Hey girl wanna play with my master sword.

Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

You don’t know where a lone Knight could cover his sword, isn’t it?

Hey Gorgeous, I'd like to go to your Sacred Grove and shove my Master Sword into your pedestal tonight.

The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

Is your name Zelda? Because you just gave me a Skyward Sword!

When you touch my big sword, you will need two hands.

Give me an hour, and I can put a hundred swords at your command.

I know your name isn't Zelda, but I'll put my master sword in your temple of time.

Sword? Yeah, I have a sword.

Let me unsheathe it for you.

Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?

Asuna: If we make it back to the real world, I’ll find you again. And fall in love with you again.

Girl do you want to be a magician's assistant? Because I want to p**... you with my big sword.

Silica: It’s impossible to work hard for something you don’t enjoy.

Astra: Don't underestimate me-o. Gold is my heart and my soul cuts like the sword.

Kirito: A game where your life isn’t on the line is a piece of cake.

Kirito: You can go anywhere you want in this world with a single blade. This may be a virtual world, but I feel more alive here than in the real world.

I want to put my World Seed inside you. We would create whole new worlds together.

Kirito: Everybody can f***. It’s just a choice of whether you should.

I love you more than Kirito loves Asuna.

Are you ready for my Last Attack to drop some sweet loot for me.

Damn, the way you swing that sword really knocks me back

Asuna: There is one thing I've learnt here. To keep doing your best, up until the very end.

Hey baby wanna play with my master sword?

Kirito: I’m still going it alone on the front lines.

Girl, want to check out my sword skills?

(Paladin) Babe, I got both Holy Sword & Holy Protection

Kirito: My life belongs to you. I will stay with you until the end.

Kirito: The warmth of our bodies began to melt my frozen heart bit by bit.

No matter what, my heart is forever yours.

Babe, do you want to check out my Monument of Life?

Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

Kirito: No matter what, my heart will be forever yours and I will fight until the day I see you again.

Kirito: Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts.

I never like to keep my sword sheathed. I must ever be ready for action.

I want to fulldive into your body.

Kirito: It is pointless to question who someone really is. All you can do is to believe and accept.

Kirito: I am better at using swords than words.

Asuna: Life isn’t just doing things for yourself. It’s possible to live in such a way that other people’s happiness makes you happy too.

Kirito: All this time, I seriously thought that it’s better to die than to live your life alone.

Asuna: This body will fall only when my heart falls. If so, I can stand forever.

You hug me so tight, I'd lose my entire HP bar.

Kirito: If you cook it for me, I will let you have a bite.

Your venomous beauty is as intoxicating as your sword skills, Shinobu. Care to entangle me in both?

"Are you a pen? Because my love for you is mightier than the sword."

Is your name Meridia? Because you light up my world like her Dawnbreaker sword.

I am ready to go down to hunt in the Labyrinth of your dungeon.

"Just like your sword slices through demons, your mesmerizing gaze cuts straight to my heart, Iguro."

Did you use a Valkyrie on me? 'Cause you've got me falling faster than Durandal's sword!

Like a sword in battle, you shine bright, cutting through darkness with your radiant light.

Like a sword, your beauty cuts through the night, shining bright. You're a warrior princess in my sight.

"Is your name Excalibur? Because I’d fight any knight just to be worthy of your touch."

Kirito: No matter what, I promise I’ll protect all of you.

Kirito: Levels are just numbers in this world. Strength is just an illusion. There are more important things.

Babe, you are so hot you make my Tamed Monster wild again.

"Is your name Katana? Because you're sharper than any sword and cut right through to my heart."

Kirito: I’d rather trust and regret, than doubt and regret.

"Is your name Excalibur? Because I can’t help but want to wield you in my arms."

Yoshimitsu: My sword is resonating with your fist!?

Babe, I have always thought I was a Solo Player, until I met you.

"Is your name Excalibur? Because I’d fight any knight just to hold you."

Your beauty is sharp like a sword's edge, piercing hearts with every glance you pledge.

Are you a water sword? Because you cut through my heart with your quiet strength, Giyuu.

Your smile is sharp as a blade, piercing through my heart unafraid.

Kirito: There's just so much beauty in the world, you know!

Well, if you're a talent show, I must be your biggest fan! What’s your hidden talent? Juggling flaming swords or serenading squirrels?

"Do you believe in love at first swing, or should I draw my sword again?"

Did you know my tongue is so sharp, it could win a sword fight? Care for a duel?

Are you a sword fighter with fiery red hair? Because your presence in a room is as loud as thunder.

Kirito: You stole my world and my heart. You are a king of thieves, alone upon a stolen throne.

Girl, you are my Divine Object.

Kirito: Real pain is the result of losing someone you care about.

