110 Shakespeare Pick Up lines And Rizz

I’m not a sailor, but if you were across the farthest sea, I would risk everything to gain you.

Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent.

If I start behaving like an ass, will you start behaving like Titania?

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; p**... love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?

"You like books? Well, call me Shakespeare because I'm about to write our love story in iambic pentameter."

"Hey, there's no rush. We've got all the time in the world for you to channel your inner Shakespeare."

"Just like Shakespeare's Miranda, you're a masterpiece that bewitches my heart."

"Like a sonnet penned by Shakespeare, your love brightens every sphere, is it too much to ask to hold you near?"

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to decode Shakespeare together? Maybe we're another classic tale waiting for a better ending."

"If beauty were a language, you'd be the Shakespeare of it - complex, captivating, and sensual."

"Are you a Shakespeare play? Because whenever I'm around you, I feel like I'm in a midsummer night's dream!"

"Did I mention my love for BDSM? – 'Boldly Delivering Sincere Monologues'. I doubt Shakespeare would've written them any better."

"Do you specialize in Shakespeare? Because whenever I'm around you, I feel like we're composing our own romantic comedy."

"A duet in verse, with your beauty as muse, could bring even Shakespeare to tears of envy, my dear."

Maybe it is a codpiece, and may be it ain’t a codpiece.

"Juliana, your name's like a sweet sonnet, even Shakespeare would want to pen on it."

"Like a sonnet of Shakespeare, your beauty is timeless, in this world of chaos, you're the rhyme to my rhymeless."

"Like a sonnet penned by Shakespeare, your charm, Ronald Jackson, surpasses compare, causing my heart to quake in fear."

"Well, if you said yes, we'd be the perfect story even Shakespeare would want to pen."

"Darling, you're stirring up emotions in me that even Shakespeare couldn't describe. Are you a poet of love?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for - Shakespeare, Hemingway and proper punctuation."

"Success is yours! Because when it comes to writing papers, you're like Shakespeare on a triple espresso."

I do beseech you – chiefly that I may set it in my prayers – what is your name?

"Like a sonnet penned by Shakespeare, Ronald Jackson, your presence makes all sorrows disappear."

"Just like Shakespeare wrote about Juliet, I could write endless sonnets about your beauty."

"Excuse me, madam, but your smile is a sonnet that could outshine Shakespeare, may I be your dedicated reader?"

"Hello gorgeous, if beauty was a language, you'd be the Shakespeare of it. Fancy acting out a love story tonight?"

"Is your name Shakespeare? Because every word you say feels poetic and I'm captivated by your prose."

"Did Shakespeare pen a sonnet about your eyes, or did they inspire all poetry with their heavenly guise?"

A kiss is but a minute’s joy

As glorious as the noon-tide sun

As kind as the sun to the newborn spring

Can I just tell you, your eyes are nothing like the sun. And what's up with that wiry head of hair you got going on? Wait, where you going? Come back, it gets better! Your breath reeks! Call me!

Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent. (As You Like It)

diamond are not more pure than she

Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.

Et tu, Cutie?

Ever seen a beast with two backs? Want to help me make one?

Give me leave to waken your memory

God hath given you one face, but you made yourself another. You didn't need to. I mean, the first one was fine.

Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow (Romeo and Juliet)

Goodness and virtue are your near acquaintances

Greetings to you, fair sailor.

Her name like some celestial fire quickens my spirit

Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?

Hey, that guy de Vere wrote you this sonnet and told me to put my name on it. No, wait, no he didn't, he's dead.

Hi. My name is Julius, and when I saw you, I said to myself, "Julius, seize her!"

I bet your phone number ends in 1599 because that's the most probable date for the composition of As You Like It.

You look like an angel. Or at least a minister of grace.

I do love nothing in the world so well as you (Much Ado about Nothing)

I have no faculty which is not yours.

I see your wit is as nimble as your tongue

I want no part of welcome but your wished presence

I wear you in my heart

I will repay your love with usury

I will unrip my very bosom to you

I would not wish any companion in the world but you.

I, like a child, will go by your directions

I'd LIKE for YOU to PLEASE go OUT with ME. Ever been picked up in iambic pentameter before?

I'd rather compare thee to a summer's NIGHT, if you don't mind and if you get my meaning.

I’ll chronicle your virtues

I’ll pay the tribute of my love to you

I’ll play at kisses with you

If I said you were the most beautified, would you say that beautified was a vile phrase?

If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep! (Twelfth Night)