110 Parents Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you looking for some funny and cheesy pick up lines for parents? Get some good ideas here to help you break the ice with other parents. These pick up lines for parents are clean and funny. Make the best out of these lines to help you flirt and get the attention of other parents.

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Your parents must have been drug dealers.....

'Cause you're dope
Ur parents must be drug dealers

Because I'm addicted to what they made
My parents told me to follow my dreams

Thats why i am sticking with you
Are your parents drug dealers?

Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made
Sorry to text you so early in the day

But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)
Hey girl are your legs like my parents?

Cuz theh need separating

Here are 110 parents pick up lines for her and flirty parents rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your parents rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny parents pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty parents joke for a great chat response.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about parents are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

But they definately know how to make a bomb

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I swore on my parents' grave to protect the innocent. Take off your bra.

My parents don't live on the same property.

Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.

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Hey, my parents are out of town sweetheart. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.

Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

Are your parents retarded?

Cuz girl you special

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

I want to meet your parents.

I am a big fan of their work!

I'm thankful for your parents genes, you're hot.

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Are your parents retarded?

Because I think you're special.

- Robin Williams.

So are you ready to meet my parents?

We've been dating a while, so I'd like you to come over and eat my parents.

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

Can I have your Instagram?

My parents said I should follow my dreams.

Are your parents retarded?

Because there's something special about you

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

Yo, are your parents drug dealer?

Cause, I am addicted to what they made 🥰

Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my v**....

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Using good and clever Parents hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.

Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar. There’s no other way to explain why you such a sweet pie.

Are your parents loan originators? Because I want to submit my loan application to take you as my wife.

Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home.

I guess your parents are bakers 🤷‍️

Because they made such a cutie pie!

Girl are your parents retarded?
Cause you’re really special

Are your parents beavers? Cuz DAMMMMMMMM!

Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge of their work!

"Your parents may have barred football, but no defense could keep me from scoring a date with you."

"You weren't allowed to watch football, but there's no rule against playing the game of love, right?"

"They hid football from you, darling? Let me introduce you to my field; it's more exciting with you as my cheerleader."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

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"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams of a loving wife."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and my dream's to travel the world with you."

"Your parents may be strict, but I'm ready to break some rules just to get a taste of your perfection."

"In the gallery of life, Rupali, you're the rarest piece, your parents, true artists, crafted such a masterpiece."

"Well, good afternoon, Sally! You sure know how to make a grand entrance. Ever consider a career in theatre?"

"Going to the shop? Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and I dreamt of you all night."

"Hey gorgeous, got pain? Because I've got a cure... it's called a dose of good company and laughter!"

"In the gallery of life, your beauty outshines any art, a testament to your artist parents' heart."

"Well, good morning sleepyhead! If your dreams are as playful as you are, they must be worth the extended slumber."

"Are your parents drugs? Because they've concocted something addictive, irresistibly delightful, and oh boy, I'm feeling high on you."

Girl are your parents gay?

Because you look like you were made by da Vinci and Picasso

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These flirty Parents pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Hey beautiful, your body may be aching, but I promise my comfort can soothe like medicine, want a taste?"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and you're the rhyme of my themes."

"Your parents brought you into this world on August 21, may I be the one to make your world complete every day?"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, and you are the 'Sistine' I've been dreaming of!"

"They didn't let you watch football? Don't worry, I'd love to teach you the rules of 'personal fouls'."

"Our parents don't know each other yet, but how about we give them a reason to become in-laws?"

"Stepping out of the comfort zone? I admire your bravery! Let's explore this big world together, what do you say?"

"Believe me, I'm like broccoli. Your parents might not like it at first, but they'll realize it's good for them eventually!"

"Your parents' masterpiece, their labor of art, has surely captured this humble heart."

"Do you mind if I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams and you're definitely a sexy one."

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad/mom.

"Can I follow you home this Valentine's? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams, not my GPS."

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"You weren't allowed to watch football? No worries, I'd rather show you my playbook of passion and romance."

"Good thing I've been told my parenting style is a mix of fun uncle and responsible grandma. Bring it on!"

"Excuse me, Rupali, were your parents bestowed the artist's grace? For in you, they've painted a masterpiece of beauty and grace."

"Well, let's just say my parents are so good at math, they turned two negatives into a positive!"

"Hello, is it okay if I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Is it illegal to be that gorgeous? Because your beauty is so arresting, it makes all my pain disappear."

"Do your parents know they debunked math? Because they're two wrongs that made an absolute right."

"Pallavi, as a masterpiece of art, your parents' hands have made you smart, your beauty alone can steal my heart."

"Don't you miss our innocent times, Macy? Let's catch up and make some more unforgettable memories."

"Are you a handbook on parenting? Because every time I see you, I see my future filled with beautiful chaos."

Are your parents Polish?

Cuz you just stole my heart...

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always said to follow my dreams and you're the protagonist in mine."

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Parents love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Parents openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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