110 Harry Potter Pick Up lines And Rizz

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

Did you cast petrificus totalus on me? Because you've made me stiff.

Why don't you come tame my dragon?

I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

Hey Draco…how long did you say your wand was again?

Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

I like to do it skrewt-style. Do you?

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Let’d play Quidditch. You grab my quaffles and I’ll find your snitch.

Do you specialize in getting rid of boggarts? Because you're making my heart feel riddikulus.

I know you're taken, but if I had a time-turner, you'd be mine.

Are you aware of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I know something else with the same definite estimations.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

I’m the heir if Slytherin so let me into your Chamber of Secrets.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Is your name "Avada Kedavra"? 'Cause you've got a killer bod.

Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

I'd trade an arm and a leg to get a piece of your philosopher's stone.

I'm not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my beverage, or would you say you are simply getting more sultry?

Oh, you're going to bed? Mind if I... Slytherin

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

You're the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.

Hey do you like Harry Potter?

I wouldn’t mind Slytherin into your Chamber of Secrets.

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you.

My v**... is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants, but I'd love to get into yours!

Did someone just cast expelliarmus? Because you’ve got me completely disarmed.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

"Are you a dragon? Because you've awakened something fierce in me just like in my favorite fantasy realm."

"Are you a Harry Potter spell? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like it's being spanked."

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because I swear I've lost myself in your enchanting eyes."

"Playing games with me, huh? How about we make our own version of Quidditch over some ramen tonight?"

"Your beauty, without the top, is more enchanting than any spell Harry Potter ever conjured."

"Are you a Snitch? Because I've been seeking someone like you my entire life."

"Like a melody, you play games sweetly, our love's ramen spiced; your teasing charms indeed complete me."

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because I swear Harry Potter couldn't find something as enchanting as your smile."

Do me, I'm Harry f**... Potter.

"Are you a spell from Hogwarts? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Hermione? Because our chemistry is more enchanting than any spell in Hogwarts."

"Is your name Ramen? Because you've got me all tangled up in your love broth, and I'm noodling around for a response."

"You've removed your top like a Harry Potter plot twist; unexpected and breathtakingly enchanting."

"Are you a Dementor? Because you take my breath away, every single time."

"Is your name Hermione? Because like Harry Potter, I'm under your spell and can't resist wanting to 'Quidditch' your bum."

"Is your name Hermione? Because I've been seeking a girl like you since my first Quidditch match."

Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine, Hermione?"

"Do you have the Marauder's Map? Because I can't seem to find my way out of your eyes."

"Are you a bowl of ramen? Because even though you play games with me, you still manage to stir up my noodle."

"Like a dragon's fire in the night, your allure outshines every star, my unique Harry Potter delight."

"You don't need a love potion to charm me, your smile is more magical than any spell."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've been hit with a Stupefy."

"Are you a spell from Hogwarts? Because every time I see you, I feel like Harry Potter and want to 'Patronus' that ass."

"Are you sure you're not from Hogwarts? Because your teasing has me under a spell."

"Are you a bowl of ramen? Because just like teasing me, you've got my heart simmering with affection."

"Are you a ramen bowl in a game? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and teasing me just whets my appetite."