110 Nerd Pick Up lines And Rizz

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

Wanna check our math together?

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

Like a vacuole in a cell, your beauty holds all I need, What a stunning mystery, you indeed proceed.

In the universe of biology, you're my vacuole so fine, storing all the sweetness and love that's divine.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful, you even get Mr. Spock excited.

You must be a cell membrane, because you've got me feeling a strong ion exchange of attraction.

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

Aye girl, your beauty is like a Zetabyte...there's virtually nothing with which to compare it.

Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse? A pocket protector.

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

"Interesting perspective! So, if you ever decide to wear glasses, I'll know it's just to heighten the mystery."

"In calculus of love, you're my equation, your intellect at 45, pure fascination."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one who can turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."

"Spoken like a true nerd connoisseur! Are all your dates this intellectually stimulating? 🧐😉"

"Your wisdom at 45 is like a fine wine, in this class of life, can you be mine?"

Nerds: Girl, you are forever my favorite nerds.

"Are you a software update? Because since I've seen you, my heart won't stop reminding me it's time for an upgrade."

"Are you a software update? Because every time I see you, my hardware turns into hard-drive!"

"Are you a Dim Sum? Because my heart steams up every time I see you, just like those delightful dumplings."

"We might be classmates, but the chemistry between us could ignite a lab."

"I must be a Fibonacci sequence, because my feelings for you grow exponentially with every moment."

"Hey nerd, ever considered studying the chemistry between us? I promise it's more exciting than any textbook."

"Inconsistent bookworm or not, you're incredibly intriguing. Glasses only make you sexier in my eyes."

"Hey, you've solved equations way complex, but can you solve the mystery of why my heart races when you're near?"

"Do you believe in love at first equation, or should I walk by again with my Pythagoras theorem?"

"Are you a 90 degrees angle? Because you're looking right to complete my equation of life."

"I must be a math problem because the more time we spend together, the more complex and exciting you become."

"We've conquered classwork, how about we explore the chemistry between us next?"

"I may be a bully on the surface, but trust me, I've been studying how to make a nerd like you blush."

"Hey nerd, ever thought about exploring the laws of attraction... with a bad boy like me?"

"Is your smile a nuclear reactor? Cause it's lighting up my world and making me hot with desire."

"So, a beauty with hidden depths? That's even more appealing. Guess we could read each other's minds instead of books, right?"

"Books or no books, I find your intelligence alluring. And glasses? They just add to your mysterious charm."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because when I see you, everything suddenly seems to add up perfectly."

My new one

Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
a shoe without a laces,
aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

"Are you a physics test? Because the length of my attraction for you is growing exponentially, much like Schrödinger's equation."

"Ah, a clandestine bibliophile! And here I was, thinking your glasses were just a fashion statement."

"Ever noticed how our chemistry is more fascinating than anything we've studied in class?"

"Do you like physics? Because I've got a theory, your attraction is the force that's causing my expansion."

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real, you're so complex and beautiful."

"Are you a side quest? Because even though I'm a nerd who gets easily annoyed, I'd never skip you."

"Is your name Variable? Because I'm constantly trying to solve the equation of your heart."

"You just labeled me a nerd, but in my world, it means 'Never Ending Romantic Devotion', care to share my universe?"

"Hey, do you like Call of Duty? Because I'm about to respawn into your heart and capture your flag."

"Even the best readers need a break sometimes. And hey, glasses or not, you're more than meets the eye."

"Are you made of uranium? Because you're sending off sexy vibes that have me radiating with anticipation."

"So, not just a pretty face with glasses but also an elusive book worm? That's quite the plot twist."

"You must be a coding algorithm, because this nerd just can't seem to crack your complexity."

"Haha, who said nerds can't be sexy? Besides, your inconsistency in reading adds a touch of mystery. It's quite attractive."

"Do you wear glasses too? Because whenever I look into your eyes, I see my code's perfect syntax reflection."

"You're like a prime number, unique and undivided... and making my Pi complete."

"Are we studying physics? 'Cause I'm feeling some energy between us that's far more interesting than our work."

"Are you a software update? Because whenever I see you, my hardware definitely experiences an unexpected rise in performance."

I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too :)

[for nerds]

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for in this boring breakout room."

"Well, that's intriguing. I bet those glasses add a bit of mystery to your pretty face. Are you up for some brainy flirting?"

"You're like my favorite book, I could get lost in your story forever."

"Could you lend me a kiss? I promise I'll give it back with interest in our chemistry."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type, embracing both the letters of science and the poetry of novels."

"You make me wish 'studying together' was code for a whole lot more, don't you agree?"

"With all those equations you solve, ever considered adding you and me together?"