"Is your name Eiffel? Because I've been falling for your petite elegance and golden charm."

"Your height's perfect, girl! When I go for a kiss, it's straight to heaven every time."

"Your beauty outshines all of Paris, making the City of Love jealous of your petite blonde allure."

"Is your name Sugar? Because you're short, sweet and I crave your company more than dessert."

"You're like my favorite dessert, small, indulgent, and warms my heart every time."

"Haha, you've only seen the tip of the iceberg! I believe life's too short to be anything but authentically wild."

"Petite blonde belle, your enchanting beauty surpasses the allure of all French Riviera beaches combined."

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

"I must admit I have a thing for BDSM - Beautiful, Delightful, Smart, Mesmerizing girls like you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the candy store shelf, my petite sweet treat?"

"Girl, do you know any good knots? Because I'm falling for you and can't untangle myself."

"Your beauty in that underwear, girl, is hotter than the sun yet cooler than the moon."

"Like a perfect recipe, you've got three key ingredients; you're petite, caring, and as hot as spicy salsa."

"Girl, I might be short but my love for you is like a nurse's shift... never-ending and full of surprises."

"Well, in that case, how about we cook some spaghetti together? Because life is too short for trust issues."

Girl you’re so short

So let me put some inches on you

"Even Batman couldn't save my heart from falling for a short, pretty girl with a soft spot for small cows."

"I must be a chef, cause when I look at your sweetness, I see the perfect recipe for love."

"Is your name Google? Cause I've been searching for a girl like you... on the lower shelf!"

"Are you a dessert? Because you're short, sweet and I could just eat you up!"

"Is your name Sugar? Because you're short, sweet and the perfect ingredient to my life's recipe."

"I may not be a chef, but I promise to always keep our love life as spicy as your favorite dish."

"Hey girl, in my world BDSM stands for 'Beautifully Dedicated to Spoiling My woman'. Interested in joining?"

"Are you a pizza? Because even when you're short, I find every slice of you absolutely irresistible."

"Your light skin shines, a moon's blessing at night, that big ass, girl, is my heart's ultimate delight."

Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!

"Are you a devil with a tiny heart, because you've bewitchingly short-changed all other girls for me!"

"Do you like stir-fry? Because I've been sizzling for your caring nature all day!"

"Short in height but long in sass? Sounds like we'd make a perfectly balanced equation!"

"Girl, your backside must be a dictionary, because it adds meaning to my life."

"I can't help but notice your game strategy, as unique and fascinating as the girl behind the screen."

"Your small frame is like a sonnet - short, sweet and utterly captivating."

"Are you a gourmet dessert? Because your petite sweetness is melting my heart."

"Sweetheart, are you a cupcake? Because your small and caring nature makes my life so much sweeter."

"Are you into BDSM? Because I'm totally into Breathtaking, Devoted, Sincere, and Magnificent girls like you."

"Short girls are like rare treasures; when I found you, it proved that good things really do come in small packages."

Hey girl, my love for you is like sharting.

Some might think it's just a short breeze, but I expect a more solid outcome.

"Are you a macaron? Because even though you're petite, you're filled with incredible sweetness and care."

"Mind if I cheer for you instead? Because girl, your smile outshines any cheerleading routine."

"Girl, are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I can think about is Bacon, Donuts, Sushi & Marshmallows!"

Girl you’re pretty short

How about I give you an extra 8”

Girl, you're like espresso.

Short, sweet, and hot as sin.

Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat kiss is chunky!

No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.