84 The Hobbit Pick Up lines And Rizz

You are so hot, that

Two hobbits just came around and put a ring in you.

"Are you a hobbit? Because my feet have never been hairier, and I'm still looking for my precious."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my hobbit feet?"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and my hobbit feet won't take me home!"

"My feet may be hairy, but your presence certainly makes them twinkle more than any Hobbit's after-party!"

"Are you a hobbit? Because you've got my heart racing faster than Bilbo Baggins with the One Ring."

You must be a Ring of Power, 'cause I want to keep you!

Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.

Gimli a piece of that!

Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!

Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?

I can lighten your burden

I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.

I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!

I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

I last longer than Boromir.

I may be a fool. But I'm a fool in love with you.

I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.

I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face al lthe ages of this world alone.

I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.

I'll put a ring on it!

I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.

I’ll have you for second-breakfast.

I’ll take you there and back again.

I’m like Beorn — half man, half bear. Guess which part is bear?

I’ve got a feeling you’re about to become my Precious.

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.

Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.

Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.

My blade is never broken.

My elf eyes only see you.

My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.

My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.

No, thats not an oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.

Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.

So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.

The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.

There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.

This is no trinket I carry.

Us Hobbits can bring you 'there and back again' over and over and over again.

Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?

Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.

Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.

Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.

What do you like for second breakfast?

What do you say we go back to my place an light the beacons of Gondor?

You don’t know even it yet, but you’ve just found the One. Now let me get in your pocket.

You must be a Ring of Power, 'cuase I want ot keep you!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS, until you give me your number.

You wake something Tookish up in me.

Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.

Your salted pork is particularly lovely

Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.

Will you be my precciiiiioouuuusss?

TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.

I am no man.

I want you in my hobbit hole.

My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.

A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.

Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.

Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.

Are you the Ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.

Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.

Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?