"Talented, huh? Can you juggle flaming swords while reciting Shakespeare? Because that's the only talent I respect... kidding! What’s your secret skill?"

"Grooming hair? More like preparing for battle! My comb is my sword and the knots are my fierce enemies."

"Is your name Katana? Because every time you smile, it's like a sharp cut that steals my breath away."

"Are you Excalibur? Because I've been on a quest to find you, only to realize, you're the queen of my heart."

Are you a sword fighter? Because I'm willing to duel for the honor of getting to know you better.

Is your love potion as sweet as Shinobu's sword skills? Because I'm falling under your spell.

Wanna see my sword?

"Just like my sword, my heart also beats for you, Iguro."

Hey, girl. Let me put my sword in your Temple of Time.

Do you want me to come over precious and make you a sword with my shirt off?

Are you the fairest maiden in the kingdom? Because my sword is ready to protect you.

Are you a sword fighter? Because you've got me feeling like I'm in the middle of a thrilling battle.

"Your venomous beauty is as captivating as your sword skills, Shinobu. Care to enchant me with both?"

"I may wield a sword to slay demons, but meeting you leaves me speechless in the best way possible."

"Thanks! My hidden talent is assembling IKEA furniture without crying. What's yours? I bet you can juggle flaming swords or something cool like that!"

"Are you a French baguette? Because Eiffel for you faster than a samurai draws his sword!"

Your grace and elegance cut through the air, like a sword that's sharp and rare.

You're as flashy as a sword fighter's moves and as loud as their victory roar. Mind if I join in?

Have you heard the legend of the sword and the stone?

Well not even King Arthur can get my sword out of your stone.

I'll put my Master Sword in your Temple of Time.

You must be a treasure because I'm digging the size of your 10-foot sword.

Like a sword in battle, your beauty shines bright, piercing through the darkness of the night.

"You like swords? Well, I must admit, your beauty cuts through my heart like the sharpest blade."

"Are you a sword? Because you’ve cut straight to my heart with that smile."

"I may not have your sword skills, but I'd protect you like you protect others, Giyuu."

"Is your heart a sword? Because every time I look at you, it pierces right through me."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the blacksmith's forge? Because your beauty is sharper than any sword I've seen."

"You like swords? Well, I'm enchanted by your edge, and unlike in battle, I don't mind being disarmed."

Are you a blacksmith?

Because You make my sword hard and ready to p**....

I'll be your shield, you be my sword, together we'll conquer the world. You're a brave and handsome lord.

"Well, they say the pen is mightier than the sword, but my lips can draft a pretty compelling argument too."

If kindness was a sword, you'd be the sharpest water hashira in my heart.

"Are you a sword? Because my heart beats faster every time I see your sharp beauty cutting through the crowd."

Your smile shines like Epel's sword, captivating me with each word.

Are you a sword? Because you've got me feeling pointy and ready for battle...of love.

If I had a Nichirin Sword for every time I thought of you, I'd have enough to slay Muzan twice!

Hey, are you a sword? Because I'm getting major "blade runner" vibes from your sharp wit!

Hey, you're makin' my sword rise!

In this world, I'd be your shield and sword, another life protect you, my beautiful reward.

"In fencing, we're rivals. But in love, how about we cross swords together?"

Say your not old enough to get married? Pull on my master sword and then we will.

"I may not have a sword like yours, Giyuu, but I can still protect you from anything that tries to harm you."

"Are you a sword? Because you've just cut right through my heart!"

Are you a sword fighter? Because you're so flashy and loud, you've definitely caught my attention.

"Do you have a Nichirin sword? Because every time you smile, it's brighter than the sun breathing style."

Baby, you're the Master sword to my Hero of Time.

"Are you a sword? Because you’ve just cut through my heart with your smile."

I bet you a professional sword swallower.

"Just like your Samurai sword, Uzui, your looks alone are sharp enough to pierce through my entranced heart."

Your beauty is sharp as a sword, piercing through my heart with every glance you afford.

Your eyes sparkle like the blade of a sword, piercing through my heart with every word.

Are you a swordswoman? Because you've already pierced through my heart with your stunning beauty.

Your red hair is as fiery as my passion to be by your side. Let's make some noise together.

Did you just loot my heart like an Ebony sword? Because I'm enchanted by your power.

"If I had to fight a dragon for your smile, I'd bring my sword and a whole lot of charm."

With a sword in hand, you're a warrior so grand, your beauty slays me where I stand.

Did you cast a spell on me, or are you just naturally enchanting like a legendary sword?

"I may not be as skilled as you with a sword, but I'd love to protect your heart."

Sword in the stone (probably old by now)

Babe, I wanna be so deep in you that when I pull out, I'd be the King of England