110 Real Pick Up lines And Rizz

Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

Is your costume made of real magic?

Because every time you walk by, my heart starts playing tricks on me.

My pronoun's are he/him, but you can call me 0123/4567890

Probably not new and it's not a real number, for clarification.

You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

I'm still a real boy. Really!

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

Can I take a picture of you real quick?

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

Maybe god is real because...

You are a blessing

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Is Gabriel tricking me? Because you seem far too perfect to be real.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

In chemistry they teach us real crystals are never perfect

You're like that crystal, beautiful even with all of your imperfections!

I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

Look at me underwater after we do a turn so i know its real.

You may think you love Avalanche, but you haven’t experienced a real mancannon until you have ridden mine.

It's getting dark...

Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.

Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?

Am I on an episode of 'Fix This House'? Because I’ve never seen hardwood like that in real life.

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

Are both of those teeth real?

You probably won’t believe this, but in real life I’m still a virgin.

Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?

You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

Asuna: If we make it back to the real world, I’ll find you again. And fall in love with you again.

Babe are you from Tennessee? I was starting to doubt that it's a real state.

If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Babe, I did not know fairies were real until I met you.

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

Would you like to be the lucky guy who gets my real number? Give me your phone.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

Girl you need a toaster? Because things will definitely get real toasty with me tonight.

Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

Let's plan a Dina party in your pants. Namaste, b**...!

Heaven must be real because you're an angel.

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

I'm a magician, If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a real woman.

Girl you think true love isn't real? Your mind makes it real.

Anna: Come over here. Let me talk to ya real close.

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

They're saying the piste is gonna freeze and get real hard tonight. Do you know what else will?

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

It's getting dark. I need your smile real quick to brighten it up.

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, c**... d**... ratio.

Hey cutie! Are you a game character?

You're so good you can't be real ;)

Kirito: Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts.

Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea

Are you a microwave meal? Because the picture always looks better than the real thing.

Lemme stick my hyper beast in your Asimov real quick.

Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is? Join my secret event.

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but your hair is real right?

I'm not a b**... but I can play one if that's your thing.

My kids can speak 5 languages and I can o**... in 6.

Are you the square root of a negative number?

Because I can’t believe you’re real