50 Penguin Pick Up lines And Rizz

"Sure, but I must warn you, my cooking skills are about as good as a penguin's ability to fly."

"Your cuteness rivals that of my penguin, but I must say, your charm is completely unbeatable."

"In the vast Antarctic of life, you're my warm spot, melting my heart with your enchanting thought."

"Just like a penguin in the arctic's freeze, your beauty, my dear, brings me to my knees."

"Reassuring to hear! I've been transitioning into a penguin recently - way less maintenance and who can resist that adorable waddle?"

"In the cold Antarctic, penguins thrive, but in your eyes, my love comes alive."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including the answer to 'how do penguins propose?'"

"If love were an iceberg, I'd be a penguin diving deep for your heart's surge."

"Like a penguin's endless quest, your beauty outshines all the rest, will you be my outpost in this life's test?"

"Are you a penguin? Because every time I see you, all my problems just waddle away."

"Your allure outshines the arctic moon, dance with me, oh graceful penguin, let's waltz to love's sweet tune."

"Just like penguins mate for life, my heart flutters for you, my charming, eternal wife."

"Do you believe in telepathy? No? How about love at first sight... or should I walk by again with my pet penguin?"

"Seeing you is like watching a penguin waddle, irresistibly adorable and impossible to ignore."

"Your cuteness surpasses my pet penguin; it's so hard to keep my cool around you."

"Are you a penguin? Because when I see you, all the other birds just waddle away in comparison."

"Just like my penguin, you've turned my world into a winter wonderland filled with endless cuteness."

"In a crowd of penguins black and white, your charm, my dear, is my favorite sight."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with my giant encyclopedia of penguins?"

Well Seth, if you're as good of a mentor as you are a skier, they're in fantastic hands. Ever tried teaching a penguin to fly?

"Like a penguin's love, so deep and true, my heart waddles only to the rhythm of you."

"Your charm's as captivating as a penguin's waddle, in the maze of love, you're my perfect model."

"Like a penguin's faithful heart, my love for you will never part, your grace can't be compared, it's truly avant-garde."

"Unfortunately, no, I'm not in Durban. I'm just chilling with my pet penguin in Antarctica. He sends his regards."

"Well, I like to make an impression. Wait till you hear my closing statement, it involves penguins and a unicycle."

"In this vast world's grand design, you're a penguin, unique and divine, glide my way, be forever mine."

"My penguin may be cute, but you, darling, are an absolute masterpiece."

"Just as a penguin finds its mate, I’ve found you to adore—your smile is simply great."

"Just like a penguin in the cold, your beauty makes every moment bold."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially that adorable penguin look."

"I thought my penguin was adorable, but it's got nothing on your enchanting smile and sparkling eyes."

"In this vast world, like a lost penguin, I found warmth in your sweet grin."

Did you know penguins stick to one partner their whole life?

Would you like to be my penguin?

"You're as rare as a penguin's flight, my love, your beauty shines bright even in the darkest night."

"Your beauty makes even my adorable penguin blush, how about we set them an example of a perfect match?"

Get ready for a dumb line

“Hey girl! Let’s act like magellanic penguins and mate for life”

Hey girl? How much does a penguin weigh?

Not enough to break the ice. (mutter this line under your breath from across the room)

Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: What? Guy: I thought I'd just say something that would break the ice.