69 Sit Lap Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 69 sit lap pick up lines for her and flirty sit lap rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about sit lap that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with sit lap rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny sit lap pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty sit lap joke for a great chat response.

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A good Sit Lap pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Why don't you sit on my lap

And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up
If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?
Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.
Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!
Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about sit lap are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.

Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?

Will you help anchor my lifeguard tower by sitting on my lap?

Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

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Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.

Wanna sit on my lap while I row?

Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.

Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.

What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

Sit on my lap, and babe that hard thing is not my wallet.

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Try using funny and charming Sit Lap conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Anyone can sit here and buy your drinks. I will buy you a full course meal instead.

Babe, sit on my lap and see what I have under wraps.

Sit on my lap and I will take you to a whole new level.

"If I were a seagull, I'd fly over all seven seas just to drop a message in your sea-side lap: 'Hello, beautiful!'"

If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you up.

"Is your lap a photo frame? Because this face looks picture-perfect sitting there."

Sit on my lap and you will straight out things real fast.

"Ever thought about getting into photography? Your lap sure makes a stunning backdrop for my face."

"That's an enticing offer, but how about we save that for our third date? For now, let's keep the mystery alive."

"Your eyes are captivating, but they'd look even better looking down at me while you're sitting on my lap."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...and my lap becomes an available seat."

"Your beauty is overwhelming, may I offer my lap as a seating arrangement to share this moment?"

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Using good and clever Sit Lap hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Well, as tempting as that sounds, I'd rather earn that privilege. Let's keep discovering each other, shall we?"

"Hey gorgeous, how about a seat? Because the only place more comfortable than a chair is my lap."

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?

"That's a pretty intimate invitation for our first virtual date. Maybe let's start with sharing a virtual popcorn?"

Baby why dont you come sit on my lap.

And we talk about the first thing that comes up

"Do you feel that? That's my heart racing like a derby horse every time I feel your smile."

"I must say, your confidence is attractive. But let's get to know each other a bit more before switching to the cozy mode."

"Sounds cozy! I'm all for good company and TV, but how about a coffee date first? let's keep some mystery alive."

"A tempting offer! But, I like the thrill of anticipation. How about we start with a fun chat here, then we'll see?"

"Whoa, easy tiger! Let's save the Netflix and chill for date number three, deal?"

Hi, I am callum

How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops-up?

I may not be Santa

But if you sit on my lap i can make your wishes come true

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Using these smooth Sit Lap pickup lines make her give you her number.

Are you Santa?

Cuz i would love to sit on ur lap and tell u exactly what I want

For girls on dudes

Hey are you Santa Clause?
Cause I want to sit on your lap

"Is this your natural perfume, or is it just the scent of our blooming love story?"

Hey come and sit on my lap.

We'll just talk about the first thing that comes up

"As tempting as that sounds, I think I'd rather take you out for a fun evening around town first. How's that sound?"

Come sit on Santa's lap...
And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.

Why don't I come sit on your lap

And we'll see what pops up.

Hey are you Santa

Cause I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want from you

Can I sit on your lap?

I’ve always wanted to know how it feels like to be on top of the world

Roses are red, Violets are violets

My name ain't santa,but enjoy sitting on my lap. Yay :p

Are you Santa?

Cause I wanna sit on your lap and see your presents

Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!

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Flirty sit lap Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Sit Lap pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

Santa’s busy... You can sit on my lap!

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.

Mind if I sit on your lap, my knees are suddenly weak?

Sit on my lap and watch me "level up."

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