90 Nightclubs Pick Up lines And Rizz

What's your favorite song to dance to? (Then go ask the DJ to play it and ask her to dance.)

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Can you drive me home, I'm too drunk to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

Can you drive me home, I'm too druink to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?

Could I buy you a drink?

Did we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I'm already in love with you? (High School Acquaintance)

Did you have Mrs. O'Brien for 8th grade English class? No? Me neither! We have so much in common. (High School Acquaintance)

I can't stop looking at you.

I couldn't help noticing you're drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?

I don't have a yacht, but I have over 100 Twitter followers. (High School Acquaintance)

I just moved here from ___. Do you know any other good nightclubs around the area?

Do you like dancing? Me too…. My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. It starts seated while moving one arm from a horizontal position to vertical many times, later it turns into something best described as crawling and it ends in a motionless pose on the floor. It's such a catchy dance that even the bouncers of this bar usually join me. You want me to show you?

Do you like rock & roll music? Well, good because I'm going to rock your world.

Do you think most men that go to nightclubs and bars are jerks?

Do you want to dance?

Excuse me, why is your dirnk glowing?

For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.

Hello. I am not the girl put bologna in her pants on the bus in middle school. (High School Acquaintance)

Here's 50 euro's. Drink until I'm good looking and then come talk to me.

Hey cutie, your next drink's on me. I've saved a lot of money because I'm still on my parents' phone plan. (High School Acquaintance)

Hey you…I swipe you right.

Hey! I think you owe me a beer. Technically, you owe me a pile of soggy cheese fries from sophomore year, but I'll take a beer. (High School Acquaintance)

Hi, my name is ___. I just wanted to tell you that I love the way you dance.

Hi. I'm Brad Bitt and I'm wearing a disguise so I won't be recognized. May I buy you a drink?

High school yearbooks kind of remind me of wedding albums. I'm not married. (High School Acquaintance)

I can't believe I haven't seen you in 8 years. You don't look a day over 15. Wait, is that creepy? (High School Acquaintance)

I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn't have forgotten you.

I see you've got some tequila's.  Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

I'm letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro's. How many can I count you in for?

I'm real shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?

I've been to jail so much less than everyone else we went to school with. (High School Acquaintance)

If I'd have known I'd see you here, I'd have been sitting on this bar stool since my 21st birthday. (High School Acquaintance)

In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?

It's a shame sexting wasn't a thing when we were in high school. (High School Acquaintance)

It's so funny that you were this hot cheerleader/football player and I was a bumbling nerd because now WILL YOU MARRY ME? (High School Acquaintance)

Just because I haven't seen you in 10 years doesn't mean I haven't thought of you every day. (High School Acquaintance)

Look I'm just trying to drink here, but you're very distracting.

Most men/women are intimidated by me. It's okay, you don't have to be scared to buy me a drink.

My aunt died and left me six million dollars with the stipulation that I find a wife by Friday. Would you like to have a drink with me?

My drink is getting lonely, so would you like to join me with one?

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walked into this one, according to your Foursquare account, which I have been stalking ever since I got home. (High School Acquaintance)

Remember when you winked at me in Chemistry class when you had iodine in your eye? I've never forgotten that. (High School Acquaintance)

See that table over there? I've been waiting for you to come over and talk to me. Can you join me for a drink and some friendly conversation?

Sure I could buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Tell me something about yourself...

That dress is beautiful, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would youliek to go get warm?

Wait until it gets near last call in a bar. Then find the drunkest looking woman in the place and walk up to her and say, "OK, let's go home."

Wanna be my high school sweetheart? (High School Acquaintance)

What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.

What do you say we get out of here? I bet you're way better to wake up next to than a hangover.

What's a real sweet and lovely girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's the name of that funny dance you were doing? It's really good!

What's your favoirte song to dance to? (Then go ask the DJ to play it and ask her to dance.)

What's your favorite radio station to listen to?

What's your name, besides beautiful?

When a girl passes by you say, "I hope you don't mind me stopping you, but I just had to meet you."

When you're done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?

Would you like to dance with a ugly man?

You are the special lady that I have been saving this seat for.

You must be tired coz you've been running through my mind all night!

You're like a turkey in the oven all day. Just getting hotter and hotter. (High School Acquaintance)

I hate singles bars. How about you?

High school was h**...… and you were the hottest thing there. (High School Acquaintance)