, are we playing hard-to-get or hard-to-read? Like your book, I'm intrigued."

"Apologies if I'm making you nervous, but your beauty would make anyone lose their smooth composure."

Don't be nervous, darling. Your mystery is alluring. Let's see where this chemistry takes us.

"Well Kaylee, I hope that book isn't a thriller, because my charm is about to steal all of its suspense!"

"You must be made of nervous tissue, because every touch sends electric sparks through me!"

Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

"I'm trying to play it cool, but your presence is making me blush in all the right places."

"An investment banker? My piggy bank just got really nervous and started sweating pennies."

"Are you a cardiac muscle? Because my heart races every time I see you, and I can't resist the spark."

Should I be nervous? Because being around you makes me feel like the luckiest person alive.

"Seems like my charm's working overtime. Don't need a book when you have a best-seller right here!"

Hey, do you know that humans have one nervous system?

But, all my systems are nervous when I'm around you.

"Hey, no need for the cold shoulder. I hope I didn't say anything to upset you?"

"Shyness is your veil, but through it your charm expands, like a lovely, cool breeze over bland, desert sands."

Maybe he sensed the competition and got nervous. But hey, you're the one I'm interested in. No need to worry about him.

"Hey, if your book is half as interesting as you are, I'd say we're in for quite a ride!"

Hey, are you an audience?

Because I get nervous speaking to you

"Is your hair on fire? Because your flaming personality is melting my nervous icicles!"

"Are you nervous tissue? Because you’ve got my heart racing and my neurons firing just thinking about you."

"Is it bad that I'm more nervous than you are cute? Because that's off the charts, beautiful."

Haha, should I be nervous talking to the vice principal? Or do you have a soft spot for troublemakers like me? 😉

"Well, Kaylee, I can sense a bit of shyness. But that's okay, we're here to learn about each other at our own pace."

"Sounds like you're deep in thought, Kaylee. No rush, I'm all ears when you're ready to share."

"Well, if your eyes get any squinter, I'll assume you're trying to read my thoughts. Don't worry, it's mostly pizza and bad dad jokes."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my nervous tissue?"

Are you a job interview? Because you've got me feeling nervous, excited, and wanting to impress you.

"Hey, it's all good. Let's just keep the vibes flowing and enjoy the mystery that is getting to know each other."

"Nervous about exams? Let's unwind together, I promise to take care of your stressballs gently."

"Hey, no rush Kaylee. We're just two souls drifting in the digital space, take your time."

"I must be nervous tissue, because just being near you sends signals straight to my heart."

"Are you made of cardiac muscle? Because my heart races every time I see you, and it's totally nervous tissue!"

"Hey Sophia, your shyness is a mystery I'd love to unravel, let's explore the rhythm of love together in our favorite pop song."

If birds make you nervous, I'll be your wings and fly you away to a bird-free paradise.

"I may be making you nervous, but I promise, it's only because your beauty is overwhelming me."

Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

Hey girl, is your kiss a daycare?

Because in the current climate, I'm nervous about dropping my kids off in there, with everyone else's.

You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

Nice Shoes!..

Sorry, I get nervous around girls and diverted my eyes to your feet.

Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

What's the best, funny comeback for this pickup line?

Hey girl, are you a cop?

Because you are probably not here for me, but I will act nervous anyway.

Hey girl are you a hong kong protester?

Because the thought of you being taken makes me nervous

Are you the police?

Coz I know you aren't here for me but I am still kinda nervous

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

You're so hot it makes me nervous. The hair on my arms are standing up, but not the hair on my head. Hey, have you ever made out with a powdered wig?

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

Why am I nervous about talking to you? Because you're better than I deserve.

You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.