62 Patient Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 62 patient pick up lines for her and flirty patient rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about patient that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with patient rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny patient pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty patient joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Patient Rizz

A good Patient pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

"I must be a patient in need, because your love is the only prescription that can cure my longing."
"Are you a software update? Because I'm patiently waiting for you to finish processing."
"You keep asking me to wait, but your beauty makes it hard - patience has never looked so seductive."
"If patience is a virtue, then you're my saint, but I've been waiting to tell you how incredibly tempting you are."
Are you a critical patient?

Because I want to take you to Starbucks and get you a venti later
"You always tell me to be patient, but how can I when you make every second count?"

Short and cute patient pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about patient are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"I've been patient but your hot body picture is like a new sunrise, I eagerly anticipate its radiant beauty."

"Just like a sniper, I've been waiting patiently for a chance to win your heart."

"Absolutely, I'm patiently waiting... just like my pet unicorn, Sparkles!"

"You're stubborn as a diamond, but I'm patient enough to find the sparkle within."

"I must be a patient, and you're the naughty nurse. Because every time you're around, you make my temperature rise!"

"You always tell me to be patient, but how can I when every moment without you feels like an eternity?"

"Your frequent reminders for patience, has my heart racing, could you teach it to slow down too?"

Cheesy patient Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Can I borrow a kiss, darling? I promise I'll be patient and repay it with interest."

"A hammer seems too harsh, don't you think? How about we chip it away patiently with fun and engaging conversations?"

Dhalsim: Hurry not, and be patient in seeking an answer, and it will reveal itself. Now get naked.

"Your wisdom in patience has made me realize, I’d happily wait a lifetime for you."

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

"Well, that's really impressive! I've always admired people in the medical field. Can you handle my heart as well as you handle your patients?"

"Is your name Patience? Because you've taught me the art of waiting and made every moment worth it."

Funny patient Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Patient conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"I've been patiently waiting for an angel like you, care to make this wait worthwhile, beautiful?"

"Ever played doctor? How about we switch roles, I'll be the patient in need, and you can be my naughty nurse."

"In your path I may stand, but dweeb or not, I'm quite grand. Patient hearts will understand."

"I must be a patient and you're the cure, because every time I see you, I feel so much better!"

"I'm persistent, I hope you're patient because I'm not giving up on a masterpiece like you."

"Are you the waiting room at Grace Clinic? Because my heart patiently waits to be healed by your smile!"

I'm a mental patient

Wanna get insane with me under the sheets tonight?

"I might not be a comedian, but I can promise to always nurse your laughter, just like how you tend to patients."

"Patience may be a virtue, but meeting you has turned waiting into my favorite pastime."

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you, let's play naughty nurse and patient tonight."

"Just like how you've taught me patience, could I maybe teach you about love one day?"

"Is your name Patience? Because every time I want to move quickly, you're there slowing me down."

Clever patient Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Patient hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"You’re in the shower, and I’m patiently waiting; ready to make your towel jealous."

"Just patiently waiting for your next hot snap to make my heart race faster than ever before."

"I must be a patient, because your smile is my favorite medicine."

"Are you my morning coffee? Because even dressed in black, your presence keeps me awake."

"Need a patient, naughty nurse? Because my heart skips a beat each time I see you."

"Wow, a nurse? That's hot. I must say, it must be hard for patients to focus on getting better with you around."

"Not a nurse, but I promise to nurse your heart with care and affection. Are you patient enough?"

"You say patience is key, how about you unlock the door to a dinner date with me?"

"You may wear black and tell me to wait, but for you, I'd even wait at a funeral."

"Your busy schedule only adds to your charm, I'll patiently wait for a moment with you."

"Patience may be a virtue, but it's hard to wait when every moment away from you feels like an eternity."

"Is your name Oxygen? Because my heart needs you to survive, just like a patient needs a nurse."

Smooth patient Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Patient pickup lines make her give you her number.

"I like your confidence but how about we focus on making unforgettable moments first? After all, the best things come to patient people."

"Your patience with me, dear, paints a love so vast; may I capture your heart and make our love last?"

"Alright, I'll patiently wait for your royal decree. Excited to learn more about the mysterious tale you've got to tell."

"Well, that's amazing! I'm currently a patient... of love. Can you prescribe me a cure?"

"I’ve been waiting patiently, like a sunflower towards the sea, can’t you see? Your heart belongs with me."

"You always tell me to be patient, darling, but when I'm near you, my heartbeat races like a stolen Ferrari."

"Is your name 'Patience'? Because I've been waiting a lifetime for your kind of love."

"Your dedication to helping others is admirable. I'm sure those long hours are worth the smiles you bring to your patients."

"Are you a traffic signal? Because whenever I rush, you always tell me to stop and go slow."

"I'd be the luckiest 'therapist' to have a patient as captivating as you. Let's keep this conversation going!"

"In the realm of patience, you're the queen so grand, can I be your king and gently hold your hand?"

Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might s**... and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like.

\*fingerguns*

Flirty patient Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Patient pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Marriages, like a garden, take time to grow. But the harvest is rich unto those who patiently and tenderly care for the ground.

First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now?

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?

Reasons to date a pharmacist:
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
You will want no substitution.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Patient love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Patient openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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