110 Planets Pick Up lines And Rizz

Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

Other planets, wanna check some out?

Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

8 billion lips on the planet. And all I can think about is kissing yours.

You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.

After tonight, there will only be seven planets in solar space. Because I will smash Uranus.

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

"And you should, because there's no one else on this planet quite like you. I'm intrigued and want to know more."

"Are you Uranus? Because your beauty's undeniable, making all other planets seem quite unreliable."

"Do you believe in aliens? Because your beauty is clearly not from this planet!"

"Are you always this fierce in protecting the earth? Because it's not just our planet that's falling, I am too."

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

"Are you a star? Because my planet Go-trax revolves around you, babe."

"Is your bikini made from recycled material? Because our chemistry feels like it could save the planet."

"Are you a mom? Because you've got the beauty that keeps life on this planet thriving."

"If you were a planet, I'd want to be your moon, always orbiting around your radiant being."

"Is your booty a new planet? Because that gravitational pull is out of this world."

"هل أنت نجمة سقطت من السماء؟ لأن جمالك يشع مثل الكواكب."
(Translation: Are you a star that fell from the sky? Because your beauty shines like the planets.)

"Is your name Recycle? Because I feel an irresistible urge to save our planet together."

"Ya habibti, law el najm gawak, enti ahlam kawkab fi sama'i."
Translation: My darling, if stars are beautiful, you're the most dreamy planet in my sky.

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

Hi, there only be seven planets left....

When I destroyed Uranus.

"Isn't it poetic how our love story could begin with us, saving the planet one shared shower at a time?"

"Girl, did you fall from a candy tree? Because you're the sweetest thing on this planet."

"In a world full of clay-made collections, you stand out like a rare gem, making every moment special."

The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another

"I may not be your sibling, but if I were a planet, I'd orbit around you and not just 'brother' Earth."

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

"Sure, I'd love to travel to Mars, but only if they have pizza delivery. Which planet would you visit?"

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

"Girl, your energy outshines the sun. Can I be the planet that revolves around you?"

"Like stars across the cosmos, your smile shines so bright, eclipsing every planet in my universe tonight."

Haha, let me put on my detective hat and guess... Is it the mystical land of Pizza Planet? 🍕👽

Girl r u a planet?

Because im atrracted to your heavenly body

There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus

You know your eyes shine like the twin suns on my home planet.

"You're so breathtaking that even Venus is envious, care to make other planets jealous tonight?"

Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

Hey cutie, are you a planet?

Because I work at Nasa and I want to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before

Sometimes I wish planets were edible

Because I wanna eat Uranus

You know there’s a planet made of all diamonds

Yet, you’re still the biggest gem

"Sizing up already? It's more like an unexplored planet - out of this world and full of mystery."

"You might be from another planet, but you've got my heart feeling like it's in zero gravity."

Hey I'm a planet

My gravity could hold you down

HEYY!! do you know what my favorite planet is?

UR'**...!!!

If I could go to any planet it would be Uranus

A wise man once said “To end suffering means to end all desires”

But I’m not sure I could do that with you on this planet

Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus

"Well, that's okay because my interests are more 'universal' than just NASA. Ever heard of the Galactic Federation of Planets?"

"Just like Juice WRLD said 'Let's get high and watch Planet Earth,' Let's get lost in our own universe."

What is your favourite planet?

Mine is definitely Uranus