110 Seat Pick Up lines And Rizz

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my c**....

Wanna ride in the back seat and eat peas with me?

Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

Girl pick your seat , because you can ride my pony all night.

Going my way? I've got a seat open.

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

Are you s**... seat? Because I'd follow you anywhere.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Phoenix: Just take a seat. I got this.

Hey there. Got a seat for me?

The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

"Wearing red today to stir up the bull in you; can I be the cowboy who tames your wild ride?"

"I've heard chairs can be tough, how about taking a comfortable seat on my smile instead?"

"Your muscles outshine any stallion, cowboy. How 'bout we kick up some dust in your truck tonight?"

"Forget about those hard chairs, darling. My face promises a seat far more comfortable and pleasure-filled."

"Well, I was expecting a love guru, but a therapist works too! Ready for my deep-seated fear of broccoli?"

"Your big horns and groomed tail got me seeing red, fellas like me can't resist a beast like you ready to unleash."

"Are you a bull, cowboy? Because your power got me wanting to ride more than just your truck."

"I'd never backseat your gameplay, but would you mind if I took the co-pilot seat in your life?"

"Don't settle for an uncomfortable chair, beautiful. My face could offer you the softest seat in the house."

"I know those chairs aren't treating you right, fancy a seat upgrade? My face is always open for VIP."

Is your face a couch? Because I want to take a comfortable seat on it.

"With those strong horns and wild spirit, how about we make some history in the back seat, cowboy?"

"Excuse me, miss, but could you spare a moment? Your smile just turned my day around."

"Who needs a chair when you've got my face? Your allure deserves the best seat in the house."

"I've got my red on, ready to rile up that bull power of yours. Mind if I try to tame you in your backseat?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the toilet seat? Because you light up my world like nobody else."

"I can't help but notice that the chairs here don't seem comfy, ever considered my face as a better seat?"

"Are you a concert ticket? Because I find myself always chasing you like my favorite Indonesian band's front row seat!"

"You've got a taste for charming bad boys, but how about a genuine good guy who's irresistibly into you?"

"Is your seat uncomfortable? Trust me, my face is the most comfortable ride in town."

"You're the bull to my red flag, ready to charge with all that bullpower and turn this truck into our own private rodeo."

"Seems like my friend was too much too soon, how about we start with a simple conversation over coffee?"

"Hate uncomfortable seats? My face offers deluxe comfort, especially for a beauty like you."

"Hey cowboy, your bullpower makes my heart race faster than a stampede. Fancy breaking in the backseat tonight?"

"Babe, I'm a strong cowboy; let's see if this bull can turn your red dress into a wild rodeo in my truck."

"Bull or not, in that red dress, I'm ready to be taken hostage by your muscles and destroyed in your truck."

"Like an F1 track, every part of you has me on the edge of my seat."

"Chairs might be uncomfortable, but my face promises to be the softest and most luxurious seat you've ever experienced."

"Your wish is my command! I promise a love story that'll keep you at the edge of your seat. Ready for chapter one?"

Girl, are you a skibidi toilet? 'Cause I can't resist taking a seat on you.

"I'm glad you've reserved a seat for me! I promise to make sharing the table with you quite an interesting experience."

"Perhaps you can help me. I seem to have lost myself in your eyes."

"Your red attire fires up this muscular bull; ready to conquer you first in the backseat of my truck."

Are you looking for a seat?

Because my face is always open

"You're like a bull in a rodeo, muscular and untamed. How about we destroy that back seat together?"

"Is your heart a senate seat? Cause I'm about to campaign for it."

Want to test out my sliding seat?

"Your tail isn't the only thing that's groomed, handsome. Care to help me tame that wild beast of yours?"

"Those chairs may lack comfort, but darling, my face offers a seat with a view and a compliment to your beauty."

"Hey handsome, you're a cowboy bull stronger than any stallion. Hope you're ready to charge at this red cape."

"Those chairs can't compare to my face, it's the most comfortable seat in town, plus the view is breathtaking."

"Is this seat taken? Because the only thing missing from this solitude is your enchanting company."

"Are those horns or are you just excited to see me? Let's go cause some trouble in the back of your truck."

"Is your picture a seat? Because I've been falling for your smile all day."

"Chairs might not be your comfort zone, but my face could be the perfect seat for your beauty."

"Babe, this muscular cowboy bull's got more power than a rodeo ride, fancy getting wrecked in the back of my truck?"

"Is this seat taken? Because the only view that matters is getting to know you better."

"Hey cowboy, your muscles outshine any horsepower. How about you tame this red-dressed matador in your backseat tonight?"

"Is this seat taken? Because the only destination I see is getting lost in your captivating eyes."

"If my words are too much, the only mute button is your seat reservation on my face - no WiFi needed!"

"You're a raging bull with an untamed power; can you handle a wild ride with this rodeo star in the back of your truck?"